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Lit Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Because the central question has never been answered.
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  2. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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  3. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Oi! We haven't gotten to that bit yet!
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  4. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    The first question! The oldest question! The question hidden in plain sight!

    Cad Bane does he contradict the EU?
  5. credar Jedi Grand Master

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    * Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

    There was no question in the first place.

    We've been looking at it all wrong.

    It was a statement.

    CAD BANE DOES HE CONTRADICT THE EU! :eek:

    I don't know what it's suppose to mean.....BUT IT'S AN ANSWER! We have the answer to the question, now we need to find out the question.

    Quickly! Let us build a planet to find the question!
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  6. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Doctor who?
    Cad bane does he contradict the EU.

    Makes less sense than
    "Doctor who?"
    "42."

    ...
  7. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    No ****... lol
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  8. Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Grand Master

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    The fact that this thread is still going is the best birthday present I could have asked for :D [face_laugh] [face_party]
  9. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Why wouldn't it go? I can't see the question being fully, properly answered, so the thread must continue.
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  10. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    For this thread to go we would need to know what Cad Bane is and that is indeed a question that will continue to be asked for some time yet.
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  11. Cronal Force Ghost

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    If Cad Bane were a Time Lord... I think it would explain a lot on how he violates the EU...
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  12. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    This thread? Go?
    [IMG]


    (Yes, my photoshopping is terrible. Live with it.)
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  13. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Lot better than my MS Paint Filoni Bane attempt yesterday. :p
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  14. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    And in other creepyness...when searching for a good bane pic to use for that, I found the "unseen" picture I put together a couple pages ago...

    Cad Bane does he control the Interwebz
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  15. Cronal Force Ghost

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    At this rate, I think the Cad Bane/Duros/EU contradiction will eventually become a full fledged meme and spread its roots throughout the internetz.
    [IMG]
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  16. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Doubt it. It's a little too esoteric for that, I think.

    And let me be the first to say: thank the gods for that.
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  17. Zorrixor Chosen One

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  18. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    Cad Bane: doth he belie the Universe Expanded?
  19. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    ...and now I even contradict the films.
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  20. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Aaand, in addition to Skyrim, you've always got cross-pollination with Mass Effect. :p

    [IMG]
  21. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Wait...cad Bane contradicts the Citadel? Which citadel? The SW one, the "wherever this Shepard guy's from" one? The USA one?
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  22. mnjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    He contradicts All of them.
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  23. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    I was inspired by this thread, after coming up with my hack alexandrine, to write this little poem for Cad Bane:



    Cad Bane, thou rogue, thou baleful canon-slayer,


    Why dost thou mark with infamy our thread?


    Why dost thou relish every tear we shed,


    And grow with all our sorrow ever gayer?




    With thine red eyes and thy cerulean hue


    Thou makest known that something is amiss.


    ‘Tis plain for all to see thou art no Chiss


    But who thy deeper nature can construe?




    What nescient soul in Lit can ascertain


    That, yea, a Duros lie under thy hat?


    What type of creature one as thou begat?


    We know but that thou art a cad, and more, our bane.
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  24. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Quoted for fabulousness.
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  25. credar Jedi Grand Master

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    This was strangely beautiful.
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