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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    We made?
    So does that mean.....Cad Bane is our dark side, our creation, our Frankenstein's Monster?!?
     
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  2. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    No. Cade Bane is our savior sent by Waru himself.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Then how did we make this monster.

    Methinks you contradict yourself.
     
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  4. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    He's Cad Bane!
     
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  5. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    Cad Bane is saving us from our own monster (aka this thread).
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But that contradicts his contradicting-y contradic— of course! How brilliant!
     
  7. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Cad Bane is the monster who saved us from the monster we made that he is.

    Cad Bane is an anagram for bad acne. Does this explain something? If it does then bad acne does it contradict the EU
     
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    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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  9. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I would like sit in a cantina and drink rum with Cad Bane. I'm pretty sure he's the most interesting Duros in the universe..
     
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  10. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    And you're a smuggler of the stuff, so you know from whence you speak.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Which cantina? Chalmun's?
    Wouldn't that contradict the filmic universe?
    Unless it contradicts his hat.
     
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  12. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    it doesn't matter which cantina it is, and i could care less about contradictions. :cool:
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Does that make you...cad bane?

    But that contradicts yourself!
     
  14. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    no it doesn't..
    I'm a human from Earth, not a Duros from Duro.
     
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  15. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    Yes but do you contradict the EU.
     
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  16. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    who cares..:p
     
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  17. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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  18. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    ok then..:)
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But if you are cad bane, you contradict your statement of wanting to meet him, unless you have a split personality disorder, which contradicts the EU, which shows no evidence of that, and if you are not cad bane, you contradict his contradictions mandate. So you must be Cad Bane, and are simply contradicting yourself.
     
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  20. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    nope..
     
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  21. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    There is a Jedi with split personality disorder, no?

    In any case, Cad Bane drinking with Cad Bane at a cantina would not be a contradiction because are blackberries really black?
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Another contradiction!
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    I meant no evidence that Cad Bane has a split personality disorder...
    Yes, it would if he's cad bane, he can't go and have a drink with cad bane unless he's not cad bane but he is.
     
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  24. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    If Cad Bane had a drink with Cad Bane and that drink was Cad Bane, that would still not contradict Cad Bane, but Cad Bane would he contradict the EU.


    The laws of the universe are falling apart. Get on board or get contradicted by reality as contradiction.
     
  25. Loopy777

    Loopy777 Jedi Knight star 1

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    Cade Bane stole Zuckuss' split personality disorder.

    Cad Bane does he contradict the Bounty Hunters
     
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