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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Because the central question has never been answered.
     
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  2. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Doctor who?
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Oi! We haven't gotten to that bit yet!
     
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  4. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The first question! The oldest question! The question hidden in plain sight!

    Cad Bane does he contradict the EU?
     
  5. credar

    credar Jedi Master star 3

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    * Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

    There was no question in the first place.

    We've been looking at it all wrong.

    It was a statement.

    CAD BANE DOES HE CONTRADICT THE EU! :eek:

    I don't know what it's suppose to mean.....BUT IT'S AN ANSWER! We have the answer to the question, now we need to find out the question.

    Quickly! Let us build a planet to find the question!
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Doctor who?
    Cad bane does he contradict the EU.

    Makes less sense than
    "Doctor who?"
    "42."

    ...
     
  7. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    No ****... lol
     
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  8. Grand Admiral Paxis

    Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Master star 3

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    The fact that this thread is still going is the best birthday present I could have asked for :D [face_laugh] [face_party]
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Why wouldn't it go? I can't see the question being fully, properly answered, so the thread must continue.
     
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  10. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    For this thread to go we would need to know what Cad Bane is and that is indeed a question that will continue to be asked for some time yet.
     
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  11. Cronal

    Cronal Jedi Master star 4

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    If Cad Bane were a Time Lord... I think it would explain a lot on how he violates the EU...
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    This thread? Go?
    [​IMG]


    (Yes, my photoshopping is terrible. Live with it.)
     
  13. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Lot better than my MS Paint Filoni Bane attempt yesterday. :p
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    And in other creepyness...when searching for a good bane pic to use for that, I found the "unseen" picture I put together a couple pages ago...

    Cad Bane does he control the Interwebz
     
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  15. Cronal

    Cronal Jedi Master star 4

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    At this rate, I think the Cad Bane/Duros/EU contradiction will eventually become a full fledged meme and spread its roots throughout the internetz.
    [​IMG]
     
  16. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Doubt it. It's a little too esoteric for that, I think.

    And let me be the first to say: thank the gods for that.
     
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  17. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Too esoteric, you say?

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Cad Bane: doth he belie the Universe Expanded?
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    ...and now I even contradict the films.
     
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  20. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Aaand, in addition to Skyrim, you've always got cross-pollination with Mass Effect. :p

    [​IMG]
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Wait...cad Bane contradicts the Citadel? Which citadel? The SW one, the "wherever this Shepard guy's from" one? The USA one?
     
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  22. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Master star 3

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    He contradicts All of them.
     
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  23. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I was inspired by this thread, after coming up with my hack alexandrine, to write this little poem for Cad Bane:​



    Cad Bane, thou rogue, thou baleful canon-slayer,


    Why dost thou mark with infamy our thread?


    Why dost thou relish every tear we shed,


    And grow with all our sorrow ever gayer?




    With thine red eyes and thy cerulean hue


    Thou makest known that something is amiss.


    ‘Tis plain for all to see thou art no Chiss


    But who thy deeper nature can construe?




    What nescient soul in Lit can ascertain


    That, yea, a Duros lie under thy hat?


    What type of creature one as thou begat?


    We know but that thou art a cad, and more, our bane.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Quoted for fabulousness.
     
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  25. credar

    credar Jedi Master star 3

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    This was strangely beautiful.
     
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