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DUROS Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

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  1. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  2. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Yes, it would. It would contradict his existence. And if he is contradicted, then he can't have been, and his contadictions are contradicted and eradicated, contradicting Cad Bane.
     
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  3. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Does Cad Bane's wife contradict Cad Bane?
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    That would require him to be married. And that would contradict the EU. And logic. But logic gets contradicted a lot anyway. But if it contradicts the EU, and it's not filmic, it must be the work of cad bane. So this imagined wife is Cad Bane-Aprroved.
     
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  5. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Cad Bane's wife does not contradict the EU. Cad Bane may do so, but Mrs. Bane most emphatically does not.

    I think she contradicts him all the time, though. Why else would he rather kidnap babies than stay at home?
     
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  6. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Maybe in your mind..
     
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  7. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This just in from the Rebels thread. Pack your stuff and move along, there's no further need for this thread :cool:
     
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  8. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    Sorry bud. That is the Rebels thread. We don't have an answer for does he contradict this thread?
     
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  9. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Does it not contradict this thread that I quoted a post made in a completely different thread? I think I may have shattered the laws of physics or something.
     
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  10. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Physics has no power here .
     
  11. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    [face_rofl]

    This thread is always good for a morning chuckle.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Yu think the contradictory work of unravelling the trail of contradictions Cad Bane leaves behind on his Contradiction-y rampages is "good for a morning chuckle"?!?
    Humph.
     
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  13. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nor does anything, apparently. Over the course of 35 pages, this thread has become a force of nature. All that stands in its way is destroyed.
     
  14. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    There can be only one explanation for this. Cad Bane is a Kwisatz Haderach.
     
  15. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Crossing franchises. That definitely contradicts the EU. Just ask Perfect Tommy.
     
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  16. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I don't care.. And who the frak is Perfect Tommy?
     
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  17. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    And how can this be?

    For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach.


    Now we have an answer. This thread can end, which means, in the chaotic universe it has created, that it can continue.
     
  18. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Orly?

    [​IMG]
     
  19. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    That is awesome. I never noticed that before.
     
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  20. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    [​IMG]

    Perfect Tommy (pictured far left) is the rhythm guitarist for the Hong Kong Cavaliers, and the designer of the suspension for the jet car that allowed Buckaroo Banzai to successfully test the oscillation overthruster.

    http://www.worldwatchonline.com/ptombio.htm

    You gotta broaden your horizons, friend.

    Also, I stand corrected. Clearly, crossing franchises does it contradict the EU not.
     
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  21. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Seen it several times as a matter of fact...usually while drunk and it happens to be on tv.
     
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  22. gizmodeus

    gizmodeus Jedi Padawan

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    bane guy not cool

    borkus cool
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    That, sir, contradicts TCW. Which is part of the EU. Which makes you Cad Bane. Welcome to the club.
     
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  24. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    We're a club now? Has this thread been going on so long that we're now official? Should we ask an admin to sticky this? I think we should.
     
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    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Well, with multiple people being cad bane, it could be a loose organization...
     
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