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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    .... which still contradicts the EU.
     
  2. credar

    credar Jedi Master star 3

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    Do we truly know they are called humans? Maybe what we are reading and seeing is adapted version for the populace of Earth. Humans are just called that in the Earth edition and their real name is.....Mitth'raw'nuruodo

    Yes. All the human characters are actually Thrawn.
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    [face_laugh] If this thread wasn't weird before, it certainly is now.
     
  4. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    No, it doesn't. Not from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint.
    Yeesh.

    This post does it contradict Cad Bane
     
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  5. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Which means that they contradict the EU because Cad Bane is Duros and he is not Chiss and they are Thrawn ergo they are Chiss viz. they are not Cad Bane and consequently not Duros.

    There really is no way around cold hard logic.

    From a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, Cad Bane isn't even Cad Bane.

    I see him as a half-peeled verdigris plantain floating in a sea of caramel bubbles, personally.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But that's personal delusion not technobabble-y explanations to lower beings.

    It's like a fifth dimension, your puny human minds wouldn't understand. Only us Timelords and the Duros know.
     
  7. credar

    credar Jedi Master star 3

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    And Mxyzptlk
     
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  8. LelalMekha

    LelalMekha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    You mean Mikhail Mxyzptlk, the foreign exchange student and football player that started an underground gambling ring at Smallville High School? :p
     
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  9. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Imp-possible.

    See what I did there?
     
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  10. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    So that's where Elvis got to.
     
  11. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    If Elvis lives on as a Duros does he contradict the EU?

    Does he contradict our own space-time continuum, for that matter?
     
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  12. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    If Greece leaves the eurozone, does it contradict the EU?
     
  13. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    No, but it does contradict the EU.

    And Cad Bane.
     
  14. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    EU does it contradict the EU
     
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  15. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    No, but Denmark is in the EU, and Greenland is Danish, so Greenland was in the EU despite the fact that it's a North American country. And Iceland is a candidate when it's sort of half European and half North American. Without getting into Turkey, another candidate, which is 2% European and 98% Asian....

    As you can see, the EU has enough contradictions to deal with without Cad Bane and the Chiss....
     
  16. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Throw in Scottish Koreans and yeah, the EU is full of contradictions.
    [​IMG]
     
  17. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Will the Scottish Koreans get to vote in the referendum?
     
  18. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Wait.
    "Cad Bane does he contradict the EU" does it contradict itself
    ...because unlike the two Duros in Chalmun's Cantina Cad Bane does not appear in any of the films and thus is part and product of the EU itself...
    ergo the questment "Cad Bane does he contradict the EU" would be structurally equivalent to, say,
    "My liver does it contradict me"

    This, has it been brought up before
     
  19. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Cad Bane exists in the EU as he was a part of SW:TCW. Eo Ipso, no contradiction. Ille cogito, ergo ille Duros.
     
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  20. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    slight misspelling..
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Is that a contradiction?
     
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  22. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    Yes. :p
     
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  23. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    lol..
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    So...does that make it Cad Bane? Or his work? Or does it contradict him? Or is it the work of Teh Duros Elders? Or does he go against the will of Teh Elders to sow his contradictions and discontinuity? Do Teh Duros Elders have a Non-Interference policy? Or a a Prime Directive? Could the main Duros be heroes, knights of restoration of continuity? Is Cad Bane Abrams-Approved? Is he here to prepare us for the Wrecking Ball of the future? Could Cad Bane be Contradicted himself in the coming films and thingys? Does cad bane contradicts EU contradictions over clones with contradictory spellings? Does anyone know anymore?
     
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  25. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    We have made a monster.
     
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