Lit Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

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  1. Random Comments Game Winner

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    Why do monkeys contradict the EU?
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  2. instantdeath Force Ghost

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  3. Random Comments Game Winner

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    So...Duros are the only things that don't contradict the EU?
    Because that makes zero sense.
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  4. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Sadly, Cad Bane contradicts Yuuzhan Vong, because he wears metal tubes.
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  5. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    What are the metal tubes anyway? Always wondered that.
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  6. Random Comments Game Winner

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    Sadly?
    That's thankfully!
    We have Mara and Anakin and even Chewie back!
    [face_party]
    And especially Mara!
    [face_party]

    Yay!
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  7. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    Hooray for Cad Bane! He does it all! He washes, he dries, he sparkles, he shines, he is anti-fog, doesn't streak, makes Julienne fries, and he stays crunchy even in milk!
  8. Red.Two Jedi Master

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    Well yeah, we know he does all that, plus he safely cleans bathroom grout, sanitizes for your protection, doesn't leave messy ring around the collar, and disinfects and deodorizes for up to 48 hours, but Cad Bane does he contradict the EU
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  9. Random Comments Game Winner

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    Yes. They don't have bathrooms in the EU, only refreshers.
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  10. K'Kruhk Jedi Grand Master

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    Only one freakin' sweet hat there is. No more, no less.
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  11. Random Comments Game Winner

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    Exactly. But what if it disguises itself occasionally?
    What if Cad Bane is a K'Kruhk?
    Does that contradict the EU?
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  12. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    There are many hats of power- Embo's Shield, Panaka's Helm of Pessimism, Cad Bane's Fedore. But what they did not know was that K'kruhk crafted in secret another hat, a freaking sweet one into which he poured his serenity and his vitality.
    One hat to wear them all, one hat to wow them. One hat to protect from rain, and in the Force, bind wounds.
  13. Random Comments Game Winner

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    Eh...it'd be better if it sorta rhymed...
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  14. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Grand Master

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    But is it rhymed that contradicts Cad Bane who does not contradict the EU which mean if it rhymed that would contradict the EU.
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  15. Random Comments Game Winner

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    But...how is that a contradiction. Just a new translation form the Duros text of old...
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  16. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    Better?

    There are many hats of power- Embo's Shield, Panaka's Helm of Pessimism, Cad Bane's Fedora. But what they did not know was that K'kruhk crafted in secret another hat, a freaking sweet one into which he poured his serenity and his vitality.
    One hat to wear them all, one hat to hide him. One hat to protect from rain, and to any wounds, bind them.
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  17. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    Of the hats I own, my favorite is my Freakin' Sweet Hat. It protects me from the sun, the rain, and looks freakin' sweet. However, a question regarding this hat remains...

    My hat: Does it contradict my wardrobe?
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  18. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    Well, judging from your picture, it is less a hat and more of a bug-eyed respirator mask thing. Cad Bane does not approve.
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  19. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    I'll go take a picture of my hat...
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  20. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    What is this, instagram?
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  21. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    More of my crappy phone camera and Imageshack.

    [IMG]
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  22. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    It's a nice hat, but it is but a pale shadow of the true freaking sweet hat. Actually, baby zuckuss from Detours (RIP) would look adorable in a hat like that.
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  23. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    If Baby Zuckuss had worn a hat like that, the hat would have saved Detours from dying.
  24. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Grand Master

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    But everything contradicts Cad Bane and nothing contradicts Cad Bane so everything contradicts contradicting the EU.
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  25. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Grand Master

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    *cough* #600 *cough*

    Sorry Double Post
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