Chic, IL Capricon XXI

Too rough, on a chick from St. Louis? Is that possible?

or

Too rough? I thought St. Louis was in the Show-Me state?

or

JJ being a little rough? I'm surprised the bastard showed any life at all!

or

JJ - A little rough on jedigal? What will be rougher is to get the smile off her face!

 

A valiant effort, mysterious stranger, but it's just not the same with this freak-ass Care Bears color scheme...

-Le Penguin
"Hey, they stole our idea!"

 

I most agree with you, French-like Spheniscus demersus.

 

You'll never believe this, but I think I get it now!!! I only looked up to my last post and not my second to last post which is the one where I wondered about arm-cuttings-off.

SO:
JJ, thanks for clearing that up!

NotJJ, go wash your mind out with soap!
And I'm not EVEN going to ask about the Sphlendiferus Demicterus or whatever.

JAuto, it is good to know that there is one lone member of our gender who is willing to come to the defense of JJ, who would otherwise be left hanging...

LP, your clever wit and commentary has been sorely missed lately! Nice to see ya on forum again.

I wonder what will be cut off of who in Episode 2? In 4 the wolfman lost his arm, in 5 the wampa lost an arm and Luke lost a hand, in 6 Vader lost a hand that he'd apparently already lost once before, and in 1 Darth Maul lost everything!

Capricon, T-21 and counting!

 

Van Gogh lost an ear. Lt. Dan lost both legs. Captain Hook lost a hand. Rick Allen lost an arm.

I don't have a point.....really.

 

Go back and watch A New Hope, right now!!!! Ponda is the walrus man. Lak Sivrak is the wolfman who keeps his limbs (until he crashes on Endor).

 

WHEN IS CAPRICON?

 

February 8 - 11

 

Yes, Josh, and you should GET YOUR @SS OVER TO CHI for it!!!

South Bend is MUCH closer than St. Louis!

If I can get there, so can you!

um.... Erica, if I continue to be so woefully ignorant about important SW info, will I have to be spanked?

 

I don't give that stuff away for free, sweetheart.

 

Believe me - she don't. I had to take out a second mortgage!

 

JJ, you probably had to pay extra b/c you're so.... um, nemmind.

Femme, I can pay in the best currency: pickles! (Claussen even)

 

+++ I can pay in the best currency: pickles!+++

I...

No, no. Never mind.

Le_Penguin
"Have you been up all night eating cheese!?"

 

Punk's gettin' weak in his old age. Hell, I'll say it:

Let me know when she pays you, and I'll help ya find a place to store them. Depending on the current pickles-to-dollars exchange rate, things could get very interesting.

-Professor Murder
"I think I'm blind."

 

T-10!!!!!!

 

Spheniscus n : type genus of the Spheniscidae: jackass penguins

 

Well stated Hoser-boy.

 

Bite me poodle pumper.

 

Congrats, Mav. Eight years of using Le_Penguin for an email address/screen name , and this is the first time anyone's brought up the noble (but admittedly goofy-lookin') Jackass Penguin.

Personally, I liken myself to the Emperor or Humbolt penguins, but it's all in the family.

-Le Penguin
"...all while humming the melody of 'Honky Tonk Woman.' "

 

Hey - I brought it up first, bulb-boy.

 

Hey, quit stealin the spotlight you half witted can't-use-one-name-on-the-forum whining, no good, scruffy lookin nerf herder.

 

Damn, N_JJ, you got 'faced!

Guess you gotta leard the hard way: _Never_ mess wit' a man that live that close to Gary, Indiana and still live through the fumes.

-Professor Murder
"I'm a sucker for cornrows,
An' tha manicured toes..."

 

And YOU...a gutless brainless "Lighting Technician!" What makes you so special, eh? I change light bulbs all the time; does that make ME a lighting technician?? Well? Sure, you saw the actual Star Destroyer before any of us. Whoop de-do. You still let a flood light burn out over the TIE Pilot. Remember that? Darkness, the antithesis of your so-called "profession." So, don't try to scare us with your illuminating ways, Lord_Penguin. Your sad devotion to that awkward trade hasn't helped you conjure up better punch lines, or given you clairvoyance enough to know when you've pushed an Indiana boy too far.

 

Did you have a bad weekend, too, or did you just find a bug in your McMuffin?

-Le Penguin
"Hooray for tha freak parties."

 

Oh, sure. Blame it on my muffin. If a postal worker has a "bad day" and blows a few heads off, it's considered normal. But when a SysAdmin makes a few quick remarks, he's just gone psycho. That's some double standard.