Brit Attack!!!!!!!

I think you Brits may be missing somethere here...

We're quite happy to have you set up a pub!

Go for it!

Let's just get to the drinking and fish and chips!

 

Yey another Brit pub



In the absence of a weapon I am going to hide behind this rock here

BUT

'You didn't see anything, Got it?'

 

Reason #432,736,229 of why I keep you around!



I was waiting for them to figure out that we've been sitting at the bar watching their attacks on the tele.

 

I got an idea. I'll start singing God Save the Queen and when they stand up to salute the rest of you pants them.

 

Me?
Stand up for 'God save the Queen'?
You can have her mate!

So where is this pub?

 

Sorry. I can't tell you that. They don't serve "limeys".

j/k

 

Joe, what is with the j/k?

 

We want pub, we want pub!

 

I'm here! Armed and dangerous.

*Starts throwing rotten pavlovas*

 

Even though I am not Joe, if you are unaware of what j/k means, it means Just Kidding.

j/k,

No it really does!

 

hmmm I seem to missed all the foreplay but arrived in time for drinkie poo's . Pimms O'clock any one?

 

raises flag with FFUK logo on


Right, mega drinking pary!

 

Who's got the Bacardi?

 

My mum got some gluten free beer yesterday, so any coeliacs you're in luck.

 

I'll take an Absinthe. As it's a British pub, it's perfectly legal

 

That's more like it!

 

Oooh, oooh! We gotta do the traditional British piss-up and a curry!

(Well, you got to do it over here; I've had an American Indian and they taste awful! Seriously, you can't do them worth squat!)

 

Should have washed her first

I feel a banning coming on but I couldn't resist

 

*Peeks head in door and looks around*

Mmm. Hmmm.

*Closes door*

See? I told you they'd leave if you ignore them.

 

wakes up

Huh?
Who left?

 

The brits should attack the Colgate toothpaste Factory



Just kidding my Brit friends...

 

They always laugh at our teeth!!!

There is nothing wrong with our teeth!!!

See -

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Nothing wrong at all

 

Do you guys (the Brits) realize how completely out of control it's gonna be when I visit next year? Holy Schnikies! I'm gonna need a Keith Richards style liver transplant.

 

You're going to fit in with this merry bunch of alcoholics!