Canada Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

I just realized that I (at least my username) am/is from Canada.....

But I will not join you anyhow!

 

"Iqaluit"

Brilliant!

// Queen Obi Anne has been transferred from HQ to Iqualuit for bad behavior. Rescuers will have to provide proof they know where Iqaluit is before making any claim of successful rescue. (they must provide a proper definition of "timbits" too, 'causes she's hidden under a mountain of them!).


As cbjedi pointed out, you ought to do something to stop us feeding her timbits soon if you care for her cholesterol level...

 

we are!!

 

Oh no, no, no - we won't stand for that - stop crying and eat your timbits Obi-Anne.

//feeds Obi-Anne more timbits.

Behave yourself or we send you Celine Dion's mom to cook nice meals for you (and beware, she's quite senile and might end up cooking you on her TV show instead!)

 

With a good behavior, you will be our friend. We only want to prevent any harm from coming to you. We are doing a good job, you like being with us, you will join us...


_|-|_ <--- secret button

// pushes the secret button and unveils a gigantic hockey stick, hidden under the ocean and that can reach across the Atlantic... We will wipe Sweden clean with that stick and use Sweden as a puck... Finland and Norwegia will now be separated by the Baltic Sea instead of a puck-like country... mwahhahahahahahaha

 

Thats so mean!!!! ...I like it!!

 

BLEEARAAAREARAAARARARARRARARARARARARARARAGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGH!

//races in on the back of a giant moose and grabs Obi Anne

You can't have her! She's ours!!!!

 

WHAT?!?!?!

 

Here they come!!!

//Force feed the infamous Mara with timbits, start to bury her under a timbit mount at the same time.

You're better organize less pathetic rescue attempt folks, Iqualuit is a bit small to hold many prisonners! And oh..... a Moose to carry Obi-Anne... sheeshhh what have you been drinking to mistake a ski-doo for a Moose!!!! And it's not to be nitpicky Mara, but you have a very strange accent for a Swede.... hmmmm....

 

lol, bring your parkas, its all ice and snow there!!

 

<!--with Fran Drescher-type voice-->

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

*observes*

 

Oh, don't worry. We'll get you out of there. We just have to figure out where the heck you are!

 

It's up to us, then. I'll figure out how we can use these timbits in a brilliant plan of escape as soon as I can find out what a timbit is.

 

Hmm.. Well yeah, that's the problem. What's a timbit and where the heck is Iqualuit??? Sounds like it's on Greenland to me.

I guess we could always get some help from the FF Sock Empire...

 

you sweds crack me up, lol

 

"as soon as I can find out what a timbit is."

I'm surprised you don't know what it is, actually.

//Feeds Mara a few more timbits.

"where the heck is Iqualuit??? Sounds like it's on Greenland to me."

Not bad, not bad, but try again Admiral... don't you have maps in Sweden??

 

lol.

her we have a coffee shop called "Tim Hortons" where thay make Doughnuts. doughnuts are round usally with a hole in the center, the dough they cut out of the center is called a timbit, seeing there from Tim Hortons. They mak the best coffee ever!!

Iqualit is the capital of Nunovait (sp?) the newest territory in Canada

 

Ooopss... we've been betrayed!!! Red Alert! The prisonners have been separated and sent to Ste-Émilie-de-L'Énergie and La Baie des Ha! Ha!

Good luck finding those.... and practice your French, you're gonna need it!

 

oh come on, how were they supposed to know that stuff?

i dont think tim hortons has a web site, and i doubt any map they had would have iqualit on it

 

seeing you Sweds got your own forum, i can see it only fitting to move our battle.

And heres one to the old one
Old Swed

And heres one to the new one:
New Swed

 

Oh no! They've found our secret hide-out!!! [face_shocked]

And don't worry guys, we'll find you. After all, I did study French for three years...

C'est le chien de Marie.
Ou est la gare?
Je suis une baguette!

MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!