Canada Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by JediLynx, Nov 27, 2001.

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  1. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Hmm, and now when I rescued I can help my friends with detailed descriptions of the Canadian HQ.
  2. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

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    I just realized that I (at least my username) am/is from Canada.....

    But I will not join you anyhow! :D
  3. Dom Jedi Master

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    "Iqaluit"

    Brilliant!

    // Queen Obi Anne has been transferred from HQ to Iqualuit for bad behavior. Rescuers will have to provide proof they know where Iqaluit is before making any claim of successful rescue. (they must provide a proper definition of "timbits" too, 'causes she's hidden under a mountain of them!).


    As cbjedi pointed out, you ought to do something to stop us feeding her timbits soon if you care for her cholesterol level...
  4. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    But, I thought the guys who came and took me away were my friends. :_|
  5. Launch Jedi Master

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  6. Dom Jedi Master

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    Oh no, no, no - we won't stand for that - stop crying and eat your timbits Obi-Anne.

    //feeds Obi-Anne more timbits.

    Behave yourself or we send you Celine Dion's mom to cook nice meals for you (and beware, she's quite senile and might end up cooking you on her TV show instead!)





  7. Entil`Zha Jedi Master

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    With a good behavior, you will be our friend. We only want to prevent any harm from coming to you. We are doing a good job, you like being with us, you will join us...


    _|-|_ <--- secret button

    // pushes the secret button and unveils a gigantic hockey stick, hidden under the ocean and that can reach across the Atlantic... We will wipe Sweden clean with that stick and use Sweden as a puck... Finland and Norwegia will now be separated by the Baltic Sea instead of a puck-like country... mwahhahahahahahaha
  8. Launch Jedi Master

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    :eek: Thats so mean!!!! ...I like it!!
  9. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    BLEEARAAAREARAAARARARARRARARARARARARARARAGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGH!

    //races in on the back of a giant moose and grabs Obi Anne

    You can't have her! She's ours!!!!
  10. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

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  11. Dom Jedi Master

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    Here they come!!!

    //Force feed the infamous Mara with timbits, start to bury her under a timbit mount at the same time.

    You're better organize less pathetic rescue attempt folks, Iqualuit is a bit small to hold many prisonners! And oh..... a Moose to carry Obi-Anne... sheeshhh what have you been drinking to mistake a ski-doo for a Moose!!!! ;) And it's not to be nitpicky Mara, but you have a very strange accent for a Swede.... hmmmm....
  12. Launch Jedi Master

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    lol, bring your parkas, its all ice and snow there!!
  13. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    <!--with Fran Drescher-type voice-->

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  14. Lord_of_the_Socks Jedi Knight

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  15. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Mara I think it's time that you and I take care of our own rescue mission.
  16. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh, don't worry. We'll get you out of there. We just have to figure out where the heck you are!
  17. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    It's up to us, then. I'll figure out how we can use these timbits in a brilliant plan of escape as soon as I can find out what a timbit is.
  18. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    Hmm.. Well yeah, that's the problem. What's a timbit and where the heck is Iqualuit??? Sounds like it's on Greenland to me.

    I guess we could always get some help from the FF Sock Empire... [face_devil]
  19. Launch Jedi Master

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    you sweds crack me up, lol
  20. Dom Jedi Master

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    "as soon as I can find out what a timbit is."

    :D I'm surprised you don't know what it is, actually.

    //Feeds Mara a few more timbits.

    "where the heck is Iqualuit??? Sounds like it's on Greenland to me."

    Not bad, not bad, but try again Admiral... don't you have maps in Sweden??
  21. Launch Jedi Master

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    lol.

    her we have a coffee shop called "Tim Hortons" where thay make Doughnuts. doughnuts are round usally with a hole in the center, the dough they cut out of the center is called a timbit, seeing there from Tim Hortons. They mak the best coffee ever!!

    Iqualit is the capital of Nunovait (sp?) the newest territory in Canada
  22. Dom Jedi Master

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    Ooopss... we've been betrayed!!! Red Alert! The prisonners have been separated and sent to Ste-Émilie-de-L'Énergie and La Baie des Ha! Ha!

    Good luck finding those.... and practice your French, you're gonna need it!

  23. Launch Jedi Master

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    oh come on, how were they supposed to know that stuff?

    i dont think tim hortons has a web site, and i doubt any map they had would have iqualit on it
  24. Launch Jedi Master

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    seeing you Sweds got your own forum, i can see it only fitting to move our battle.

    And heres one to the old one
    Old Swed

    And heres one to the new one:
    New Swed
  25. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh no! They've found our secret hide-out!!! [face_shocked]

    And don't worry guys, we'll find you. After all, I did study French for three years...

    C'est le chien de Marie.
    Ou est la gare?
    Je suis une baguette!

    MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! :D
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