Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    I was soooo hoping for 50,000 volts to the nipples. lolol Now that would be magical!
  2. dp4m Chosen One

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    That was mine... :(
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  3. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    I liked the Angelheaded hipsters. :p

    Anyway, another point for BF2K1!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -5
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -3
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -5
    11. Point Given -3
    12. Todd the Jedi -2

    The next black card is:

    How am I maintaining my relationship status?

    tom is judging. White cards will be out within minutes.
  4. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    The erection one would have won my point.
  5. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Eeth loves hard ****.
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  6. tom Chosen One

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    i have the perfect card for this. god hates me.
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  7. dp4m Chosen One

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    I had to ultimately decide between two decent choices, one being slightly more esoteric so I used the other one...
  8. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  9. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    That'll be 24 hours up, so as long as Ophelia isn't out partying again, we should be good to go....
    Last edited by jp-30, Mar 19, 2014
  10. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Actually I was at a church group meeting.

    No wait, that sounds lame.

    I was at a very, very hard-core, partying-ass . . . rockin' . . . church group meeting!!! >.<

    I go every Wednesday night, so there's that.

    And here are the choices for:

    How am I maintaining my relationship status?

    Half-assed foreplay
    Dorito breath
    Being on fire
    A salty surprise
    Smoking crack, for instance
    The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction
    Shaft
    Praying the gay away
    A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans
    Tripping balls
    Stockholm syndrome

    tom is judging.
  11. tom Chosen One

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    i'll go with dorito breath.
  12. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    dp ties tom! No, wait, that's bad fanfic. dp and tom are tied! No that's no better. :(

    Erm, they both have 6.

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -5
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -3
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -3
    12. Todd the Jedi -2

    Next black card:

    _______. It's a trap!

    Xeiah is judging. New white cards will be out in a minute.
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  13. dp4m Chosen One

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    Wooooooooooooo! I think my second choice may also have won, but still...
  14. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Tom, meet dp. THAT's how one maintains their relationship status.
  15. dp4m Chosen One

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    Is this what leads to the tying up?
  16. harpua Chosen One

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    Piggy-backing ophelia's joke, ftl.
  17. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  18. harpua Chosen One

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  19. dp4m Chosen One

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    It's better than watching two middle-aged droids fight. That's what it sounds like when doves cry.
  20. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  21. harpua Chosen One

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    Middle-age droid make-up sex later on tonight.
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  22. dp4m Chosen One

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    It's like a Niles/Frasier slappy-fight... so no, not really. :p

    Totes mcgotes (said in a James Earl Jones voice)
    Last edited by dp4m, Mar 20, 2014
  23. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I won't mention the ropes, Dave, or Kristie will rage again.
  24. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    You nearly made me choke on my soda.

    DAMN YOUUUUU
  25. harpua Chosen One

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    That was rage?