<--- Can you please get these strangers out of our house?

Yarel Poof does not approve.

I've thrown all the stuff they left here out in the garbage.
I'm claiming the room with the sailboat wallpaper.

 

**claims double bed**


-JR

 

*claims King Sized bed in the Master Bedroom with the adjoining jacuzzi-equipped bathroom*

 

*claims room as far from the guys as possible*

 

*claims room as close to Morella as possible*

 

**rolls to side of double bed to admire view of ensuite pamper room with spa, sauna for two, and massage room for two**

**keeps other side of bed warm for Ms Wuli's arrival**

**checks remote control full-bed-canopy-cover is in working order**

** ensures mini bar is fully stocked**


-JR

 

Hope you got enough quarters for the magic fingers.

 

I'm stacked full, bud.


-JR

 

You know, thinking back, it must have been REAL embarrassing for my parents, when we were little, and we would go on a vacation and stay in a hotel with these on the beds. I think they were the Days Inn hotels.
We always wanted to put a quarter in and make the bed shake cause it was funny.