Brit Attack!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Philadelphia, PA' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Nov 1, 2005.

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  1. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    If your the one commanding this "attack" then my friend you have already lost the battle!! [face_laugh]
  2. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    I may be a bad leader but at least I have back up!

    YOU seem to be the whole Philly army!
    [face_worried]
    [face_laugh]
    :p
  3. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Jim is the person who gets his hands dirty. I'm the Secret Benefactor :p
  4. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    What exactly would you benefit from taking over Philly anyway!?! [face_laugh]



    Jim, yeah I'm all alone, but I can still hold back all of England!! [face_devil]
  5. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Depends if I bring out the Batman outfit or not!
    ;)
  6. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    I don't think so dear...


    But what would you say about retreating if I promise to only wear corsets around you. [face_batting]
  7. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Nooooooooooooooooo!

    FFUK Army ... hold me back!
    I am being swayed!


    [face_hypnotized]
  8. JED1 Force Ghost

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    Be Strong Glorious leader do not be swayed by the corsets, I mean at the end of the day they're only simple coverings of a female form..

    Nooooooooooo!!

    Help!

    Must resist!




  9. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    It's up to you gentlemen...

    I can either put on the corset or ignite my saber...


    Your choice...


    [face_devil]
  10. JED1 Force Ghost

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    Can't we have both! ;)

    What am I saying!!

    Back temptress!

    Back I say!
  11. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Jimbo dear, is this person going to be doing the talking now!?!


    Come dear...do you really want to fight with little ole me!?! [face_batting]
  12. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    I can resist the power of the corset!
  13. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    *Puts blindfolds and ear defenders on everyone*

    Now we can fight.

    Wendy, stop tempting us!
  14. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Ok you boys asked for it...



    *Ignites saber and slices everyone's heads off*


    Wow it's so easy to kill everyone when their blindfolded!! [face_laugh]
  15. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    returns

    Are you weak-minded fools being manipulated again? :rolleyes:



    loads shotgun


    I'll have to do all the work methinks
  16. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Thank god we put those dummy heads on our shoulders.

    NOW ATTACK!
    (But be gentle with Wendy! Just restrain her!)
    ;)
  17. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Restrain me!?! [face_laugh]


    You have to catch me first!


    *Sees Richie loading a shotgun*


    I don't think so dear...


    *Whoosh*


    *Shotgun falls to the ground in two pieces*
  18. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Careful lads she's whooshing!!!!!

    Suggest counter acting with wishing!


    *Wishes Wendy's light saber away*

    BHAM

    *Lightsaber disappears*

    Well, would you look at that!!!!!

    GET HER LADS, SHE IS UNARMED!
  19. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    fires grappling rope and ties up Wendy


    :cool:
  20. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Crap!



    This is what I get for answering a call at work. [face_laugh]
  21. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh]

    And now we have the upper hand!


    *Signs to monkeys*

    No, I do not know where Sid is.
    No I do not have bananas!

    Damn monkeys!
  22. Twinky_Stryder Jedi Master

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    *swings in dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow*


    How dare thee Maleficant!

    Tempting out male troops with corsets(that don't quite sound right)


    That shan't work on me, being female and all that.

    Though I must say that you can do better, you're definately capable of better attacks than that.


    And one more thing....


    *covers Maleficant in Bannana flavoured custard*


    I can control the monkeys.


    *monkey ninjas appear out of shadows*


    Attack boys, she has what you want!!!!!!



  23. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    *Runs towards Wendy in Banana custard*


    =P~

    *Gets smacked by Twinky*


    OWWWWWWWW!

    What!
    I am only human!

    [mumbles] Monkeys get all the fun.[/mumbles]
  24. Twinky_Stryder Jedi Master

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    Jimbo, you're our leader, you're meant to be stronger than this.



    You might get a calender of bikini models if you don't get tempted by the Philly side anymore.
  25. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    How photographing the bikini models FOR the calendar!


    *Snaps out of it!*
    Wendy, your corset ways may work in the Midlands pub but not here!
    I mean business!

    *Puts on the Batman suit*
    You asked for it now.

    *Whips Batarangs left right and center*
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