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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Cad Bane

    Cad Bane Jedi Youngling

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    I can save your TCW... for a price.

    But seriously, give me five dollars and I'll come over and reenact your favorite scenes from TCW. I'm poor, dammit, and I need the monies.
     
  2. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    lol..
     
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  3. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Maybe Cad Bane contradicts the forum code and allows multiple users to share the same username?

    Don't forget that Cad Bane's Duros... he's special like that.
     
  4. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Normally I would agree with you, but fett 4's own postings in this thread really do not look like he's taking it badly (or personally) in any way. (Kudos fett 4 for that, btw.)
     
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  5. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    What if.....fett 4 is Duros?

    We'd better compare him to the Duros in Chalmun's cantina just to be safe.
     
  6. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    I think he's an X-wing.


    Cad Bane does he contradict X-Wings?
     
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  7. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  8. Cad Bane

    Cad Bane Jedi Youngling

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    I contradict everything.
     
  9. Cad Bane

    Cad Bane Jedi Youngling

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    I think the real question all of you reading this has to ask is this...

    Do you contradict the EU? And if so, take a look in the mirror because there's something you need to see...

    No, reader, you are the Duros.
     
  10. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Have you contradicted this statement?
     
  11. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    Isn't this thread getting a bit too ridiculous now?
     
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  12. Cad Bane

    Cad Bane Jedi Youngling

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    instantdeath, I'm not some silly Imperial Warlord of the week with my handy superweapon that I found lying around some old storage of Palpatine's. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I contradicted this statement thirty-five minutes ago.
     
  13. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Never contradict... even in the face of Armageddon.
     
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  14. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    No, Luke.



    If it contradicts the EU, is it Duros?

    Is TCW Duros?!?
     
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  15. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    The big question is:

    Does Cad_Bane contradict Cad Bane?
     
  16. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    At least this thread is still amusing anyway.
     
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  17. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    We are trying hard to not get cancelled by Disney.
     
  18. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Disney it does contradict the EU no
     
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  19. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    At least we now know for certain that Disney contradicts Cad Bane even if we still can't be sure Cad Bane contradicts the EU.

    Edit: @Random Comments has ninja'ed me! :mad:
     
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  20. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    We don't know that for sure....
    Disney might have cancelled TCW and Detours to create...the Cad Bane Special Programming Hour!
     
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  21. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    See Cad Bane contradict everything!

    He contradicts good manners!
    "I'll wipe my feet to your mattress before shooting you"

    He contradicts other people!
    "He's Duros"
    "No I'm not"

    He contradicts the rules of gravity!
    "I feel I can fly!"

    Watch The Cad Bane Special Programming Hour, and you will feel contradicted! Same Cad-channel, different Cad-time!
     
  22. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    That ad for the Cad Bane Special Programming Hour does it contradict the actual Cade Bane Special Programming Hour
     
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  23. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    [face_laugh]

    Someone now so needs to put together a YouTube video of clips of Cad Bane jetpacking around to the sound of R Kelly.
     
  24. Darth_Zandalor

    Darth_Zandalor Jedi Master star 4

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    No Cad Bane, you are the Demons!
    And the Cad Bane was a Duros.
     
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  25. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    This statement contradicts Cad Bane who does not (or maybe he does o_O)contradict the EU.

    Come on we are the Lit boards and this thread shows we can babble on to no end about (the rest of this statement has been contradicted by Cad Bane is no longer seen as the canon of real-life).
     
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