Canada Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by JediLynx, Nov 27, 2001.

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  1. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    That's right. You heard us.

    If you do not surrender all your maple syrup to us within two days, we will have no choice but to use force and launch an attack. And trust me, you do not want to see angry vikings with muffin catapults charging in here.

    While you're at it, give us Hayden Christensen as well.

    Thank you for you cooperation.
    FF Sweden
  2. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
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    You heard her!

    Ye have been warned.... [face_devil]
  3. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Gah. It's an invasion. This is Canada you're talking to. Do you really expect the country that earned a reputation for the best fighting spirit in the world to surrender to Sweden? LMAO.

    Shall we mobilize the FFCF, or just stand around and laugh at the invaders? :)
  4. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    You might choke that laugh.... sir...
  5. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    I warn you not to underestimate our powers.
  6. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah sure. I'll take that under advisement. [face_plain]

    Isn't Sweden part of the UN and NATO, just as Canada is? ?[face_plain]
  7. Zaphod Beeblebrox Jedi Master

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    UN: Yes
    NATO: No

    Muffincatapultowners: Yes
    Calling off this attack: No

    Now, give us what we want or take the consequenses.

    Maplesyrup, please...
  8. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah, well, before you ask again, you'll have to get your government to declare war on Canada. That would mean breaking ties with the UN. I don't think they would be too keen on that.

    //prepares FFCF for attack by flying muffins

    How about we just surrender Quebec to you instead? ;)
  9. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    Hell no! And you can keep Celine Dion as well.

    And we're above the government.
  10. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Dammit! Can't even give Quebec away! ;)

    Just kidding, French Canadians. You know we like you. :)

    How about Alberta? It has oil. You can sell it for all the maple syrup you need. :)
  11. Entil`Zha Jedi Master

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    Well, anyone who attacks a country member of NATO is considered as attacking the other Nato countries as well, so get ready to have Bush on your head as well... and we can always stage an attack via Germany or England.. your choice? What kind of war do you want to have? Slow and painful or quick and painful? Your choice!
  12. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Good one, Entil'Zha! Don't mess with us. Canada is a superpower you don't want as an enemy. :p
  13. Entil`Zha Jedi Master

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    By the way, I like your Bio description JediLynx

    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    A bus station is where the bus stops.
    A train station is where the train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station.

    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////


    Anyway, anone who wants to take on Canada must go through me, in Quebec, first.. well, you could try the Maritimes while crossing the Atlantic... but even the Vikings couldn't last long enough there to claim it as their own :p
  14. Dom Jedi Master

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    You're sure you don't want Céline?? We could make you a bargain to get her mother Maman Dion and her sister Claudette for the same price... Maman cooks wonderrrfffull things with Maple Syrup...

    And beware of the Swedish muffins attacks guys, they're THAT dangerous!!!


    About Christiensen forget it, but we could probably achieve a deal for the complete season of Higher Ground on VHS plus William Shatner as a bonus (you pick him up in the US at your own risk, though!!)




  15. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Alright, we'll give you the province of Quebec and even throw in the city of Montreal (hey, they're Swedish They wouldn't know. :p), if you leave us alone. Final offer. :p

    FF invasions work both ways.
  16. YoungJediNiagara RSA Emeritus FF Canada

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    Mar 23, 2001
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    What would Canada defend itself with?

    All we have for military power is:
    2 canoes (Navy)
    The Snow Birds (Air Force)
    And 40 guys with sling shots (Army)

    And I think they're being use as the opening act for the U.S.O. party in the War in Afghanistan now...we are defenseless.



    (The above is a joke...I'm a proud Canadian and if I can't laugh at my own country no one can.)
  17. Woofer Jedi Master

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    In regards to the initial threat:

    We have no maple syrup. We are all out. Please try again in March. Thank-you for your interest in invading our country, and hope that we can be more co-operative in the future.
  18. YoungJediNiagara RSA Emeritus FF Canada

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  19. AlienAcid Jedi Grand Master

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    ::jumps in the thread::


    DIE SWEDS OR RETREAT!
  20. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Nobody's supporting the Canadian invasion of FF Sweden? :(

    What AA said.
  21. Izird Jedi Master

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    Dear Sweden:

    You seem to really want our maple syrup! If you like it that much, you should try our donair sauce!!

    In reply to your attack with the muffin catapults...I suggest you withdraw or I will answer from the mouth of my poutine cannon!

    -the apostle to the Mushroom Kingdom
  22. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Glory to the motherland! Charge!!!

    //Sweden surrenders before the Canadian troops are halfway across the Atlantic [face_laugh]
  23. _SithSpawn_ Jedi Master

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    Better check your radar again.
    You just don't have any1 to fight becouse you are in the middle of the Atalantic while our troops are at the Canadian border.
  24. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    I'd be surprised if you guys even find your way to Sweden! (one tip, we're not the country with the alps)...

    We could settle for the Toronto Maple Leafs and a lifetime supply of maple syrup... take this offer or we might have to start using the infamous Muffinopult?...beware... we've charged up with blueberrymuffins that haven't been baked properly.... [face_devil] *place evil grin here*
  25. _SithSpawn_ Jedi Master

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    Don't say that Fei!
    You demand to little and besides, they want to get ridh of the Maple leafs anyway! (Just like Quebec). But we would however settle for ALL you maple syryp and All of Canada except Quebec! I suggest you accept since it's a very generous offer from our part.
    It's your choise but I warn you not to underestimate our power!
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