Story [Buffy the Vampire Slayer] Slayer Party - Song Parody/Humor

Author: Twilek_Aide
Title: Slayer Party
Fandom: Buffy the vampire slayer
Disclaimer: Buffy the vampire slayer is owned by Joss Whendon and S Club Party is owned by S club 7
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Slayer Party

Slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
gonna show you how
everyone get down tonight
slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
though we may die
shake your body from side to side

finally Friday night
feeling kind of good, got to stop a prophecy from rising tonight
got to get weapons, just can?t wait
got to get moving, can?t be late
get the feeling
push the ceiling
player haters
get ready everyone cuz here we go

Slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
gonna show you how
everyone get down tonight
slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
though we may die
shake your body from side to side

oh, oh wave your stakes in the air
oh,oh like you just don?t care
oh,oh a demon is coming over here
oh, oh Buffy will kill it over there

Willow?s doing her dance
Xander?s looking for romance
Spike is laying on the floor
Buffy?s beating up Spike once more
Anya?s going shopping
wanna see Tara do her witch thing
then we?ve Giles he reads so well
got to get ready with our stakes and send the demons back to hell

Slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
gonna show you how
everyone get down tonight
slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
though we may die
shake your body from side to side

oh, oh wave your stakes in the air
oh,oh like you just don?t care
oh,oh a demon is coming over here
oh, oh Buffy will kill it over there

Come on boys make some noise
go on slayers kill those vampires

Slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
gonna show you how
everyone get down tonight
slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
though we may die
shake your body from side to side

Slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
gonna show you how
everyone get down tonight
slayer
(there isn?t no party like a slayer party)
though we may die
shake your body from side to side

 

I'm not familiar with the song, but this was so funny!

Willow?s doing her dance
Xander?s looking for romance
Spike is laying on the floor
Buffy?s beating up Spike once more
Anya?s going shopping
wanna see Tara do her witch thing
then we?ve Giles he reads so well
got to get ready with our stakes and send the demons back to hell

Pretty fitting descriptions of the Scoobies. Hilarious!

 

Oh wow, I haven't thought about S Club 7 in years

Very funny!!