Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.
Yes, it would. It would contradict his existence. And if he is contradicted, then he can't have been, and his contadictions are contradicted and eradicated, contradicting Cad Bane.
Does Cad Bane's wife contradict Cad Bane?
That would require him to be married. And that would contradict the EU. And logic. But logic gets contradicted a lot anyway. But if it contradicts the EU, and it's not filmic, it must be the work of cad bane. So this imagined wife is Cad Bane-Aprroved.
Cad Bane's wife does not contradict the EU. Cad Bane may do so, but Mrs. Bane most emphatically does not.
I think she contradicts him all the time, though. Why else would he rather kidnap babies than stay at home?
Maybe in your mind..
This just in from the Rebels thread. Pack your stuff and move along, there's no further need for this thread
Sorry bud. That is the Rebels thread. We don't have an answer for does he contradict this thread?
Does it not contradict this thread that I quoted a post made in a completely different thread? I think I may have shattered the laws of physics or something.
Physics has no power here .
This thread is always good for a morning chuckle.
Yu think the contradictory work of unravelling the trail of contradictions Cad Bane leaves behind on his Contradiction-y rampages is "good for a morning chuckle"?!?
Nor does anything, apparently. Over the course of 35 pages, this thread has become a force of nature. All that stands in its way is destroyed.
There can be only one explanation for this. Cad Bane is a Kwisatz Haderach.
Crossing franchises. That definitely contradicts the EU. Just ask Perfect Tommy.
I don't care.. And who the frak is Perfect Tommy?
And how can this be?
For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach.
Now we have an answer. This thread can end, which means, in the chaotic universe it has created, that it can continue.
That is awesome. I never noticed that before.
Perfect Tommy (pictured far left) is the rhythm guitarist for the Hong Kong Cavaliers, and the designer of the suspension for the jet car that allowed Buckaroo Banzai to successfully test the oscillation overthruster.
You gotta broaden your horizons, friend.
Also, I stand corrected. Clearly, crossing franchises does it contradict the EU not.
Seen it several times as a matter of fact...usually while drunk and it happens to be on tv.
bane guy not cool
That, sir, contradicts TCW. Which is part of the EU. Which makes you Cad Bane. Welcome to the club.
We're a club now? Has this thread been going on so long that we're now official? Should we ask an admin to sticky this? I think we should.
Well, with multiple people being cad bane, it could be a loose organization...