Lit Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

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  1. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    True. And a Chiss couldn't be breathing through his goddamn cheeks.....
  2. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    No, this confirms that the pipes are indeed continuity protection tubes, designed to protect the EU from the continuity contradictions created by Cad Bane's resistance to Force attacks that should otherwise had killed him.

    "Why didn't he choke to death?!"
    *points at continuity tube protectors*
    "Ah, yes, the power of the breathing tubes."
  3. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    So my best guess is he wears a lightning arrester too somewhere :p
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  4. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    It's the hat. It acts as a lightning rod.:p
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  5. Red.Two Jedi Master

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    And it's lined with tinfoil to prevent Jedi Mind Tricks.
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  6. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    Cad Bane why is this thread not active?

    So many questions so few answers and all people speak about ephemeral things like sequel trilogy and assorted crap but not talk Cad Bane's species? Why is the human fickle and vain?
  7. Samayel_ Jedi Master

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  8. Red.Two Jedi Master

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    Pretty sure that should have read "Because he's Duros."
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  9. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    If so does he contradict the Yuuzhan Vong?
  10. LelalMekha Force Ghost

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    [IMG]
    Yo ho! Fiddle dee dee! Do what you want 'cause a Duros is free!
    He is a Duros!
  11. Red.Two Jedi Master

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    Where are we on the whole Cad Bane does he contradict the EU thing, because I still want to know how do the EU get out of this one
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  12. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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  13. Red.Two Jedi Master

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    Strapping a bomb to a droid and throwing it down EU's ventilation shaft?
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  14. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    Why not? After all, Cad Bane can do what Cad Bane wills but Cad Bane cannot will what Cad Bane wills.
  15. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I feel like I just stepped into 4chan. Must escape.
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  16. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    What is this "4chan" you speak of?
  17. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    What is 4chan?

    [IMG]

    It's a bit like that, only much, much worse.
  18. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    Ah, Hell.... So many fond memories come back to me....

    If this "4chan" is half as fun as Hell, it'll still be 10 times more fun than anything on earth.
  19. Red.Two Jedi Master

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    Cad Bane does he contradict Rule 34
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  20. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Yeah, there's no way I'm looking to find out [face_sick]
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  21. Esg Jedi Grand Master

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    4chan can actually be funnier than this.
    Use the catalogue and hide threads like a real man like me
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  22. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I don't know if I'd go that far. I mean, this thread hasn't gotten into child pornography for shock value territory yet. 4chan's definitely one of the great sins of the internet. This thread... well, it's just Duros. Way, way too much Duros.
    Last edited by instantdeath, Jun 18, 2013
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  23. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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  24. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    And the cycle repeats. All is right with the world.
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