Lit Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

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  1. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    So best thread of the year so far? I think so
  2. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    The last thing the galaxy needs is "www.ytdnd.com."
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  3. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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  4. docking_bay94 Jedi Grand Master

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    I haven't been to TFN since before the move... and this is what I come back to? Well, I think I can definitively say that Cad Bane is from Duro, and thus Duros. This is all @tjace 's fault. I should never have told him I was starting my rpg on Duro...
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  5. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    "CRUCIFY HIM!" yelled the atheist.
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  7. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    What if we've been using an extra s this whole time?

    What if... he's Duro?

    He's like, the entire planet?
  8. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    Why would an atheist want a person crucified? lol
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  9. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    Duro is a slang term. It means possessing the quality seen in the Duros in Chalmun's Cantina. "Aren't you worried about our new navigator?" "Nah man, he's Duro."
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  10. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    It's called irony, mate. ;o)

    That, and crucifixion was a form of capital punishment in use far earlier than that tale about a bloke rising from the dead after three days.
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  11. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    The atheists I know don't care enough to say anything. The rest of your information I already knew. :)
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  12. docking_bay94 Jedi Grand Master

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    Here's a question: Is Cad Bane atheist?
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  13. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    He believes in the almighty credit.
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  14. Manisphere Force Ghost

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    I'm not sure where one would start with this logic.o_O
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  15. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    You've never heard the story of Waru sending his only son to be crucified?
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  16. GGrievous Prequel Trilogy Trivia Version 2.0

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    Filoni: "Waru? I believe he's a Duros."
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  17. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    This thread needs to die in a fire already.
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  18. GGrievous Prequel Trilogy Trivia Version 2.0

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    I've suggested that many pages ago.
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  19. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Waru decrees this thread dwell forevermore in the Lake of Fire.
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  20. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    But Daiman dissents.

    And the thread lives on.
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  21. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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    The only way this thread will die is if we cut it in half and then throw it down a bottomless pit.
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  22. DarkSapiens Force Ghost

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    "Tipo duro", in Spanish, means "tough guy", actually.
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  23. Manisphere Force Ghost

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    That doesn't actually work.
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  25. Ordo Skirata Jedi Master

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    Actually, now that I think about it, he isn't a Duros. Bane was really born an albino Zeltron. He couldn't stand it, with the mocking and torment, so he underwent a medical procedure to re-color himself. Sadly, the doctor who performed the procedure was colorblind. While he thought he was dyeing him red, he was actually dyeing him blue.

    After the surgery, Bane was so upset he tried to commit suicide, horribly mangling his face. He was rushed back to the same doctor who attempted to reconstruct it. However, the doctor also had memory lose. He could not remember Bane's appearance and had to guess. The results were horrible.

    Now, incredibly disfigured and blue, Bane could not return to Zeltros to fulfill his dream of becoming a lawyer. Instead, he made a vow to help those unable to help themselves. He became a bounty hunter.

    So, you see, he's not Duros.
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