Lit Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

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  1. Cad Bane Jedi Knight

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    I can save your TCW... for a price.

    But seriously, give me five dollars and I'll come over and reenact your favorite scenes from TCW. I'm poor, dammit, and I need the monies.
  2. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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  3. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Maybe Cad Bane contradicts the forum code and allows multiple users to share the same username?

    Don't forget that Cad Bane's Duros... he's special like that.
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  4. cthugha Force Ghost

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    Normally I would agree with you, but fett 4's own postings in this thread really do not look like he's taking it badly (or personally) in any way. (Kudos @fett 4 for that, btw.)
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  5. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    What if.....fett 4 is Duros?

    We'd better compare him to the Duros in Chalmun's cantina just to be safe.
  6. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    I think he's an X-wing.


    Cad Bane does he contradict X-Wings?
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  7. TrakNar Force Ghost

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  8. Cad Bane Jedi Knight

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    I contradict everything.
  9. Cad Bane Jedi Knight

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    I think the real question all of you reading this has to ask is this...

    Do you contradict the EU? And if so, take a look in the mirror because there's something you need to see...

    THE ULTIMATE TRUTH! (open)
    No, reader, you are the Duros.
  10. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Have you contradicted this statement?
  11. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    Isn't this thread getting a bit too ridiculous now?
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  12. Cad Bane Jedi Knight

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    instantdeath, I'm not some silly Imperial Warlord of the week with my handy superweapon that I found lying around some old storage of Palpatine's. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I contradicted this statement thirty-five minutes ago.
  13. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Never contradict... even in the face of Armageddon.
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  14. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    No, Luke.



    If it contradicts the EU, is it Duros?

    Is TCW Duros?!?
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  15. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    The big question is:

    Does @Cad_Bane contradict Cad Bane?
  16. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    At least this thread is still amusing anyway.
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  17. Lugija Force Ghost

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    We are trying hard to not get cancelled by Disney.
  18. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Disney it does contradict the EU no
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  19. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    At least we now know for certain that Disney contradicts Cad Bane even if we still can't be sure Cad Bane contradicts the EU.

    Edit: @Random Comments has ninja'ed me! :mad:
    Last edited by Zorrixor, Mar 12, 2013
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  20. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    We don't know that for sure....
    Disney might have cancelled TCW and Detours to create...the Cad Bane Special Programming Hour!
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  21. Lugija Force Ghost

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    See Cad Bane contradict everything!

    He contradicts good manners!
    "I'll wipe my feet to your mattress before shooting you"

    He contradicts other people!
    "He's Duros"
    "No I'm not"

    He contradicts the rules of gravity!
    "I feel I can fly!"

    Watch The Cad Bane Special Programming Hour, and you will feel contradicted! Same Cad-channel, different Cad-time!
    Last edited by Lugija, Mar 12, 2013
  22. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    That ad for the Cad Bane Special Programming Hour does it contradict the actual Cade Bane Special Programming Hour
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  23. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    [face_laugh]

    Someone now so needs to put together a YouTube video of clips of Cad Bane jetpacking around to the sound of R Kelly.
  24. Darth_Zandalor Force Ghost

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    No Cad Bane, you are the Demons!
    And the Cad Bane was a Duros.
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  25. Lazy Storm Trooper Force Ghost

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    This statement contradicts Cad Bane who does not (or maybe he does o_O)contradict the EU.

    Come on we are the Lit boards and this thread shows we can babble on to no end about (the rest of this statement has been contradicted by Cad Bane is no longer seen as the canon of real-life).
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