Lit Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

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  1. LordMortis315 Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, because the EU clearly states that Duros with blue skin and red eyes are genetically impossible. They've also established that they have an aversion to cybernetic implants such as breathing tubes. Oh, and they also hate hats, especially wide-brimmed hats. They say that it hides their baldness, which they are VERY proud of.
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  2. GGrievous Prequel Trilogy Trivia Version 2.0

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    A cowboy in space who wishes he were this guy
  3. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    As far as I'm concerned, Cad Bane's existence will be entirely justified if he's gunned down by Gallandro.
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    We need a western duel in space now
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  5. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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  6. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Is Crimson Jack Duros?
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  7. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    I thought they were blue, not crimson.
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  8. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    So was Deliah Blue Duros?

    And maybe Crimson Jack was named for the eyes.
    Which begs the question: are there any other pantless Duros to compare him with?
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  9. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Raises the question, dammit. I won't have the astonishingly high academic standards of this thread brought low by the use of such a vile colloquialism!
  10. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    Whoops [face_blush]
    Though my British colleague told me recently that these days you can use "begs the question" pretty much any way you please... because in language, when everyone does it wrong it does indeed become right (insert Wittgenstein quote here) :p
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  11. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    You should never listen to a British person. Fiends and liars, the lot of them.
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  12. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    Well, other than that business in 1776 and a brief spat in 1812, I have always loved my cousins across the Atlantic. :p

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  13. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    What nonsense. It's that sort of lackadaisical attitude towards grammar and diction which had brought low the British Empire.
  14. Lugija Force Ghost

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    Please tell me you invented "lackadaisical".
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  15. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Yes. Yes I did.



    ^ the above statement is a lie
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  16. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Damn.

    You're old.
  17. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    That, or I am a Time Lord. Damn the mother country and it's insidious efforts to produce TV shows that are designed to entrap me!

    Now, excuse me while I go watch reruns of Doctor Who, catch a few back episodes of Top Gear from my TIVO, and prepare for tonight's episode of Downton Abbey. :p

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  18. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    If you were a real fan you'd have seen all of season 3 already on ITV :p
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  19. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Downton Abbey is another entry on my list of shows I want to watch at some point... I'll probably get through it all by 2030.
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  20. fett 4 Chosen One

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    I wondered where the Master had got too
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  21. fett 4 Chosen One

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    1812 was your fault, and stay away from Canada :D
  22. Lugija Force Ghost

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    Then to the Plan B: Ruin the word so it's never used again.
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  23. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Yeah well @AdmiralNick22 forgot the Carol Anne incident as another thing to hold against Brits and Canadians...
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  24. MercenaryAce Force Ghost

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    Then stop kidnapping our sailors, dammit!
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  25. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Oh, that was a misunderstanding.

    British Recruiter: Fancy signing up with our Navy?
    American: Well, I don't know. You'd have to really impress me, first.
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