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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Lit really needs to establish an official poet laureate.
     
  2. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Hey, if I'm up for laureateship, I promise never to use things like "nescient soul" again. It'll be all Horatian odes and $#!% for you guys. :)
     
  3. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Such beauty created within the depths of the aimless chaos that is this thread.
     
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  4. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    So Cad Bane doesn't contradict rhyming schemes? Have we finally identified a chink in his armour of contradictability?
     
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  5. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Correction: Because the central questment has never been askered.

    Also, Starkeiller: This. Is. Awesome. And that's from someone who is usually highly allergic to Pseudobardism. =D=
     
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  6. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    He's Duros.
     
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  7. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    My mind is overcome by this glorious work of art.
     
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  8. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But the poem is the contradiction!
     
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  9. Cronal

    Cronal Jedi Master star 4

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    This deserves to be quoted several times.
     
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  10. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    It had been quoted several times.
    More now.
     
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  11. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    You are making this thread hard to read.
     
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  12. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    We are?
    We're reposting the fabulous poem that summarizes the entire thread.
     
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  13. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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  14. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    When was reading anything in this thread ever easy? :p
     
  15. StarWarsFan91

    StarWarsFan91 Jedi Master star 4

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    I think we should spread this important question about whether cad bane contradicts the EU or not onto other star wars forums. I say the old republic forums should be our first target, sadly i can not start doing that because i have not subbed for that game, and therefore can't post.
     
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  16. Jinn-N-Tonic

    Jinn-N-Tonic Jedi Knight star 1

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    It's because Bane is Duros.
     
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  17. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Is he? Really?
    No!
    That's so shocking and amazing and I'd never have guessed!
     
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  18. fett 4

    fett 4 Force Ghost star 5

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    You know what enough is enough I'm getting tired of this now
     
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  19. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But now it has spiraled on.
    The question must be answered!
    The question must be answered!
    The circle must be broken.
    Err, The question must be answered!
    Cad bane contradicts us all—
    Umm, would you like some tea?
    We must find the solution! Is everything contradicted? What is not contradicted!
     
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  20. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Tea? I thought there would be cake.
     
  21. LelalMekha

    LelalMekha Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The cake is a lie: it contradicts Duros.
     
  22. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    It's a Who reference.

    Ay news in the contradiction front? Or would that contradict the contradictions?
     
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  23. Jinn-N-Tonic

    Jinn-N-Tonic Jedi Knight star 1

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    Well I read your first post about why Bane and Thrawn don't look alike so I merely posted that they're different species.
     
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  24. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    He's a Chiss.

    And Ahsoka's a Twi'lek.
     
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  25. credar

    credar Jedi Master star 3

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    I thought Ahsoka was a Tholotian. Or at least a sub-species, since Ahsoka DOES have an interesting hair-type thing on her head. :confused: MAYBE, Ahsoka and ALL of the Twi'leks secretly being Tholotians (This is the hat species FYI) ends up causing a ripple effect through the EU, changing the molecular levels of Cad Bane, changing him into a creature that contradicts the EU.
     
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