Canada Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by JediLynx, Nov 27, 2001.

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  1. Quiet Queen Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 1999
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    Canadians, you are all defenceless in the face of muffin-wielding, wildebeest-catapult toting, honey-bazooka carrying ninja Swedes!

    Surrender your maple syrup now, and spare your sanity! :p
    Our secondary demands are: Mr Christensen and Jedi Warrior!!! :D

    And please note, that since this is not an ordinary invasion, but a food fight, NATO forces are unlikely to involve themselves.

    Woofer: LOL! I can just see the Huge Invasion Force?. defeated by a tiny answering machine! [face_laugh]
  2. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 17, 1999
    star 5
    I think you are all starting to understand what we are capabel of. Surrender now and you might even allow you a last mapple suryp meal before we take control of it all.
  3. menilma Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 25, 2001
    star 4
    more swedes arriving! and we brought muffins.. [face_devil]
    this is a war i do not think you can win, muahahhahahahaha!!!
  4. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    And by the way... Anakin is already in our possession since his mother Shmi is Swedish!!! Hense we got both Anakin and Luke... Defend yourselfs!
  5. menilma Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 25, 2001
    star 4
    really, we own almost everyone in star wars, leia, jaina, jacen, anakin, luke, anakin again....
    the mother to them all was swedish!
    and now what do you have to say???
  6. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    Ah.... Silence speaks louder than words... (if the words are spoken very quitely that is)
  7. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2000
    star 5
    This is admiral Lynx.

    Citizens of FF Canada, your time is running out. If you have not succumbed to our demands by tomorrow, you will find yourselves at war with the most insane FF board ever. We will attack with our full arsenal of muffin catapults, honey missiles, latex bunnies, sushibeer, smelly socks and Darth Beach ball. In short, all the madness that usually stays within the walls of our board.

    Consider this your final warning.

    FF Sweden
  8. Cristalia Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 15, 2000
    star 3
    Alright...I'll give you the Maple Leafs, I'll give you anything you want within the borders of Quebec, and I'll throw it AT60 and Alien_Acid free of charge. You can have -limited- amounts of maple syrup too, but I'm afraid I'll have to draw the line at beer and JediWarrior. Apologies, but I'm not giving -them- to anybody. ;)

    Cris~
    I will not support a course of action that will lead my people to muffins!
  9. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 2000
    star 6
    What if I don't want to be surrendered?
  10. Dom Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 15, 2000
    star 4
    You won't win a Muffin war - we have Dunkin' Donuts and Tim Horton : they clone their muffins!

    IKEA catapults ain't very threatening either, and that's IF you can assemble them... it's all written in Swedish or something.




  11. Izird Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 29, 2001
    star 4
    LOL - That's great Dom!!! :D

    HAHAHA, now we can reply with our massive army of Storm Muffins!!!! (sponsered by Tim Horton's, of course)
  12. Pissenlit Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2001
    star 2
    The ability to catapult muffins is insignificant next to the power of the Timbits:D
  13. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    Beware... We are the guys that MAKE the Ikea instructions... we will bring chaos and mayhem to you if you do not obey!
  14. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 17, 1999
    star 5
    You have not yet realized our full power. Surrender the suryp now and we will let you go this time...
  15. Launch Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2001
    star 4
    Awe, I missed all the fun :_(

    *Launch* an attack eh? LOL

    oh, and my dear admiral, your gf happens to be french canadin so :p lol, jk

    And one more thing!! Take those Toronto Maple Leafs!!! PLEASE, I'll beg if I have to!!

    oh, btw, you can have my maple syrup if you wish!


  16. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2000
    star 5
    Canadians,

    Your time has run out.
    You should have surrendered when you had the chance.
    You will regret this.

    Admiral Lynx,
    FF Sweden



    OIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
  17. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    *with a big crash AT60 comes tumbeling in from the heavens after taking a flight all the way from Sweden! All your base are belong to us!-Thread.*

    Haha! You knew who hit you!

    Now give us what we want or we will infest our madness upon thee...
  18. Darth_Badboll Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2001
    star 1
    OOOoooiiiiiii!!!! The attack has begun!!!!
  19. Jabbas-playmate Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 28, 2001
    star 1
    //watches AT60 crash into the thread

    OIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! :D
  20. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    Maplecyrup... must get maplecyrup!!!
  21. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2000
    star 5
    - Fire honey missiles! Let's get those Runps!!!
  22. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    Bring forth the Latexsheeps!!!
  23. Jabbas-playmate Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 28, 2001
    star 1
    //inflates latex sheep

    Here they are! Muahahahahaaa!!! Runp!
  24. Darth_Badboll Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2001
    star 1
    //Sends the Latexsheep into unaware defenders.
  25. Jedi_Nea Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 28, 2001
    star 2
    hope I´m not too late..
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