Lit Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

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  1. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master

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    What if the Duros are Whill?
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  2. Red.Two Jedi Padawan

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    Where there's a Whill there's a way.
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  3. Random Comments Jedi Master

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    *chokes, gags*

    Those are terrible.

    And he's Duros.
    Or he was. He lost This Is Madness, and it nearly destroyed him. He smashed his face in, then finally got facial reconstruction surgery and the surgeons messed up and he has a nose now. He's renamed himself Thrawn and is determined to destroy the Rebellion!
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  4. Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master

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    Did you know that Earthmen can also be born with blue skin? The Fugate family of Kentucky became known for passing the blue gene around through inbreeding so that they became known as the "Blue Fugates". True story.

    Hell, reality contradicts the EU less than Cad Bane!
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  5. Zorrixor Force Ghost

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    Blue humans?

    So you're saying Cad Bane may in fact be Chiss?
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  6. Random Comments Jedi Master

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    No, silly. Chiss may in fact be Cad Bane.
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  7. AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master

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    We never see Cad Bane and Thrawn in the same place, do we?
  8. instantdeath Jedi Master

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    I sometimes lie awake at night, imagining all the horrible ways I want to kill this thread.
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  9. Esg Jedi Knight

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    It's the Tay Vanis (Post lobotomy) of Lit threads
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  10. Random Comments Jedi Master

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    Not at the same time, even.....
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  11. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master

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  12. Random Comments Jedi Master

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    But are Chiss Duros? Or even Bane himself? Could Cad Bane be Thrawn after severe injuries and reconstructive surgery?
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  13. Ulicus Lit'ari [Literature Manager]

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    [IMG]

    WILL INSTANTDEATH CHANGE EVERYTHING?
  14. Zorrixor Force Ghost

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  15. Random Comments Jedi Master

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    You can't kill it! We haven't answered the main question yet! Cad Bane does he do trading the EU?!?!?!
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  16. Force Smuggler Force Ghost

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    Do trading the EU? Ha ha lol
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  17. CeiranHarmony Jedi Master

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    LOOK SIR! DUROS!

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    PS: Is Lucas aware with SW he too sold the rights to his image and character so that Disney can tell any story they want with Lucaslikeness for the Baron? oh the possibilities to mock him...
  18. Random Comments Jedi Master

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    He's Pantoran.

    Darn autocorrect!

    You know what I mean.
  19. CeiranHarmony Jedi Master

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    given certain Fashion trends he could be Q :p
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    One move of his fingers and the old CW timeline was no more :p there is evidence
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  20. Force Smuggler Force Ghost

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    Ha ha lol of course. Just had to say it
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  21. Zorrixor Force Ghost

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    In a few years time, when he stands up in front of a university audience to give a speech on international aid and the work he has been doing for charity, everyone in the audience will just be asking themselves: "Hey, isn't that Baron Papanoida?"
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  22. instantdeath Jedi Master

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    A gun isn't good enough. Much too quick. I was thinking of smashing its kneecaps and digging out its entrails with a rusty spoon. That way I can watch while it slowly (incredibly slowly, if this thread is any indication) dies.
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  23. CeiranHarmony Jedi Master

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    we need a Baron Papanoida spinoff movie, series etc. and lots of new papanoida statues and toys!

    they will reveal the secret love affair and partnership in crime between Papanoida and Sy Snootles that lead to Papanoida becoming Black Sun Prince before Xizors rise to power.. he then continues to fund Beldorions excellent collections of Huttese.. ya know.. and assists in designing the prototype of the Wookiee fun chair from the holliday special as main device to market Beldorions glorious enterprise full of vids and worse, with Rotta the Hutt becoming Beldorions protegé and inheritor later...
  24. StarWarsFan91 Jedi Master

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    Does Cade Bane contradict thread bumping?
  25. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    You're supposed to be INSTANT Death, not Long-bloody-and-very-long-and-drawn-out Death
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