Canada Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by JediLynx, Nov 27, 2001.

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  1. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    If it's true what you say that the admins support you, than you're AA. If that's the case, leave me alone! Stop using that stupid sock and get a life!
  2. Canuck_ Jedi Knight

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    Nov 30, 2001
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    Eh? I have no idea what you're talking about! However, I will stop, eh, because I don't want to make you mad. Perhaps some day I will reveal the truth aboot me, but until then...
  3. Launch Jedi Master

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    Aug 27, 2001
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    i suggest you both shut up before you annoy me nymore, and before AA, comes in and gets mad.
  4. Launch Jedi Master

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    to renew the humour
    //throws moldy muffin at JediLynx
  5. Canuck_ Jedi Knight

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    //throws basket of moldy muffins, eh

    When will AT_60 be released? Cuz I'm concerned aboot my safety, eh.
  6. Launch Jedi Master

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  7. Canuck_ Jedi Knight

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    I think I'm making Launch frusterated, eh. I can't understand why, eh. I think she just has something against me. [face_plain]
  8. Launch Jedi Master

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    thats possible...lol, jk ;)
  9. tai-chi-jedi Jedi Knight

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    I say we use beer bottle caps to pop the inflatable sheep. To end the dreaded muffin attack all we need to do is tell all the Tim Hortons that free stock is falling from the sky and they will come in the thousands to take all our attackers can throw at us. Then since there all those bottles are open we should Party! Any further attacks will be thwarted of course as nothing is more powerful than a bunch of drunk Canadians!
    Noone takes my maple syrup!
  10. Whimper Jedi Master

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    C'mon, fellow Canadians. We don't want to give ourselves a bad name, now, do we? Let's just give them as much maple syrup as they need- there's enough to go around. And in return, maybe one of their people can teach Jean Chretien how to speak French! Or... maybe English!

    Canada wasn't founded on war, it was founded on trade. So why go against our roots, eh?
  11. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Hmm, the french could be hard, have you heard swedish accents.
  12. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    Because war is more fun than trade! Hahahahahaha!

    [Monty Burns]Release the sheep...[/Monty]

    [face_devil]

    //thousands of latex sheep start falling from the sky over Ottawa

    //once on the ground, one of the sheep is cut open from the inside and a bunch of Swedes burst out armed with muffins

    Hahahaha - the Trojan sheep! Now that we are within the city, victory shall be ours!
  13. Launch Jedi Master

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    Obi Anne has been taken as a prisoner of war!!!

    ps, whimper, dont ruin our fun!!
  14. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Hmm, maybe you could feed your prisoner some maple suryp? :p
  15. Dom Jedi Master

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    Not a drop for you Obi-Anne until you have discover the secret recipe of "Christ' ears" (hint hint : once they're ready to heat you pour Maple syrup on them).

    "Hmm, the french could be hard, have you heard swedish accents."

    Obviously dear Obi-Anne, you haven't heard Jean Chrétien's accent... in English or in French, he sounds very Swedish.


    //"The Dunkin Donuts and Tim Horton cloning factory are now fully operational"
  16. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    *dramatic gesture*

    Ahhhh, you are sooooo cruel. But beware my loyal followers will come and destroy you.
  17. _SithSpawn_ Jedi Master

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  18. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    *waiting for her rescue*
  19. Dom Jedi Master

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    //Applaud cbjedi's work. Decorate the top of his timbits mountain (with Obi-Anne under) with special X-Mas timbits, fluorescent green cream and all (we spare nothing to make our prisonners look good). Pray for a nice icestorm to make it all shiny.


    Forget about rescue Obi-Anne, now you're better hidden then Mr. Laden in his afghan mountains. And better not make a sound or we send you to Yellowknife or White Horse!


  20. Launch Jedi Master

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  21. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Yellowknife? Whitehorse? No way. That simply isn't right. I won't stand for it!

    Iqaluit. :p
  22. Entil`Zha Jedi Master

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    Jul 9, 1999
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    Now that's some rescue.. I don't think they care for you very much... let's get some info out of her...

    Where's your inflatable sheep factory? Tell us now or we will be forced to destroy your country, or rather cover it with the cream filling in Tim Horton's donuts! Within 1 hour, all of your vegetation will die, within 1 day, the whole populace will be so fat that their arteries will explode...

    Or you could prevent such a fate only by telling us where you are keeping those sheeps. What will it be?
  23. Quiet Queen Jedi Master

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    Oooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    // Queen comes rushing to rescue the languishing Obi Anne.

    Fear not, valiant admin, we shall soon have you home again, celebrating our successful operation with vodka!

    As for AT_60, you?ve gotten him back already. Leastaways, he should be arriving any moment now?
    Due to a slight misinterpretation of the assembling description, our fearsome IKEA catapult?s shot was slightly off, and he landed in the US?. :p
  24. Bast-t Jedi Knight

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    Nov 5, 2001
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    Sssssssssss!

    //Hisses in support of the valiant Swedish troups.
  25. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    OIIIIIIII!!!!! Bast-t has arrived! Now we are truly invincible and inflatable.

    Canadians! The vikings of FF Sweden are happy to see that you have accepted our superiority. The maple syrup you sent us was truly amazing stuff. As a token of our good will we have returned AT_60 to you. As our loyal Queen said, he should have arrived by now, hopefully in one piece. And please, do us all a favour and keep him. :p

    However, we are still waiting for you to surrender JediWarrior to us. If you continue to refuse, you will soon learn what catapulted sticky pölsa can do to naughty Canadians...
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