Discussion in 'Philadelphia, PA' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Nov 1, 2005.
If your the one commanding this "attack" then my friend you have already lost the battle!!
I may be a bad leader but at least I have back up!
YOU seem to be the whole Philly army!
Jim is the person who gets his hands dirty. I'm the Secret Benefactor
What exactly would you benefit from taking over Philly anyway!?!
Jim, yeah I'm all alone, but I can still hold back all of England!!
Depends if I bring out the Batman outfit or not!
I don't think so dear...
But what would you say about retreating if I promise to only wear corsets around you.
FFUK Army ... hold me back!
I am being swayed!
Be Strong Glorious leader do not be swayed by the corsets, I mean at the end of the day they're only simple coverings of a female form..
It's up to you gentlemen...
I can either put on the corset or ignite my saber...
Can't we have both!
What am I saying!!
Back I say!
Jimbo dear, is this person going to be doing the talking now!?!
Come dear...do you really want to fight with little ole me!?!
I can resist the power of the corset!
*Puts blindfolds and ear defenders on everyone*
Now we can fight.
Wendy, stop tempting us!
Ok you boys asked for it...
*Ignites saber and slices everyone's heads off*
Wow it's so easy to kill everyone when their blindfolded!!
Are you weak-minded fools being manipulated again?
I'll have to do all the work methinks
Thank god we put those dummy heads on our shoulders.
(But be gentle with Wendy! Just restrain her!)
You have to catch me first!
*Sees Richie loading a shotgun*
I don't think so dear...
*Shotgun falls to the ground in two pieces*
Careful lads she's whooshing!!!!!
Suggest counter acting with wishing!
*Wishes Wendy's light saber away*
Well, would you look at that!!!!!
GET HER LADS, SHE IS UNARMED!
fires grappling rope and ties up Wendy
This is what I get for answering a call at work.
And now we have the upper hand!
*Signs to monkeys*
No, I do not know where Sid is.
No I do not have bananas!
*swings in dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow*
How dare thee Maleficant!
Tempting out male troops with corsets(that don't quite sound right)
That shan't work on me, being female and all that.
Though I must say that you can do better, you're definately capable of better attacks than that.
And one more thing....
*covers Maleficant in Bannana flavoured custard*
I can control the monkeys.
*monkey ninjas appear out of shadows*
Attack boys, she has what you want!!!!!!
*Runs towards Wendy in Banana custard*
*Gets smacked by Twinky*
I am only human!
[mumbles] Monkeys get all the fun.[/mumbles]
Jimbo, you're our leader, you're meant to be stronger than this.
You might get a calender of bikini models if you don't get tempted by the Philly side anymore.
How photographing the bikini models FOR the calendar!
*Snaps out of it!*
Wendy, your corset ways may work in the Midlands pub but not here!
I mean business!
*Puts on the Batman suit*
You asked for it now.
*Whips Batarangs left right and center*