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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    What if the Duros are Whill?
     
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  2. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Where there's a Whill there's a way.
     
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  3. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    *chokes, gags*

    Those are terrible.

    And he's Duros.
    Or he was. He lost This Is Madness, and it nearly destroyed him. He smashed his face in, then finally got facial reconstruction surgery and the surgeons messed up and he has a nose now. He's renamed himself Thrawn and is determined to destroy the Rebellion!
     
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  4. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Did you know that Earthmen can also be born with blue skin? The Fugate family of Kentucky became known for passing the blue gene around through inbreeding so that they became known as the "Blue Fugates". True story.

    Hell, reality contradicts the EU less than Cad Bane!
     
  5. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Blue humans?

    So you're saying Cad Bane may in fact be Chiss?
     
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  6. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    No, silly. Chiss may in fact be Cad Bane.
     
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  7. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    We never see Cad Bane and Thrawn in the same place, do we?
     
  8. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I sometimes lie awake at night, imagining all the horrible ways I want to kill this thread.
     
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  9. Esg

    Esg Jedi Knight star 4

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    It's the Tay Vanis (Post lobotomy) of Lit threads
     
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  10. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Not at the same time, even.....
     
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  11. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    He's Duros
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But are Chiss Duros? Or even Bane himself? Could Cad Bane be Thrawn after severe injuries and reconstructive surgery?
     
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  13. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [​IMG]

    WILL INSTANTDEATH CHANGE EVERYTHING?
     
  14. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    You can't kill it! We haven't answered the main question yet! Cad Bane does he do trading the EU?!?!?!
     
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  16. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    Do trading the EU? Ha ha lol
     
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  17. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    LOOK SIR! DUROS!

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    PS: Is Lucas aware with SW he too sold the rights to his image and character so that Disney can tell any story they want with Lucaslikeness for the Baron? oh the possibilities to mock him...
     
  18. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    He's Pantoran.

    Darn autocorrect!

    You know what I mean.
     
  19. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    given certain Fashion trends he could be Q :p
    [​IMG][​IMG]

    One move of his fingers and the old CW timeline was no more :p there is evidence
     
  20. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    Ha ha lol of course. Just had to say it
     
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  21. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    In a few years time, when he stands up in front of a university audience to give a speech on international aid and the work he has been doing for charity, everyone in the audience will just be asking themselves: "Hey, isn't that Baron Papanoida?"
     
  22. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A gun isn't good enough. Much too quick. I was thinking of smashing its kneecaps and digging out its entrails with a rusty spoon. That way I can watch while it slowly (incredibly slowly, if this thread is any indication) dies.
     
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  23. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    we need a Baron Papanoida spinoff movie, series etc. and lots of new papanoida statues and toys!

    they will reveal the secret love affair and partnership in crime between Papanoida and Sy Snootles that lead to Papanoida becoming Black Sun Prince before Xizors rise to power.. he then continues to fund Beldorions excellent collections of Huttese.. ya know.. and assists in designing the prototype of the Wookiee fun chair from the holliday special as main device to market Beldorions glorious enterprise full of vids and worse, with Rotta the Hutt becoming Beldorions protegé and inheritor later...
     
  24. StarWarsFan91

    StarWarsFan91 Jedi Master star 4

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    Does Cade Bane contradict thread bumping?
     
  25. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    You're supposed to be INSTANT Death, not Long-bloody-and-very-long-and-drawn-out Death
     
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