Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.
Why do monkeys contradict the EU?
He's not Duros.
So...Duros are the only things that don't contradict the EU?
Because that makes zero sense.
Sadly, Cad Bane contradicts Yuuzhan Vong, because he wears metal tubes.
What are the metal tubes anyway? Always wondered that.
We have Mara and Anakin and even Chewie back!
And especially Mara!
Hooray for Cad Bane! He does it all! He washes, he dries, he sparkles, he shines, he is anti-fog, doesn't streak, makes Julienne fries, and he stays crunchy even in milk!
Well yeah, we know he does all that, plus he safely cleans bathroom grout, sanitizes for your protection, doesn't leave messy ring around the collar, and disinfects and deodorizes for up to 48 hours, but Cad Bane does he contradict the EU
Yes. They don't have bathrooms in the EU, only refreshers.
Only one freakin' sweet hat there is. No more, no less.
Exactly. But what if it disguises itself occasionally?
What if Cad Bane is a K'Kruhk?
Does that contradict the EU?
There are many hats of power- Embo's Shield, Panaka's Helm of Pessimism, Cad Bane's Fedore. But what they did not know was that K'kruhk crafted in secret another hat, a freaking sweet one into which he poured his serenity and his vitality.
One hat to wear them all, one hat to wow them. One hat to protect from rain, and in the Force, bind wounds.
Eh...it'd be better if it sorta rhymed...
But is it rhymed that contradicts Cad Bane who does not contradict the EU which mean if it rhymed that would contradict the EU.
But...how is that a contradiction. Just a new translation form the Duros text of old...
There are many hats of power- Embo's Shield, Panaka's Helm of Pessimism, Cad Bane's Fedora. But what they did not know was that K'kruhk crafted in secret another hat, a freaking sweet one into which he poured his serenity and his vitality.
One hat to wear them all, one hat to hide him. One hat to protect from rain, and to any wounds, bind them.
Of the hats I own, my favorite is my Freakin' Sweet Hat. It protects me from the sun, the rain, and looks freakin' sweet. However, a question regarding this hat remains...
My hat: Does it contradict my wardrobe?
Well, judging from your picture, it is less a hat and more of a bug-eyed respirator mask thing. Cad Bane does not approve.
I'll go take a picture of my hat...
What is this, instagram?
More of my crappy phone camera and Imageshack.
It's a nice hat, but it is but a pale shadow of the true freaking sweet hat. Actually, baby zuckuss from Detours (RIP) would look adorable in a hat like that.
If Baby Zuckuss had worn a hat like that, the hat would have saved Detours from dying.
But everything contradicts Cad Bane and nothing contradicts Cad Bane so everything contradicts contradicting the EU.
*cough* #600 *cough*
Sorry Double Post