Bumper Stickers in the Star Wars Universe

On the Executor: CAUTION: Makes wide right turns.

All you need is love!

 

KenKenobi "Nice face: but what are you going to do when the Hutt wants its tail back?"

That was a good one!

 

Is any one here force sensitive? raise my hand.

Bow legged Chick's dig squid heads with face tenticles.

I,ve got a bad motivator about once a month

this ships not dirty it's camoflaged for mud planets

Imperial's do it on command

 

I'm a Proud Parent of a Dark Lord of the Sith


Ewok behind the controls


For a good time 555-Senator Amidala.

 

"Save a Dewback. Ride a Stormtrooper."

 

Free the Genosian One.

 

I go from zero to Sith in 3.5 seconds

The more I know Jedis, the more I like my rancor!

How can you tell Palpatine is lying? His lips are moving.

I have a lightsaber AND I vote!

Jedis are idiots and I married their king.

Remember Alderaan.

I'd rather be driving a lightsaber...through you.

I still miss my son...but my aim is improving.

Geonosis Attack Survivor.

Separatists Suck.

Men are from Sullust, women are from Geonosis.

I'd rather be wasting time with my friends.

Love Coruscant or leave it.

To err is human. To really screw up, you need a Gungan.

Quiet. The Chosen One at work.

Same Sith, different day.

Wanted: Beautiful Senator to sleep with. Will give right arm.

Save the Shaaks, harpoon a Hut.

Vote Separatist!

Work is for people who don't know how to podrace.

 

On the back of Lukes X-Wing:

Size Matters Not

On the back of Vaders SSD:

Size Does Count

Do not overtake turning SSD

On the back of a Tie Intercepter:

0-100,000 kph in 15 sec

On the back of a Y-Wing:

0-100,000 kph in 15 min

 

Come on down! To the Credits Are Correct...

Some beings are only alive because its is illegal to blast them

Thank YOU for keeping an Ewok free environment

REALITY BITES: And I have the Nexu teeth marks to prove it

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

A fine is a tax for beating up Senators. A tax is a fine for paying Senators.

Lightspeed is the fastest speed in the universe. That is why some people seem bright until they talk to you.

Back door, eh? Good idea!

The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they peel it from my cold, dead fingers

Visit Scenic Beggar's Canyon

Graduate of the Han Solo Asteroid Belt Navigation Academy

Palpatine, save me from your followers

I survived the First Death Star explosion...
I died in the Second Death Star explosion...




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

To err is human. To really screw up, you need a Gungan.

That is quite quite funny!

 

Sith happens

Saber control means using both hands

Sith on board

Proud parent of the chosen one

 

Death Sticks: Helping Hutts get laid since Pre-Republic times


Separatists: You LOST! Get over it


BETE- Beings Eating Tasty Ewoks


Watch out for the bounty hunter behind me


I said "no" to deathsticks, but they just wouldn't listen


Don't tick me off- I'm running out of systems to hide in


Join your local Stormtrooper legion- meet interesting people, kill them


"Stormtrooper Toilet Stolen- Authorities have nothing to go on"



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

"Stormtrooper toilet stolen...." Lol!

Proud Master of a Jedi Temple Honor Padawan. OK stupid, I know....

 

Help control the Wookie population, Have your Wookie spade or neutered.

 

On a landspeeder:

Quit tailgating me or I'll flick a Jawa on your windshield!

 

On the back of the Millenium Falcon:

Ran the Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs...

Luminous Beings Are We, Not This Crude Matter...

My Cargo Holds Are Squeeky...

Who's The More Foolish... The Fool Or The Fool Who Follows Him? ... Too Closely.

Caution: Wookiee On Board

Escaped The Slave 1... Twice!



You Rebel Scum!
~Bôba Fe++

 

Wow. You guys (and gals) are incredible!

 

The only thing worse than a Separatist, is a Liberal-Separatist

All you need is love!

 

On the Falcon: Kids don't smuggle for a Hutt or for anyone. I did and all I got was a peice of junk and got frozen in carbonite for a year.

 

I Brake For Plot Holes

 

I'll try my hand at these!


I got a Twi'lek slave girl for my wife... It was a good trade!

I love Ewoks... with BBQ sauce!

Yes, this is MY Death Star, no I won't blow up your planet!

 

Wow, this thing really took off

Here's a couple:

You can have my blaster, energy first!

My ligthsaber is only a tool, I am the weapon

Friends don't let friends vote Seperatist

Imperial Sniper. If you run, you'll only die tired

Imperial Bomb Squad. If you see my flying away, you better be close behind

 

My other starfighter is an X-wing

Yes, I came in this thing

Caution: Frequent blasting

I brake for Gungans, wait, no I don't

Keep following that close, I'll jettison my garbage

Get off the communicator & fly!

 

I've found him, I've got Yoda in the trunk.

 

Uh, here are some:
Only my Rancor understands me.
The Imperial Stormtrooper corps were full....so I came back...