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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Why do monkeys contradict the EU?
     
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  2. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He's not Duros.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    So...Duros are the only things that don't contradict the EU?
    Because that makes zero sense.
     
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  4. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Sadly, Cad Bane contradicts Yuuzhan Vong, because he wears metal tubes.
     
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  5. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    What are the metal tubes anyway? Always wondered that.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Sadly?
    That's thankfully!
    We have Mara and Anakin and even Chewie back!
    [face_party]
    And especially Mara!
    [face_party]

    Yay!
     
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  7. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Hooray for Cad Bane! He does it all! He washes, he dries, he sparkles, he shines, he is anti-fog, doesn't streak, makes Julienne fries, and he stays crunchy even in milk!
     
  8. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Well yeah, we know he does all that, plus he safely cleans bathroom grout, sanitizes for your protection, doesn't leave messy ring around the collar, and disinfects and deodorizes for up to 48 hours, but Cad Bane does he contradict the EU
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Yes. They don't have bathrooms in the EU, only refreshers.
     
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  10. K'Kruhk

    K'Kruhk Jedi Master star 4

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    Only one freakin' sweet hat there is. No more, no less.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Exactly. But what if it disguises itself occasionally?
    What if Cad Bane is a K'Kruhk?
    Does that contradict the EU?
     
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  12. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    There are many hats of power- Embo's Shield, Panaka's Helm of Pessimism, Cad Bane's Fedore. But what they did not know was that K'kruhk crafted in secret another hat, a freaking sweet one into which he poured his serenity and his vitality.
    One hat to wear them all, one hat to wow them. One hat to protect from rain, and in the Force, bind wounds.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Eh...it'd be better if it sorta rhymed...
     
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  14. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    But is it rhymed that contradicts Cad Bane who does not contradict the EU which mean if it rhymed that would contradict the EU.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But...how is that a contradiction. Just a new translation form the Duros text of old...
     
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  16. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Better?

    There are many hats of power- Embo's Shield, Panaka's Helm of Pessimism, Cad Bane's Fedora. But what they did not know was that K'kruhk crafted in secret another hat, a freaking sweet one into which he poured his serenity and his vitality.
    One hat to wear them all, one hat to hide him. One hat to protect from rain, and to any wounds, bind them.
     
  17. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Of the hats I own, my favorite is my Freakin' Sweet Hat. It protects me from the sun, the rain, and looks freakin' sweet. However, a question regarding this hat remains...

    My hat: Does it contradict my wardrobe?
     
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  18. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Well, judging from your picture, it is less a hat and more of a bug-eyed respirator mask thing. Cad Bane does not approve.
     
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  19. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'll go take a picture of my hat...
     
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  20. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What is this, instagram?
     
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  21. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    More of my crappy phone camera and Imageshack.

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It's a nice hat, but it is but a pale shadow of the true freaking sweet hat. Actually, baby zuckuss from Detours (RIP) would look adorable in a hat like that.
     
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  23. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    If Baby Zuckuss had worn a hat like that, the hat would have saved Detours from dying.
     
  24. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    But everything contradicts Cad Bane and nothing contradicts Cad Bane so everything contradicts contradicting the EU.
     
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  25. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    *cough* #600 *cough*

    Sorry Double Post
     
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