Canada Canada Forum in distress, or so it seems!

Wow! I didn't know there were so many people in Canada!

Hey guys, I have a cousin in Canada. I think she lives in the Yukon. Do any of you know her?

I plan to visit Canada soon. What should I wear if I go in July? Will a coat and gloves suffice? Will I need to learn French? If I stay in Newfoundland, can I walk to the West Edmonton Mall, or will I need a taxi?

Do you have much snow up there? We never get any snow down here in Arkansas.

What did you think when our country was attacked on 9/11? I think it's horrible! Why must war happen? Why can't we all just get along? All men are the same in His eyes. We should all live in harmony.

 

I plan to visit Canada soon. What should I wear if I go in July?

A huge winter coat!


Will a coat and gloves suffice?
Sure.


Will I need to learn French?
Of course!


If I stay in Newfoundland, can I walk to the West Edmonton Mall, or will I need a taxi?
Taxi.

Do you have much snow up there?
We get almost no snow either!


I think my answers are okay *evil grin*

 

Thanks! I'll make sure to buy lots of warn clothes before I go up. Will I be able to get there by plane, or is it a no fly zone? I'm afraid that I won't be able to communicate very well, because y'all have such strong accents. Hey, will your Communist government allow me to travel freely in and out of the country?

 

AT60 back to his good old ways of USA bashing?

 

LOL, Entil'Zha!

Naw, check my profile. Notice anything?

 

Ya....why does it say you live in the states?

 

Now check my sig. Notice anything?

AT60 is full of surprises. Confused yet?

 

So you've moved to the US with our family or you've been assigned there as a foreing exchange student type of thing?

 

Actually, I was just trying to guage people's reactions when AT60 suddenly changes from a loyal Canadian to a typical American, but it didn't work out the way I expected it to. It's a joke that bombed.

I'm still here in Canada. However, I have given some thought to moving down there. I've also given thought to moving back to Germany to though, so...

 

I once considered a trip to Germany, but for the moment, this idea will be kept for my honeymoon, if I get married and if my girlfriend/wife wants to But I'd like to go anytime... perhaps in a year or two.... uhm...

 

It's a great place. I want to go back so badly, to visit.

 

Do you have family over there Chris?

 

Yes, Chris, I do. Most of my family, in fact.

 

I'm sorry. Our Communist Gov't does not allow you to leave the country without armed guard. Though the guards will just be there to kill you if you speak about anything related to Canada.

Good Day.

 

Oh. Well, our capitalist government is the same way. You can't go anywhere without having the FBI and CIA spying on you.

(BTW, my history teacher once requested a list of banned books in Canada, and two CSIS (Canadian Security Intelligence Service) agents appeared on his doorstep)

 

Ha!
I just had the director of CSIS over for dinner.

 

Really? Did he teach you all the ins and outs of spying on people?

 

He said the #1 rule on spying people is: always look at them directly!