Canada Canada! Surrender all your maple syrup to FF Sweden NOW!!!

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  1. Launch Jedi Master

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    :eek: lol, three years and thats all you know, ?? :p
  2. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    I thought it was pretty impressive... [face_plain] :p
  3. Nwalme Jade Ex(patriated) RSA

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    Actually it was. Especially the last sentence. I know very few French capable of saying that :p

    Thus said, send Anne back to Europe before july, please. We may need her in London :D
  4. Launch Jedi Master

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    Oh it was JL, it was...

    but I think mine is still better...

    We'll send her back on June 30th, hows that sound?
  5. Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling

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    Sounds good. We don't want her interfering in our Canada Day ceremonies. :p
  6. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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  7. bandykullan_ Jedi Knight

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    Hehehe, I'm here to spread the great sport of bandy to everyone.

    *skates up to OA, gives her a bandystick, disappears*
  8. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    Alright!!! Go bandykullan_!!!

    Error: Only 1 cheerleading activity per minute is allowed.
  9. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    I wish I had paid more attention when I studied French in school. Hmmm...

    Donnez-moi tout votre argent.
    Je suis un spécimen merveilleux de l'être humain.
    Où est la toilette?


    Hopefully that will be enough to get me somewhere. Let the battle of the bandysticks begin!! :D
  10. Launch Jedi Master

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    sorry to say, but if thats all you can say...J'ai parié que je puis parler meilleur français puis vous!


  11. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    I've never said that I know french!!

    *beats Launch in the head with her bandystick*
  12. Launch Jedi Master

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    OWECH!!

    I never said you did, I was talking to Lady Mara!!!!
  13. Launch Jedi Master

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    lol, thanks cb, i was starting to get quite a lump...
  14. Uilmuteiz RSA Emeritus

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    well, I guess that has your supreme commander, I will have to get in here now.

    First things first:
    Cristallia, thank's a lot for holding on to me Joseph and Poobah, I think we will all remember that.

    DLM: nice french, you will get somewhere with that..oh you will :)

    good job all of you but now I think is time we unveil our secret weapon..

    PUM PUM PUM PUM

    the

    maplesyruptimbitsmixershooterofincredibleevilnessandjusttomakesurewedontmissweevenaddedsomesuppergophervicepresidentofmonsffaswetinit


    //hears the sweds falling on their knee and starting to say their viking prayers//

    //AT60 takes the helm of the incredible weapon...Awaiting order sir//

    Canadian RSA: fire at will commander, they want maple syrup, they will get it.

    //AT60 press the trigger of the Bombardier made weapon//

    Hehehe, you wanted maple syrup, well we give you the good old

    SIROP DE POTEAU QUÉBÉCOIS

    which vagely translate has:

    CHEAP SYNTHETIC MAPLE SYRUP

    //swedes cannot belive their eyes, the sun has disappeared from over thei country and the next thing they know...

    SFFLUUSSHHHWWW

    they are covered from head to toe in Maple Cyrup (because it doesn't deserve to start with an S) and the cannot believe that it's actually raining timbits..in sweden... NOOOOOOO///

    HeHeHe good job commander, that will surely teach them a lesson.

    prepare the troops for a ground invasion I want all available beavers on red alert, tail ready to do some leathal slaping.

    and this is how once again, Quebec saved Canada... :)
  15. Launch Jedi Master

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    BRAVO!! I don't think we could have accomplished that without you!!
  16. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    But just so you know, I sneaked into the load so you have also catapulted me home again, beware!!!! [face_devil]
  17. Dom Jedi Master

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    Commander, are you sure the homing beacon was secured in the load? We've taken an awful risk sending her back.

    Mwah-ahaahhhhaaa [face_devil] Don't worry, they don't know about the poutine attack yet - we'll get them as soon as da Boss reaches the Swedish headquarters!
  18. bandykullan_ Jedi Knight

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    But I'm still here as a secret agent, running around and doing some sabotage!!!

    *puts a bandystick in the middle of the homing beacon receiver*
  19. Dom Jedi Master

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    You dirty spy. We have lost the trace of Big Bossa Obi-Anne for now, but you won't get away that easily

    //Pour a bucketfull of Poutine on the spy

    Now all that melted cheese should occupy you for a while...
  20. Launch Jedi Master

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    i bet hes just going to eat it Dom

    //pops another frie dripping in gravy and cheese into her mouth.
  21. Dom Jedi Master

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    LOL! Making them eat it, now that's cruel!

    I don't think even their aquavit would help them dissolve that mass stucked in their stomach... let's go on with that and finish the training of our sneaky baby seals armies (Europeans would never hit a baby seal - no, no, no - but that won't stop the little buggers from biting them and eating all their fish).


  22. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Actually I think you are allowed to kill some seals in Swedish waters, or we could just call on our Norwegian friends.
  23. bandykullan_ Jedi Knight

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    Ooops I'm stuck!

    *tastes a mouthful*

    Hmm, this tastes good!

    *eats another mouthful*


    No, it doesn't but if I have to eat it I will eat it in order to get free.
  24. Launch Jedi Master

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    :eek: why would you kill the poor seals!!

    actully, poutines are very good :D im surprised he would waste a whole bucket of it!
  25. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    Get my name right!!!!!!

    //hits Launch with an oversized ######
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