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Canada Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by JediLynx, Nov 27, 2001.

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  1. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //Launches moose eggs at Swedish
     
  2. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    But the Swedes also have an American fighting for them, so they have the worst of America to use as well.

    //an army of obese, plaid-wearing, camera-toting American tourists tramples the Canadians
    //loud rap music plays on 6-foot-high subwoofers loud enough to shake the foundations of buildings
    //kamikaze drivers flood the country and start ramming into Canadian tanks, mooses, etc. before they even have a chance to make it out of the country
    //Canada's water supply contaminated with American beer

    Hahahahahaha! :D
     
  3. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    amreican beer comtaminating our water? LOL LOL American Beer is water!! And their getting their water from US, SOME COMTAMINATION!! LOL
     
  4. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I like Canadian beer, eh!
     
  5. Jeb_Bush

    Jeb_Bush Jedi Youngling

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    But you must admit I was right when I said your lumber is inferior. :p
     
  6. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I'm a lumberjack! Don't say such things, eh! :_|
     
  7. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL @ Canuck
     
  8. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Eh? I don't understand! Why are you laughing at me, eh? Is it aboot what I said? Don't laugh at me! :_|
     
  9. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think your being an idiot thats all, and sort of insulting us canadians LOL @ Launch...wait...that's me!! I think...lol
     
  10. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Being an idiot? But this is how I act! I'm Canadian, eh! How can I insult Canadians when I am one?
     
  11. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    well you know what!? I don't Believe you! so :p
     
  12. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Eh? What don't you believe? That I act like this, or that I'm Canadian? What's wrong with the way I act anyway, eh?
     
  13. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I dont think your a Canadian!!
     
  14. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Eh? I shall prove it!

    Prime Minister - Jean Chretien, Liberal
    Leader of the Opposition - Stockwell Day, Canadian Reform Conservative Alliance
    Others - Alexa McDounall, NDP; Joe Clark, Progressive Conservative
    Capital city - Ottawa
    Provinces - BC, Alberta, Sask, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick, PEI, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland
    Official sport - Lacross

    Need I go on?
     
  15. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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  16. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Too lazy, eh. Sorry.
     
  17. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    if your going to try and act canadian, at least do a decent job
     
  18. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations star 8 Manager

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    I've never tried canadian beer, and I will bring some swedish vodka!
     
  19. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I personally dont care for the stuff, but its said to be great

    Yes!! bring vodka!!
     
  20. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Hey Canuck, you also forgot the Bloc Quebecois... even though they're not worth mentionning.. they would fill the spot in Others.... :)

    But anyone can get the info on the canadian gov. website........ we need to ask you a real question.... what major event happened in 1812 with the US?
     
  21. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek: You mean the war of 1812, right??

    oops..did I give it away?

    ps, any american would know that too....
     
  22. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Yeah but their pride would not allow them to say what we did during that war!! :D
     
  23. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    lol, do you mean winning...or kicking their butts?
     
  24. Canuck_

    Canuck_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    We burned down the white house, eh.
     
  25. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    well that too, lol
     
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