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Canada Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by JediLynx, Nov 27, 2001.

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  1. Quiet Queen

    Quiet Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Canadians, you are all defenceless in the face of muffin-wielding, wildebeest-catapult toting, honey-bazooka carrying ninja Swedes!

    Surrender your maple syrup now, and spare your sanity! :p
    Our secondary demands are: Mr Christensen and Jedi Warrior!!! :D

    And please note, that since this is not an ordinary invasion, but a food fight, NATO forces are unlikely to involve themselves.

    Woofer: LOL! I can just see the Huge Invasion Force?. defeated by a tiny answering machine! [face_laugh]
     
  2. Wolverine

    Wolverine Jedi Master star 5

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    I think you are all starting to understand what we are capabel of. Surrender now and you might even allow you a last mapple suryp meal before we take control of it all.
     
  3. menilma

    menilma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 25, 2001
    more swedes arriving! and we brought muffins.. [face_devil]
    this is a war i do not think you can win, muahahhahahahaha!!!
     
  4. Maladour-Fei

    Maladour-Fei Jedi Knight star 5

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    And by the way... Anakin is already in our possession since his mother Shmi is Swedish!!! Hense we got both Anakin and Luke... Defend yourselfs!
     
  5. menilma

    menilma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    really, we own almost everyone in star wars, leia, jaina, jacen, anakin, luke, anakin again....
    the mother to them all was swedish!
    and now what do you have to say???
     
  6. Maladour-Fei

    Maladour-Fei Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ah.... Silence speaks louder than words... (if the words are spoken very quitely that is)
     
  7. JediLynx

    JediLynx Jedi Knight star 5

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    This is admiral Lynx.

    Citizens of FF Canada, your time is running out. If you have not succumbed to our demands by tomorrow, you will find yourselves at war with the most insane FF board ever. We will attack with our full arsenal of muffin catapults, honey missiles, latex bunnies, sushibeer, smelly socks and Darth Beach ball. In short, all the madness that usually stays within the walls of our board.

    Consider this your final warning.

    FF Sweden
     
  8. Cristalia

    Cristalia Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 15, 2000
    Alright...I'll give you the Maple Leafs, I'll give you anything you want within the borders of Quebec, and I'll throw it AT60 and Alien_Acid free of charge. You can have -limited- amounts of maple syrup too, but I'm afraid I'll have to draw the line at beer and JediWarrior. Apologies, but I'm not giving -them- to anybody. ;)

    Cris~
    I will not support a course of action that will lead my people to muffins!
     
  9. Admiral_Thrawn60

    Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Jul 8, 2000
    What if I don't want to be surrendered?
     
  10. Dom

    Dom Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 15, 2000
    You won't win a Muffin war - we have Dunkin' Donuts and Tim Horton : they clone their muffins!

    IKEA catapults ain't very threatening either, and that's IF you can assemble them... it's all written in Swedish or something.




     
  11. Izird

    Izird Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 29, 2001
    LOL - That's great Dom!!! :D

    HAHAHA, now we can reply with our massive army of Storm Muffins!!!! (sponsered by Tim Horton's, of course)
     
  12. Pissenlit

    Pissenlit Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Nov 26, 2001
    The ability to catapult muffins is insignificant next to the power of the Timbits:D
     
  13. Maladour-Fei

    Maladour-Fei Jedi Knight star 5

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    Beware... We are the guys that MAKE the Ikea instructions... we will bring chaos and mayhem to you if you do not obey!
     
  14. Wolverine

    Wolverine Jedi Master star 5

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    Dec 17, 1999
    You have not yet realized our full power. Surrender the suryp now and we will let you go this time...
     
  15. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 27, 2001
    Awe, I missed all the fun :_(

    *Launch* an attack eh? LOL

    oh, and my dear admiral, your gf happens to be french canadin so :p lol, jk

    And one more thing!! Take those Toronto Maple Leafs!!! PLEASE, I'll beg if I have to!!

    oh, btw, you can have my maple syrup if you wish!


     
  16. JediLynx

    JediLynx Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sep 2, 2000
    Canadians,

    Your time has run out.
    You should have surrendered when you had the chance.
    You will regret this.

    Admiral Lynx,
    FF Sweden



    OIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Maladour-Fei

    Maladour-Fei Jedi Knight star 5

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    *with a big crash AT60 comes tumbeling in from the heavens after taking a flight all the way from [link=http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=4878924&start=4897383]Sweden! All your base are belong to us![/link]-Thread.*

    Haha! You knew who hit you!

    Now give us what we want or we will infest our madness upon thee...
     
  18. Darth_Badboll

    Darth_Badboll Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Nov 28, 2001
    OOOoooiiiiiii!!!! The attack has begun!!!!
     
  19. Jabbas-playmate

    Jabbas-playmate Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //watches AT60 crash into the thread

    OIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! :D
     
  20. Maladour-Fei

    Maladour-Fei Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 17, 2000
    Maplecyrup... must get maplecyrup!!!
     
  21. JediLynx

    JediLynx Jedi Knight star 5

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    - Fire honey missiles! Let's get those Runps!!!
     
  22. Maladour-Fei

    Maladour-Fei Jedi Knight star 5

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    Bring forth the Latexsheeps!!!
     
  23. Jabbas-playmate

    Jabbas-playmate Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //inflates latex sheep

    Here they are! Muahahahahaaa!!! Runp!
     
  24. Darth_Badboll

    Darth_Badboll Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //Sends the Latexsheep into unaware defenders.
     
  25. Jedi_Nea

    Jedi_Nea Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jul 28, 2001
    hope I´m not too late..
     
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