Lit CAD BANE IS DUROS (BUT ACKBAR IS WATCHING) - The Lit Forum Social Thread, v2.0

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Master_Keralys, Jan 1, 2009.

  1. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    Does this contradict the EU? Or does it save continuity as we know it?

    Perhaps that @fett 4 guy who asked The First Question was really JJ Abrams. Perhaps he was hoping to tear our love for continuity (and sanity) apart from the inside out.

    Or perhaps Leland threw a whole pile of EU crap on his desk and Abrams glanced through it. He saw Cad Bane, and he saw some Chiss. And he became very confused. And he showed the photos to George who was like, "Ah hell JJ, don't ask me this stuff. That guy with the hat is Dave's and that guy in the white suit is some really bad photoshopping."

    And so Abrams came to us for help. And this is why he hasn't gotten anything done on Ep7 in the meantime. Because he can't sleep, he can't eat; he's just obsessed with finding the answer to The First Question.

    Maybe you have unwittingly saved the future of the sequels, @Lazy Storm Trooper.
  2. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Just stop talking.
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  3. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I got lots of laughs from it, and even helped create the monster (I posted one of the first "he's Duros" repetitions). But reading the past few pages, it's hard not to think it had long lost steam and any sense of comedic purpose. Well, other thant he fact that it was somehow still kicking around. That was pretty funny.
  4. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Uh oh..... [face_worried]
  5. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Dang, it lasted 5 months? Doesn't seem like it.

    And congrats for being here 14 years, @CooperTFN. [face_party]
  6. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Cad Bane died.

    A moment of silence...

    But does the silence contradict the EU?
  7. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    You're fired.
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  8. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Rooftop fireworks wheee
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  9. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Seconded.

    [IMG]
  10. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    Nice avatar, Ulicus qel-Dromas.
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  11. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Obviously the spirit of Cad Bane lives on, and has possessed this thread. Too bad no exorcist alive would be willing to tackle this problem.
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  12. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    [IMG]


    Clearly not a Duros.
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  14. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Just saying, there would be a certain amount of poetic justice in the Cad Bane thread rising from the dead and eating this thread alive from the inside.

    Our only full proof option is to close down the entire forum. It might be worth it.
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  15. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Just wait -- if you guys aren't careful ill merge this place with the EUC.
  16. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Man, he's only been a Lit mod for like a month and he's already threatening to assimilate us.
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  17. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    [IMG]

    Go ahead. Strike this thread down, and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete!
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  18. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Yeah, that ship sailed a long, long time ago.
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  19. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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  20. jSarek VIP

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    The thread was the Seth McFarlane joke of the JCF.
  21. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Haha, talking about my Hemsworth=Anakin fantasies, I just saw THIS poster:

    [IMG]

    So now he's even got the Episode III hair. It's like reality is taunting me.

    (Okay, his hair is parted on a different side. BUT IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH!)
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  22. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    Ah, the joys of eating bacon on a Friday off after Independence Day. God Bless America. [face_flag]

    --Adm. Nick
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  23. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Coffee and blueberry muffins here and I slept for ten hours straight. God bless America indeed.
  24. krtmd Force Ghost

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    My kids all slept until at least 8 am. Truly a gift from an event-filled 4th in our nation's capital! [face_flag]
  25. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Put the bacon down and write your damn bio. :p
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