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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What's that strange mark at the end of that sentence
     
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  2. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    I do believe it is called a question mark.
     
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  3. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Question... mark? I feel like that contradicts the EU in some way.
     
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  4. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    Punctuation for the win.

    Even Duros from Duro engage in its usage.
     
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  5. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    When you were young and your heart was an open book
    You used to say "live and let live"
    (You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
    But if this ever changing forum in which we live in
    Makes you give in and burrow
    Say "He's Duros, from Duro"
     
  6. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You know what punctuation would really contradict the EU?

    The interrobang.

     
  7. tjace

    tjace Jedi Master star 4

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    Why have I not been reading this thread
     
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  8. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    Because someone in Durosface has been using space mind control lasers to prevent you from noticing it.

    Looks like there was a slip-up...
     
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  9. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Reading this thread does it contradict common sense
     
  10. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This thread will infect your brain, and then it will cause you to infect other threads with stuff relating to this thread. Perhaps you were the wisest of us all in not reading this thread.
     
  11. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It's starting to contradict my sanity.
     
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  12. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    Sanity is irrelevant. You must comply.
     
  13. jSarek

    jSarek VIP star 4 VIP

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    The bounty hunter, Cad Bane, had many features of the Chiss side. But as a Duros he could never achieve perfection.

    He's a Duros. With a gun!
     
  14. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    TAKE COVER!!
     
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  15. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You forgot to mention his cool hat.
     
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  16. jSarek

    jSarek VIP star 4 VIP

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    It may be cool, but it's not freakin' sweet ... or is it?

    Regardless, Cad Bane is a Duros. FROM AMERICA.
     
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  17. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    At first there were concerns that the Wardrobe of Power was becoming too full, With things like the Pants of Darth Vader, the Glove of Darth Vader, Katarn's Shoulderpad of Holding, the Freaking Sweet Hat, and Panaka's Helm of Pessimism. Now there were two new additions, the Helm of Embo and Bane van Cleef's Sunblocker. A person only has one head, how can they wear four hats? But then Team Fortress II was played, and all was well.

    A new question has arisen. Can a hat, tailored for Cad Bane, a Duros of Duro, be worn only by Duros of Duro, or could it be worn by a a Nemoidian of Nemoidia? Could Cad Bane trade hats for Nute Gunray's Pope Headgear?
     
  18. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    Yes, but why would he want to? Nute's hat has no magical properties.

    A new addition to the Wardrobe of Power: Zuckuss's Meditation Mask.
     
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  19. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yes, bow down to the respirator.
     
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  20. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Non-poll poll: "Duros" or "a Duros"?

    I vote "a Duros"
     
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  21. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Duros.

    The almighty Duros Of Duro Of Non-Chiss-ness In Chalmun's Cantina
     
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  22. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The indefinite article implies that there is something indefinite, wishy-washy or otherwise unclear about Cad Bane's nature as Duros. Since he's Definitely Duros, it is only correct to omit "a" entirely, and state with certainity:

    He's Duros.
     
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  23. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Why not "the Duros", then?
     
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  24. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Because it doesn't make me smile.
     
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  25. Jeff_Ferguson

    Jeff_Ferguson Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    It's like the Duros version of He's the man.

    "He's the Duros!!!"

    ... now, dog.
     
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