Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

Discussion in 'Canada General' started by JediLynx, Nov 27, 2001.

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  1. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    Mu-hahahahaha.

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  2. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Two can play that game.

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    Oops. Wrong flag!
  3. Ororo Jedi Knight

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    You guys could use our help!
  4. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Since Dom complained on the lack of herring!

    *comes in with onion herring, mustard herring, garlic herring, tomato herring and simply fried herring, and that's just some of the different kinds of herring*
  5. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    That's Joint Task Force 2? God help us...

    EDIT: Warning: This web site is satire!

    I didn't see that notice when I first visited that site a few months back. Let's just say I thought I wasn't alone. [face_plain]
  6. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    [image=http://www.standonguard.com/images/practicedrill.jpg]

    //ridicules the pathetic Canadian militia

    Ha-ha!

    Commence the ground invasion!
  7. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    That's not funny, DLM. I'm in the Canadian militia. We have tens of thousands of combat-ready soldiers. We are well equipped and well trained. I know you were kidding, but that's hitting below the belt.
  8. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    Chill, dude, this whole thread is a joke and not worth getting incensed over.

    Now, if you don't get those Canadian snowtroopers up to par you will FEEL MY WRATH! :D

    //wheels out the pie-launcher

    //drops five thousand inflatable sheep over Canada

    //all five thousand land on William Shatner's house

    D'oh!!!
  9. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    I don't get it.

    Oh well.

    PIES for the Canadian newbie admin who thinks he's so cool! :D

    *splat*
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  10. Jeb_Bush Jedi Knight

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    I would just like to say that as the esteemed governor of the state of Florida, I cannot condone this hostile action on our neighbor and dear friend Canada, even though they keep letting terrorists into their country and somehow letting them get across the border, and every single problem we have in our country today from decrease in Northwestern Washington lumber sales to bacon shortages is their fault.

    Anyway, what I was going to say is that the United States will request that Congress draft a declaration of wa---

    Wait a minute, CANADIAN HOCKEY?!?!?! Whoa, MOMMA! I am so there!

    //sits on his ass and munches grits while watching hickey... err, hockey.
  11. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    *helps DLM by throwing a herring in the head of cbjedi*
  12. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    He shall not escape alive!

    //gathers up all the frogs the Swedes have in their icons and drops them down cbjedi's pants

    Hahahahaha!
  13. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    You are evil DLM.

    And cbjedi, the best hockeyplayers in NHL are Swedes!
  14. Entil`Zha Jedi Master

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    Hey Jeb_Bush: we're not the ones letting those terrorists IN the US... they have to pass through YOUR border patrols, never forget that. But with the new bills that were passed, we should be able to cut them at the source, which is before they arrive in Canada...

    To get back on topic:

    //sends Tie Domi over to Sweden to play a little "hard" hockey.. show them the real meaning of the game!!! :D
  15. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    OK, this means war!

    //cavalry sweeps across Sweden on mooseback

    //sends clone beaver army ino Norway
  16. Launch Jedi Master

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    CB, no toronto in thiese forums!!!


    ps, Go Canada Go!! Beat those sweds with ...bacon?!? LOL
  17. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Bacon, yes! And we'll pummel them with maple leaves and timbits!
  18. Launch Jedi Master

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    I think we should just have a party!
  19. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    I'll bring the beer!

    Canadian beer, that is. :)
  20. Launch Jedi Master

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    well, most of us are under age, better make it the American stuff ;)
  21. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Free American beer for everyone!

    //bottles tap water
  22. Entil`Zha Jedi Master

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    Or I could simply go buy the beer for you... :D
  23. Launch Jedi Master

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    lol @ at60

    would you really Entil'Zha?
  24. Canuck_ Jedi Knight

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    I love beer, eh!

    Can I join the fight against the Swedish? I'm good with an elk egg launcher, and I can beaver-tail slap with the best of them!
  25. Launch Jedi Master

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