Well, it's been 24 hours, but I only have 8 out of 11 responses. I figured I'd up the thread and leave it a little longer, in hopes of shaking loose a couple more white cards.
Okay, here are the choices for: After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ________ to the people of Haiti. A drive-by shooting Khakis White people The folly of man The Hustle Child Protective Services A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee An erection that lasts longer than 4 hours Ambiguous sarcasm Oncoming traffic Jewish fraternities @jp-30 is judging.
A point for harpua! 1. tom -6 2. Xeiah 3. Boba_Fett_2001 -6 4. Eeth-my-Koth -5 5. jp30 -4 6 GrandAdmiralJello -5 7. Ender Sai -5 8. harpua -4 9. Yodaminch -3 10. dp4m -6 11. Point Given -4 12. Todd the Jedi -3 Next black card: Next on ESPN2, the World Series of ________. Jello is judging. New white cards will be out within a few minutes.
Here are the choices for: Next on ESPN2, the World Series of ________. Agriculture Pabst Blue Ribbon Unfathomable stupidity Taking off your Shirt Unquestioning obedience Quiche Hormone injections Attitude Racially-biased SAT questions Making a pouty face Puberty @GrandAdmiralJello is judging.
These are terrible. I'm going to go with "unquestioning obedience" since I guess it's the closet thing to playing to the judge, but geez.
i thought hormone injections was clever because it fairly accurately describes the actual world series. but i also know you don't know anything about sports. oh well!
Enderz has 6! 1. tom -6 2. Xeiah 3. Boba_Fett_2001 -6 4. Eeth-my-Koth -5 5. jp30 -4 6 GrandAdmiralJello -5 7. Ender Sai -6 8. harpua -4 9. Yodaminch -3 10. dp4m -6 11. Point Given -4 12. Todd the Jedi -3 The next black card is a pick 2: Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _______ stuffed with ________. Ender Sai is judging. You should all have your white cards shortly!
