San Joaquin, CA by oder of what's-his-name...

...all members going to hanford ren faire in costume, be at the vice-wearer-of-the-silly-hat-chancellor's house THIS wednesday around 730 pm for the dry-run, fighting-over-bits-of-ren-garb party. including the younglings, if they are going.

or don't cry if you get stuck wearing something funny-looking this weekend. (actually, Hizzownself said if you didn't show, you'd have to do faire nekkid, but i don't think he can make that stick)

by imperial decree, blah blah blah...

 

<sigh>

of course, that was meant to be by ORDER... not odor, nor any variation thereof. NOR did i mean to imply that the Emperor stinks, literally or figuratively. just tired, is all, and typing faster than is good for me.

and sure, i could have copped out and said i did it on purpose, in loving tribute to our beloved leader, and his long-standing tradition of spelling faux pas, but that would be a bald lie, and i am not a fundamentally dishonest person. so i won't.

--me, covering my own butt.
(sorry, boss)

 

THIS Wednesday????......*wanders off muttering....trying to figure out just how i'm gonna get at least a half dozen shirts..bodices...skirts...pants..and other various and sundry bits and pieces of garb done by then......shrugs...figuring its just pretty much par for the course.....and thinking to self...wow...i've missed faire......*


and as for the "odour" remark??......have you ever been around him right after he's gotten off work in the middle of summer??...(or winter for that matter)......you've seen the commercial where the squirrel falls outta the tree....right??????



*winks.......and prepares to duck and run should brotherly sarcasm...ensue*


meow.....




me*

 

sarcasm? least of your worries. you know the boy better than that.

milady meow, i may or may not need to borrow bits from you, for during or afters. or not. and par for the course, yes, that sounds like you, cause you didn't find out about this until, oh i don't know, two or three weeks ago... but at least your garb hasn't spent a FULL year wadded up in a basket in the garage <darby tries to remember where all her stuff is, since she didn't leave it all in the car all year, like usual... and a good thing, or it would be gone, actually>

 

heeeyyy.....i got a list of peoples and stuffs.....last week.....Middle of last week actually....and actually....parts of my garb did...well...does...spend quite alot of its time in a basket....in the living room......that isn't a pile of coins...that's my belly dance bra...

and as for borrowing?...no prob..........i also found my sith pants...if you want pants....made from the same stuff as the coat....flowy...blousy........nice and comfy....and as for nighttine??...i'll bring pretty much everything i've got so again...you's welcome to borrow.....you know that (or you should by now)

anywhoodles...

meow.....




me*

 

So am I to assome that no one will be there and I can just stay home?

 

*Raises hand*

Tater will be there...




Tater requests his own corner for the next meeting....





Tater will honor his pledge to his master.....










Tater pledges he will try to look like a rennie.......(sp??)












Tater is afraid of looking like a monk...........














Tater is done speaking in third person.................







Tater Out!

 

hahaha. well, at least Tater seems like he's in a more cheerful mood

we are still planning on being there tomorrow.

 

I am planning on being their... depending on when I get back from Mendota.

 

in case you all missed it, by "oder" of Himself:

practice at my house friday night.

that's tonight, y'all.

--me, substituting for Your Master's Voice.

 

Gotta love the "y'all"'s. A friday practice!! Just what I like

 

CRAP, last I heard it was Saturday... I have plan's tonight...

 

RATHER THAN START THE MILLIONTH THREAD ABOUT PRACTICE/MEETING PLANS, I'M JUST GOING TO BRING THIS ONE UP AGAIN BECAUSE I LIKED THE NAME OF IT

i just spoke with the emperor and he said that practice has again been postponed from tonight (Saturday, NOV 19th) to tomorrow night, (Sunday, NOV 20th) at 6M at Larry and Margie's house.

i assume that means any meeting business we need to discuss will take place there as well. any other questions feel free to contact the chosen one, though he is at work today he will probably still answer his phone.

peace out.

 

great to be kept informed. might be there, but probably not, workday and all that stuff.

have fun.

 

Ditto me, (only I won't be coming at all) I've got a 20x30-foot back-drop painting to start and finish by Wednesday. And a convoluted theater schedule to work around besides (this weekend they scheduled two other events that preclude any painting or rehearsing, save for at very specific times: Sat. afternoon and Sunday evening). So there's me out again.

Though I would be greatful for any info you all come up with regarding LosCon, leaving and staying and whatnot.(And any other important meeting topics as well).

 

Have to be at work at 4am on Monday, so you all have a fun practice, wish it could have been today.

 

hmmm, bummer that it appears many can not make it tomorrow. i wasn't even entirely certain that i was going, i just thought i'd pass along the information...

 

Don't worry Liz, we'll still blame you for us not being able to make it....

 

WELL SO YOU ALL KNOW PRACTICE WENT WELL MIKE, MICHEAL, AND LARRY LEARN ALOT MIKE HAS ALREADY PURCHASED TWO STICKS AND WANTS TO CONTINUE ON WITH OUR PRACTICES AND HE LEARNS FAST. IN FACT I WAS EVEN TAUGHT A LITTLE BY THE EMPEROR AND I NEED IT TRUST ME.

 

< IN FACT I WAS EVEN TAUGHT A LITTLE BY THE EMPEROR AND I NEED IT TRUST ME. >

*blink*

sorry, did i miss something? i thought you were the only one who can regularly kick his imperial butt?

 

yeah all that he tells is in fact just luck on my part i was never real good and i cant block my only defense is attack attack cause other wise i have no strenght except to watch.


and tell people about there foot work..

 

yeah, well, that works.

besides, he knows if he really hurts you, you'll kill him in his sleep... if he's lucky.