Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    To be fair, I don't know what it was you were doing.
  2. harpua Chosen One

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    Mar 12, 2005
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    Typing words onto a screen and posting them for others to read.
  3. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  4. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for

    _______. It's a trap!

    Crippling debt
    The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China
    My sex dungeon
    A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry
    Exchanging pleasantries
    What Jesus would do
    Glenn Beck catching his nipple on a curtain hook
    Playing sports
    The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's
    A kiss on the lips
    Drinking responsibly

    @Xeiah is judging.
  5. dp4m Chosen One

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    One of those made me "l o l out loud..." as Monk would say...
  6. Xeiah Force Ghost

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    These are all really good! So many...so true... But the truest of them all would have to be My sex dungeon.
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  7. dp4m Chosen One

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    "What Jesus would do" would have been my winner, so good on ya to whomever played that...
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  8. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    BF2K1 gets 6!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -6
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -3
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -3
    12. Todd the Jedi -2
    Next black card:

    Coming to Broadway this season, _________: The Musical.


    Boba_Fett is judging. Will get white cards out ASAP.
    Last edited by ophelia, Mar 20, 2014
  9. Todd the Jedi Mod and Inquisitor of SWTV

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    Damn, I have so many good ones for this. It's hard to choose the funniest/best!
  10. dp4m Chosen One

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    This was a harder one due to B_F_2001 judging... couple of good options...
  11. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Jesus was mine :(
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  12. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    He still can be if you devote your life to Him.
  13. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    That's two points I've gotten from you. Keep it up!
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  14. dp4m Chosen One

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    ... is what she said in her sex dungeon...
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  15. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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  16. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Okay, here are the choices for:

    Coming to Broadway this season, _________: The Musical.

    Africa
    MechaHitler
    Getting into her pants, politely
    A lifetime of sadness
    Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon
    Euphoriaâ„¢ by Calvin Klein
    Dead babies
    Dying of dysentery
    Incest
    Tom Cruise

    @Boba_Fett_2001 is judging.
  17. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    May 25, 2001
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    I feel confident he's going to pick me for a 3rd time.
  18. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Dec 11, 2000
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  19. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  20. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Todd now has 3!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -6
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -3
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -3
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ________.
    Eeth is judging. White cards going out ASAP!
  21. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for:

    While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ________.

    All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99
    American Gladiator
    A nuanced critique
    Surprise sex!
    Party Mexicans
    Riding off into the sunset
    10 Incredible Facts about the Anus
    A fart
    Almost giving money to a homeless person
    Charisma

    @Eeth-my-Koth is judging.
  22. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    May 25, 2001
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    You guys, these are all terrible.
    10 incredible facts about the anus is the best of the bunch.
  23. dp4m Chosen One

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    Mine was clearly the best choice because of the double-meaning as well as the stupid-Brown people component!!!

    But... what you chose was not mine. :(
  24. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    A fourth point for Pointy G!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -6
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -3
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ________ to the people of Haiti.

    jp is judging. White cards are on the way!
  25. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Jul 7, 2000
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    I chuckled at All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.