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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    So best thread of the year so far? I think so
     
  2. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    The last thing the galaxy needs is "www.ytdnd.com."
     
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  3. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Lol..
     
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  4. docking_bay94

    docking_bay94 Jedi Knight star 1

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    I haven't been to TFN since before the move... and this is what I come back to? Well, I think I can definitively say that Cad Bane is from Duro, and thus Duros. This is all tjace 's fault. I should never have told him I was starting my rpg on Duro...
     
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  5. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    "CRUCIFY HIM!" yelled the atheist.
     
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  6. docking_bay94

    docking_bay94 Jedi Knight star 1

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  7. Jeff_Ferguson

    Jeff_Ferguson Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    What if we've been using an extra s this whole time?

    What if... he's Duro?

    He's like, the entire planet?
     
  8. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Why would an atheist want a person crucified? lol
     
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  9. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Duro is a slang term. It means possessing the quality seen in the Duros in Chalmun's Cantina. "Aren't you worried about our new navigator?" "Nah man, he's Duro."
     
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  10. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    It's called irony, mate. ;o)

    That, and crucifixion was a form of capital punishment in use far earlier than that tale about a bloke rising from the dead after three days.
     
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  11. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    The atheists I know don't care enough to say anything. The rest of your information I already knew. :)
     
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  12. docking_bay94

    docking_bay94 Jedi Knight star 1

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    Here's a question: Is Cad Bane atheist?
     
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  13. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    He believes in the almighty credit.
     
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  14. Manisphere

    Manisphere Jedi Master star 5

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    I'm not sure where one would start with this logic.o_O
     
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  15. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You've never heard the story of Waru sending his only son to be crucified?
     
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  16. GGrievous

    GGrievous Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Filoni: "Waru? I believe he's a Duros."
     
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  17. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    This thread needs to die in a fire already.
     
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  18. GGrievous

    GGrievous Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I've suggested that many pages ago.
     
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  19. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Waru decrees this thread dwell forevermore in the Lake of Fire.
     
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  20. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But Daiman dissents.

    And the thread lives on.
     
  21. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Master star 3

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    The only way this thread will die is if we cut it in half and then throw it down a bottomless pit.
     
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  22. DarkSapiens

    DarkSapiens Jedi Master star 4

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    "Tipo duro", in Spanish, means "tough guy", actually.
     
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  23. Manisphere

    Manisphere Jedi Master star 5

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    That doesn't actually work.
     
  24. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    [​IMG]
     
  25. Ordo Skirata

    Ordo Skirata Jedi Knight star 2

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    Actually, now that I think about it, he isn't a Duros. Bane was really born an albino Zeltron. He couldn't stand it, with the mocking and torment, so he underwent a medical procedure to re-color himself. Sadly, the doctor who performed the procedure was colorblind. While he thought he was dyeing him red, he was actually dyeing him blue.

    After the surgery, Bane was so upset he tried to commit suicide, horribly mangling his face. He was rushed back to the same doctor who attempted to reconstruct it. However, the doctor also had memory lose. He could not remember Bane's appearance and had to guess. The results were horrible.

    Now, incredibly disfigured and blue, Bane could not return to Zeltros to fulfill his dream of becoming a lawyer. Instead, he made a vow to help those unable to help themselves. He became a bounty hunter.

    So, you see, he's not Duros.
     
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