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Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    I was soooo hoping for 50,000 volts to the nipples. lolol Now that would be magical!
     
  2. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001

    That was mine... :(
     
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  3. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    I liked the Angelheaded hipsters. :p

    Anyway, another point for BF2K1!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -5
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -3
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -5
    11. Point Given -3
    12. Todd the Jedi -2

    The next black card is:

    How am I maintaining my relationship status?

    tom is judging. White cards will be out within minutes.
     
  4. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    The erection one would have won my point.
     
  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Eeth loves hard ****.
     
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  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    i have the perfect card for this. god hates me.
     
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  7. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    I had to ultimately decide between two decent choices, one being slightly more esoteric so I used the other one...
     
  8. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  9. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    That'll be 24 hours up, so as long as Ophelia isn't out partying again, we should be good to go....
     
  10. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    Actually I was at a church group meeting.

    No wait, that sounds lame.

    I was at a very, very hard-core, partying-ass . . . rockin' . . . church group meeting!!! >.<

    I go every Wednesday night, so there's that.

    And here are the choices for:

    How am I maintaining my relationship status?

    Half-assed foreplay
    Dorito breath
    Being on fire
    A salty surprise
    Smoking crack, for instance
    The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction
    Shaft
    Praying the gay away
    A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans
    Tripping balls
    Stockholm syndrome

    tom is judging.
     
  11. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    i'll go with dorito breath.
     
  12. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    dp ties tom! No, wait, that's bad fanfic. dp and tom are tied! No that's no better. :(

    Erm, they both have 6.

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -5
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -3
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -3
    12. Todd the Jedi -2

    Next black card:

    _______. It's a trap!

    Xeiah is judging. New white cards will be out in a minute.
     
  13. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Wooooooooooooo! I think my second choice may also have won, but still...
     
  14. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Tom, meet dp. THAT's how one maintains their relationship status.
     
  15. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Is this what leads to the tying up?
     
  16. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Piggy-backing ophelia's joke, ftl.
     
  17. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Meeeeow.
     
  18. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
  19. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    It's better than watching two middle-aged droids fight. That's what it sounds like when doves cry.
     
  20. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Are we fighting? :(
     
  21. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Middle-age droid make-up sex later on tonight.
     
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  22. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    It's like a Niles/Frasier slappy-fight... so no, not really. :p

    Totes mcgotes (said in a James Earl Jones voice)
     
  23. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    I won't mention the ropes, Dave, or Kristie will rage again.
     
  24. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    You nearly made me choke on my soda.

    DAMN YOUUUUU
     
  25. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    That was rage?