Burlap bags on sale at Big Lots!!!!!

Discussion in 'Indianapolis, IN' started by TK-616, Jun 28, 2002.

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  1. TK-616 Jedi Knight

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    Dec 8, 2000
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    Hey Kids!

    Ever cry about picking up some power converters and never having anything to wear?

    Do you want to be a pathetic whiney rebel?

    Well guess what!!! Your time is NOW!!!!!

    Big Lots has partnered up with the CryBaby Group <A national support group for lameasses> and The Indy Rebel Legionnaires to bring you, "Burlap bags!!!!"

    YES!
    Now you to can be a crybaby Rebel!
    Just get to your local Big Lots Superstore for all your Burlap needs! Big Lots and their partners the Crybaby Group and Indy Rebel Legionnaires, want you to know that every little tear, will help their pathetic efforts grow to minimal sizes! Hell everyone and anyone can join, just prove to us that you have what it takes to be a true nobody! You don't even need a costume that takes any effort to make! That's the best part! I joined just last week! I took a picture of my new NIKY sneakers with my Princess Leia shoestrings, no not NIKE silly, NIKY you know, the shoes with the Velcro straps! They're new. I got them at BIG Lots underneath the nic knac section. They smell like tuna though. Since my new shoes have the Velcro, I just tied them around me like a JEDI Sash!!! It was sooo cool! They let me right in and told me that it looks like my costume was very hard to make. I also have an old broom handle for a lightsaber! The Indy Legionnaires said that it looked like the real thing!

    BURLAP SACKS ON SALE AT BIG LOTS!!!!!!!!!!

    Get ya some today!



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  2. JediMasterDan Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2001
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    And remember, one size fits all (with room to spare for a size 12 imperial boot)
  3. Boba_Binks Jedi Master

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    Sep 7, 2001
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    Forget that! I am an Imperial.
    Rebels, what a joke. ;)
  4. Shara Jedi Master

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    Dec 4, 2000
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    eh Rebels may be whiney and lame, but we still kicked your butt from here to Toshi Station.
  5. YodaOnMyLeg Jedi Knight

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    Jun 10, 2001
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    You guys are hilarious.
  6. SGT_SOCKO Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2002
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    burlap bags to hide your faces in public after we have our ways with you
  7. Captain_Argyle Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 28, 2002
  8. SGT_SOCKO Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2002
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    to drag of their pitiful sock army to the cleaners.
  9. Incom4 Jedi Master

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    Mar 4, 2001
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  10. Jorg_Sacul_from_C2 Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2002
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    Did you miss my post on thePVC pipe & toilet seat sale ? You imperials could use some new armor!

    hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaa! :D
  11. Incom4 Jedi Master

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    Mar 4, 2001
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    I saw it...but all I have to say is...


    Chicks love the seat....I mean armor :D
  12. Jorg_Sacul_from_C2 Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2002
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    OH, now I get it.. that's why that girl at Tiki Bob's wanted to sit on TK-616's lap!
  13. TK-616 Jedi Knight

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    Dec 8, 2000
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    She wanted it.

    Who could blame her.

    I am a pimp in and out of Armor.

    I am the Force.

    Just ask any Jedi Chick, they all want to touch the Armor...

    [face_devil]

    Tk-616
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  14. Hoot Jedi Knight

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    Apr 27, 2002
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    Who cares about brute force.... it's all about charisma, karma, etc.



    I mean, jedi don't look that scary. Darth Maul looked like something out of a REALLY bad nightmare.


    Face it - anyone on the dark side looks cooler.


    Come on Shara, R2-B9, all the cool kids are defecting..
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