*~*~*~Cactus Jack's Social Bar & Grille~*~*~*

Discussion in 'Mojave Desert CA' started by Stridarious, May 5, 2003.

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  1. Stridarious Jedi Knight

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    Hello everyone, and welcome to *~*~*~Cactus Jack's Social Bar & Grille~*~*~*. Mojave Desert Fan Force's first and very own Bar & Grille, WHHOOOWEEE!! 8-} . Now, please keep in mind that this is a place for you to come and relax, grab a bite to eat, have a drink or two, and just have fun. I will be the Grille?s Regional Administrating Manager, so never be afraid to ask for anything.

    Foods:
    We serve a wide variety of foods ranging from pizza to Rodent meat [face_shocked] , very tasty ;) . Every thing you can imagine we can make.

    Drinks:
    Or just have a drink from our full service bar. You name the drink, we can make it.

    Recreational Activities:
    If you come not for Food and drink, take pleasure with our wide selection of games and recreational activities:

    We have our very own Olympic sized Junk Yard [face_laugh] fit with diving boards and multiple slides for your enjoyment. In addition, we have 6 hot tubs for you to use.

    Also we have hundreds of pool tables, Foosball tables, dart boards, and video games for you to play with. All free of charge to our wonderful members of the MDFF.

    Other Activities Available:
    Lastly if playing games isn?t your fancy, you can watch games on one of our 132 60inch HDTV's. We carry every sports event known to man, even The Yokel Squirrel Racing Competition

    Staff
    We are always looking for great staff members, if you are interested in a part-time job, please [link=http://boards.theforce.net/pm_send.asp?usr=726885]PM[/link] me and we?ll work something out! ;)

    So come in, stay a while. All that matters is that you have some fun, and not be hungry in the process! :)
  2. Thok Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
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    "We've got a death star!"

    heh...looks pretty good here Strid....keep up the good work... now where's my ice cream?
  3. Stridarious Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2002
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    Oh its coming... [face_mischeif]
  4. Jedi_Daniel Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 16, 2002
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    *walks into bar*

    I want me one of those fancy drinks!

    [image=http://www.sbs.is/Simpsons/Index/Personur/cletus.gif]

    Hey Alex! Get off the dang roof!

  5. Stridarious Jedi Knight

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    *looks back to Daniel and does not pay attention to the fact that the ladder he is on is slipping sideways* AHHH!!!! *hits the ground and stands up* I'm okay!! 8-} Why you done do that to me boy!
  6. Jedi_Daniel Manager Emeritus

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    Jun 16, 2002
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    We?s in America, we can be American. NRA forever! FREE TIBET!!!
  7. Stridarious Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2002
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    I am going to America to be an industral Man! 8-}

    Note: All members posting here that wish for a Job I will post the applications soon. :) Then once you've filled it out send it into me via [link=http://boards.theforce.net/pm_send.asp?usr=726885]PM[/link] and I will review it. Thanks.
  8. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    Jan 24, 2002
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    ::walks in and goes up to the bar::

    Hey, Alex. I'm looking to be the official Anime Babe supplyer. I'm sure these TVs in here could stand some beauty makeovers. Why, we'd put Faye Valentine on one, Armitage on another, Bulma, etc. etc. etc. Why, I could give y'all some mighty fine eye candy.
  9. Stridarious Jedi Knight

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    Hmmm...sounds mighty sweet a deal, yet as the note above yours says, wait till the applications and job titles are released. Although... ;) We could use a YV make over 8-} *walks over to the TVs and dusts them off* There, much better! :)
  10. JangoFett316 Jedi Youngling

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  11. Stridarious Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2002
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    You mean a Yuuzhan Vong makeover??? You'll have to smash the TV's and all other electronic devices in that case...

    Hmm...that only sweetens the deal 8-}
  12. Mertroid Jedi Knight

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    Jun 29, 2002
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    Hmm this sounds like my kind of place. Jobs?! Hmmm...I can do some artwork, making signs and banners, or a waitress, or a manager, and I'm just thinking of ideas now! :D
  13. Stridarious Jedi Knight

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    Hmm this sounds like my kind of place. Jobs?! Hmmm...I can do some artwork, making signs and banners, or a waitress, or a manager, and I'm just thinking of ideas now! :D

    Yes...come all my slaves, come! 8-}
  14. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    Jan 24, 2002
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    ::Walks over to newly dusted off tv and puts tape in::

    Ahh, I think all of you will like this...

    ::sits down::

    Awwww, I'm a sucker for Hinoki. Get ready for BETTERMAN.
  15. Jedi_Daniel Manager Emeritus

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    Jun 16, 2002
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    Yo I got the Animatrix, want me to pop it in the yolky DVD player?
  16. Stridarious Jedi Knight

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    Yo I got the Animatrix, want me to pop it in the yolky DVD player?

    8-} Sure, but...be careful of those loose wires back there ;) .
  17. Mertroid Jedi Knight

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    Jun 29, 2002
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    Your slaves?! Ha! Over my dead body! [face_laugh]
    You'll have to catch me first before I'm a slave.
    Yeah go and slip in AniMatrix. :cool:
    That'll be slammin.
    And hey whattya know I am dressed for it too. :cool:
    *serves out drinks to the gentleman*
    Everything is all here, snacks, movie, drinks, it's all good. :)
    Okay let's get it started! *sits down to watch*
  18. Stridarious Jedi Knight

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    [face_shocked] I think I found my Waitress! 8-}
  19. Mertroid Jedi Knight

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    Jun 29, 2002
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    *looks both directions* Uh oh! NO! NEVER! *runs* :eek:
  20. Darth_Elu Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 2, 2003
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    *walks in and sits down at the bar* Now i can go bar hopping. Woo Hoo! lol :D Hey Alex, can you get me a Rancor Ale?
  21. Stridarious Jedi Knight

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    you heard the man Mertroid get him something to drink! 8-} and make it SNAPPY! [face_laugh] I am so dead! 8-}
  22. Darth_Elu Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 2, 2003
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    *shakes his head* No you don't Alex. I won't you to get my drink. lol [face_laugh] Don't be lazy now. Chop! Chop! [face_laugh]
  23. Mertroid Jedi Knight

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    Jun 29, 2002
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    *walks up to Alex and slugs him in the shoulder* You got it that you're dead now.
    *turns around and gets Darth Elu a Rancor Ale.
    Here you go, fresh and new, drink up and enjoy.
    *slugs Alex again*
    That's what you get. [face_devil]
  24. Stridarious Jedi Knight

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    Nov 27, 2002
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    *falls over* 8-} OUCH! What was that for? [face_laugh]
  25. Mertroid Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 29, 2002
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    Just use your beaner once and you'll figure it out.
    *goes back to serving*
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