Brit Attack!!!!!!!

Thats why I'm going . Hello.

 

I guess I am gonna be the guide dog for you boozers since I don't drink
This way, Woof!

Joe, when you come are you planning to come to the various FFUK group meets? I know Midlands will be one of course, and London, just wondering if to kick the boss Fatburt into idea planning session for a special meet for when you come. Maybe even at York (a beautiful northern city), I'd come up for the weekend there, we could all stay in a haunted hotel (Verity knows one I believe) and scare the spirits haunting there, or in your case drink them

 

It'll be nice to see you Joe
We'll be sure to plan a load of dastadly pranks for your arrival

 

The first one being a big sign at the arrival lounge, "Welcome to the Middle East Joe!"

Heh, Joe will get that one, and kick my butt for it! Ok, ok, I was wrong and an American beat me on geography for once. There is always a first time j/k

 

Don't worry Joe, we'll be right there with you... probably in some Police holding cell but damn it will be fun!

 

OOoo we get to do a jailbreak!!!!

No coppers round anyways, they'll be tied down with PCism or out capturing the worst offenders of all - speeding traffic offenders, those scum!

 

If Joe didn't know what I looked like I'd swipe a Police uniform and arrest him at the airport... just for kicks but I'll have to think of something else now

 

We can go as riot police, wear the helmets to disguise our faces, then rush at him shouting "booze-ist!"

 

Ohhh I like your thinking

*Fired up e-bay*

 

I could have a word with my fella...... hands off the cuffs tho, they are mine.

 

Yeah, but then we'd probably have the real cozzers on our case, and we'd get arrested!

Gotta admit, though. It'll be the best reception he'd EVER have!