Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by nnaydolem, Sep 9, 2005.
Ohhh...where's the Nazi test?
81% amorality, 63% passion, 63% spirituality, 45% selflessness
You probably have a complicated, multi-faceted personality. Kind of like Glory-Ben-Glorificus.
Passionate and driven with a spiritual side that comes out at times, a healthy taste for the finer things in life and a willingness to do what's necessary to achieve your ends. You're assertive and have no problems standing up for yourself. And, push come to shove, you're the closest anyone's ever come to straight-up beating the Slayer and her gang.
Josh, [link=http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926]Nazi Test[/link]
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
ROFL. That was a surprise.
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.
Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
I shall have to start a resistance cell against you now.
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Great... zo the Nazi took over... let me get back to vork or I'll go zomevere elze
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
I'm a patriotic person, what can I say??
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the **** list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
What can I say, I'm a stupid **** but Iat least I'm a general too ****
45% amorality, 27% passion, 36% spirituality, 27% selflessness
A fine, upstanding young man (or woman, as the case may be), you're kind of like Riley Finn. You're solidly based in morals, keep calm under pressure and are more or less down to earth. While you're there for your friends, you also understand that there *is* indeed an 'I' in "team."
Here is another great test. Cowboy-ninja-Pirate-knight test
I scored as a Knight captain. Leader of other knights!!
DOes that make a em a jedi master?
OMG, I just took the political test. In a map of famous ppl I was on Gorbechovs birthmark next to vader.
I am 53% social moderate, 20% econmic liberal and a democrat. Very good test if you are unclear were you stand in the whole "conservative-moderate-liberal" thing
You scored 6 Honor, 4 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 7 Individuality!
Arr matey. You may belive in honor, and justice, and you certainly have a sense of adventure. But mostly, you play by your own rules. Your code is your own and you are flexible in most situations.
Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot. I think you'll do fine.
[link=http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=41759]What Force User Are You?[/link]
Darth Maul: The Intimidator.
Darth Maul 83%
Count Dooku 79%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 79%
Anakin Skywalker 75%
Luke Skywalker 71%
Qui-Gon Jinn 67%
Darth Vader 63%
Random Jedi 63%
Master Yoda 58%
Darth Sidious 58%
Mace Windu 50%
You scored 8 Honor, 3 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 7 Individuality!
You are as quiet as the wind, deadly as a viper and you follow no master. You are a Rogue Ninja. Let no one say you are without honor, lest they meet a quiet and questionable end.
Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You'll do just fine
You scored as Count Dooku.
Count Dooku: The Traitor
Count Dooku 88%
Darth Sidious 79%
Anakin Skywalker 75%
Master Yoda 58%
Qui-Gon Jinn 58%
Luke Skywalker 46%
Mace Windu 46%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 46%
Darth Vader 38%
Darth Maul 29%
Random Jedi 17%
... and I'm a Pirate too!
Holy smoke!! I'm a libertarian... crud... whod'a thunk it.
You scored as Master Yoda.
Master Yoda - 67%
Qui-Gon Jinn - 67%
Obi-Wan Kenobi - 63%
Count Dooku - 63%
Luke Skywalker - 58%
Anakin Skywalker - 46%
Darth Sidious - 42%
Darth Maul - 38%
Random Jedi - 38%
Mace Windu - 25%
Darth Vader - 17%
...and I'm a Capitalist...
Darth Sidious: The Puppet Master.
99% Darth Sidious
92% Master Yoda
79% Qui-Gon Jinn
75% Count Dooku
63% Darth Vader
63% Darth Maul
63% Random Jedi
63% Obi-Wan Kenobi
54% Luke Skywalker
46% Mace Windu
33% Anakin Skywalker
Count Dooku: The Traitor
Darth Maul 67%
Darth Sidious 67%
Count Dooku 67%
Darth Vader 67%
Mace Windu 50%
Master Yoda 42%
Qui-Gon Jinn 33%
Luke Skywalker 25%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 8%
Random Jedi 0%
I rated as darth maul .