Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    May 25, 2001
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    I thought pouty face was a nice ode to every pic of jello ever. :(
  2. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    I thought he'd pick that one for sure! :confused:
  3. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for:

    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _______ stuffed with ________.

    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is carnies stuffed with demonic possession.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is soup that is too hot stuffed with Adderallâ„¢.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is the gays stuffed with the profoundly handicapped.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is space muffins stuffed with lactation.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is moral ambiguity stuffed with a windmill full of corpses.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is Michelle Obama's arms stuffed with roofies.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is effeminate surfboarders stuffed with figgy pudding.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is Bosnian chicken farmers stuffed with the forbidden fruit.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is panda sex stuffed with my collection of high-tech sex toys.
    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is one hundred Slim Jims stuffed with being marginalized.

    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is powerful thighs stuffed with a hopeless amount of spiders.

    @Ender Sai is judging.
  4. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  5. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Oh, also--does anybody have cards that they've been holding onto for a really long time, like since the game began? If so, would you be willing to exchange them? It's been brought to my attention that with going back to the main game cards, it would be possible to have two copies of the same card out there. I hadn't anticipated this, since it never occurred to me that we'd run out of white cards, what with 4 expansion sets and user-submitted cards.

    Another thing regarding the game going on as long as it has--I'm having surgery April 9, and will need a co-host to take care of the game for a few days while I recuperate. I'll have a mod put the request in the title. Sorry about that, it just hadn't occurred to me that the game would go on so long.

    Edit: if anyone not currently playing wants to co-host, PM me please. :)
    Last edited by ophelia, Mar 25, 2014
  6. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I wouldn't care if we took a few days break. It wouldn't be the same without you, ophelia.
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  7. tom Chosen One

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    i have one card that i've had since the beginning but i'm saving it.
  8. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Could you let me know which one it is, so I don't send it out again?
  9. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I hope someone else gets it and plays it a the same time.

    And you both lose.
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  10. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    "Black jewish hitler babies with AIDS"
  11. Yodaminch Force Ghost

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    Wouldn't bother me either. I'll be at a conference and then Disney during that time.
  12. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Maybe for future games it should be first to get 5 points wins? It pretty much took a month for someone to get 5 points in this current game which seems like the right amount of time before starting a new one.
    Last edited by Boba_Fett_2001, Mar 25, 2014
  13. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    I'm fine with taking a game break until you recuperate.
  14. harpua Chosen One

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    Mar 12, 2005
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    Yeah... a break is totally fine with me, as well. Take all the time you need to recover.
  15. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    As Jaypee said, what terrible answers. I'm going with "Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is Bosnian chicken farmers stuffed with the forbidden fruit" only because take THAT, Serbia.
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  16. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    BF2K1 is in the lead!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -7
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -6
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card is:

    But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _________.

    harpua is judging. New white cards are going out shortly.

    And yeah, playing to 5 would have been a better idea, in retrospect. I just had no idea how long the game would take. Also if people don't mind a hiatus, that would be great. :)
    Last edited by ophelia, Mar 25, 2014
  17. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I think a 3, 2, 1 point system for the top 3 answers would be better. Then consistency is rewarded, even if not always being #1. Could set limit at 15 or 20 points.
  18. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    You're probably right. I think they did something like that for Apples to Apples last time. I admit I briefly considered something like it for this game, but then decided the math would be too hard. :p
  19. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for:

    But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _________.

    A middle-aged man on roller skates
    Tasteful sideboob
    The heart of a child
    Ronald Reagan
    Full frontal nudity
    A Bop Itâ„¢
    A shotgun wedding
    Saxophone solos
    Oversized lollipops
    That thing that electrocutes your abs

    @harpua is judging.
  20. harpua Chosen One

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    Mar 12, 2005
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    The past few turns have been full of stinkers.

    I'll go with tasteful sideboob.
  21. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Another point for Eeth!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -7
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -6
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -6
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -6
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    What gives me uncontrollable gas?

    Yodaminch is judging. White cards are on their way!
  22. Xeiah Force Ghost

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    Sep 5, 2002
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    Another thing regarding the game going on as long as it has--I'm having surgery April 9, and will need a co-host to take care of the game for a few days while I recuperate. I'll have a mod put the request in the title. Sorry about that, it just hadn't occurred to me that the game would go on so long.

    I will also be gone for this reason (Helping O recuperate) so if someone wants my spot at that time that would be just dandy :)
  23. Xeiah Force Ghost

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    Also, my edit feature has never seemed to work here, so forgive my crappy posting please. :)
  24. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    We could just end the game on April 8 if it's still going, highest points wins.
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  25. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    May 25, 2001
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    Yes I agree. End it when O leaves. If it's a tie, first player who reached that number is the winner.
  26. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Dec 11, 2000
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    Picking my cards for the next three rounds would be the fastest way.
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