Lit Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

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  1. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    What's that strange mark at the end of that sentence
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  2. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    I do believe it is called a question mark.
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  3. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Question... mark? I feel like that contradicts the EU in some way.
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  4. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    Punctuation for the win.

    Even Duros from Duro engage in its usage.
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  5. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    When you were young and your heart was an open book
    You used to say "live and let live"
    (You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
    But if this ever changing forum in which we live in
    Makes you give in and burrow
    Say "He's Duros, from Duro"
  6. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    You know what punctuation would really contradict the EU?

    The interrobang.

  7. tjace Force Ghost

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    Why have I not been reading this thread
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  8. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    Because someone in Durosface has been using space mind control lasers to prevent you from noticing it.

    Looks like there was a slip-up...
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  9. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    Reading this thread does it contradict common sense
  10. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    This thread will infect your brain, and then it will cause you to infect other threads with stuff relating to this thread. Perhaps you were the wisest of us all in not reading this thread.
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  11. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    It's starting to contradict my sanity.
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  12. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    Sanity is irrelevant. You must comply.
  13. jSarek VIP

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    The bounty hunter, Cad Bane, had many features of the Chiss side. But as a Duros he could never achieve perfection.

    He's a Duros. With a gun!
  14. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    TAKE COVER!!
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  15. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    You forgot to mention his cool hat.
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  16. jSarek VIP

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    It may be cool, but it's not freakin' sweet ... or is it?

    Regardless, Cad Bane is a Duros. FROM AMERICA.
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  17. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    At first there were concerns that the Wardrobe of Power was becoming too full, With things like the Pants of Darth Vader, the Glove of Darth Vader, Katarn's Shoulderpad of Holding, the Freaking Sweet Hat, and Panaka's Helm of Pessimism. Now there were two new additions, the Helm of Embo and Bane van Cleef's Sunblocker. A person only has one head, how can they wear four hats? But then Team Fortress II was played, and all was well.

    A new question has arisen. Can a hat, tailored for Cad Bane, a Duros of Duro, be worn only by Duros of Duro, or could it be worn by a a Nemoidian of Nemoidia? Could Cad Bane trade hats for Nute Gunray's Pope Headgear?
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  18. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    Yes, but why would he want to? Nute's hat has no magical properties.

    A new addition to the Wardrobe of Power: Zuckuss's Meditation Mask.
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  19. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    Yes, bow down to the respirator.
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  20. cthugha Force Ghost

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    Non-poll poll: "Duros" or "a Duros"?

    I vote "a Duros"
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  21. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Duros.

    The almighty Duros Of Duro Of Non-Chiss-ness In Chalmun's Cantina
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  22. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    The indefinite article implies that there is something indefinite, wishy-washy or otherwise unclear about Cad Bane's nature as Duros. Since he's Definitely Duros, it is only correct to omit "a" entirely, and state with certainity:

    He's Duros.
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  23. cthugha Force Ghost

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    Why not "the Duros", then?
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  24. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Because it doesn't make me smile.
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  25. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    It's like the Duros version of He's the man.

    "He's the Duros!!!"

    ... now, dog.
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