Kettle!! You're black from all that scorching over the fire and on the stove. Been meaning to tell you for some time now. Time to do something about it, man. Crockpot!! Honey, that stew is for the gods. 'Course, you're stealing my purpose!! They used to use me for those yummy concoctions of leftover meat and vegetables. **sigh** Hmmm... now, whatever happened to dear ol' Skillet? Or the cutlery triplets, Fork, Knife and Spoon? Wonder if Plate and Platter have recovered from last night's bash yet... I guess I'll have to find out.