Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Well, it's been 24 hours, but I only have 8 out of 11 responses. I figured I'd up the thread and leave it a little longer, in hopes of shaking loose a couple more white cards.
  2. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Whoops! Just got my card in.
  3. Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost

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    Who are the other culprits? Show yourselves!
  4. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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  5. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Okay, here are the choices for:

    After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ________ to the people of Haiti.

    A drive-by shooting
    Khakis
    White people
    The folly of man
    The Hustle
    Child Protective Services
    A Super Soakerâ„¢ full of cat pee
    An erection that lasts longer than 4 hours
    Ambiguous sarcasm
    Oncoming traffic
    Jewish fraternities

    @jp-30 is judging.
  6. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Pretty terrible all round.

    Ambiguous sarcasm, though, was hilarious.
  7. harpua Chosen One

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  8. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    (it was actually pretty awful too, I was trying out my ambiguous sarcasm).
  9. epic Ex Mod

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    Comfortable standout there
  10. tom Force Ghost

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    i thought "khakis" was pretty good.
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  11. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    It was in my top 3.
  12. harpua Chosen One

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    White people was okay, as well.
  13. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    A point for harpua!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -6
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -5
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    Next on ESPN2, the World Series of ________.


    Jello is judging. New white cards will be out within a few minutes.
    Last edited by ophelia, Mar 24, 2014
  14. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    Looking forward to seeing some Jellocentric responses.
  15. tom Force Ghost

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    i feel like mine would do better if anyone else was judging.
  16. harpua Chosen One

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    Yeah... I'm not very confident about mine.
  17. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  18. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    I think mine is the winner.
  19. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for:

    Next on ESPN2, the World Series of ________.

    Agriculture
    Pabst Blue Ribbon
    Unfathomable stupidity
    Taking off your Shirt
    Unquestioning obedience
    Quiche
    Hormone injections
    Attitude
    Racially-biased SAT questions
    Making a pouty face
    Puberty

    @GrandAdmiralJello is judging.
  20. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    These are terrible. I'm going to go with "unquestioning obedience" since I guess it's the closet thing to playing to the judge, but geez. :p
  21. tom Force Ghost

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    i thought hormone injections was clever because it fairly accurately describes the actual world series. but i also know you don't know anything about sports. oh well!
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  22. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Enderz has 6!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -6
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -6
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    The next black card is a pick 2:

    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _______ stuffed with ________.


    Ender Sai is judging. You should all have your white cards shortly!
    Last edited by ophelia, Mar 25, 2014
  23. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Good, Jello, goooooooooooood.
  24. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    I should have kept the dead babies card for this :(
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  25. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Gah. This Putin one... fail again.