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Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    My cousin and I used to play "Mad Scientist" and torture stuffed animals. Good times. Builds character. :)

    Also, here are the choices for:

    What do old people smell like?

    Repression
    Dying
    The Jews
    Grandma
    Uppercuts
    John Wilkes Booth
    Seduction
    A hot mess
    Masturbation


    dp4m is judging.
     
  2. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Jews? Seriously?
     
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  3. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Wow... that's just a wee bit offensive.
     
  4. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, it's just pandering. Even though David made it clear he would only be pandered to if it made sense. Though I guess if you have that card you might as well throw it out while he's judging and pray to G-d it sticks.
     
  5. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Yeah, it's pandering, but David has made it pretty clear that he enjoys being pandered to. :p

    I just think the card is kind of offensive.
     
  6. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well then, they did something right.
     
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  7. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Oh, and I did find the eyes deep in the back of his closet. His explanation was that he's now too old to keep them. lol... why he couldn't have just told me that, I have no idea. So dramatic. :p
     
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  8. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    What do old people smell like?

    Repression
    Dying
    The Jews
    Grandma
    Uppercuts
    John Wilkes Booth
    Seduction
    A hot mess
    Masturbation

    Clearly they smell like Dying...

    Honorable mention to "Masturbation" though. Good job with the fetish answer!

    PS - Auschwitz would have been the auto-win there. The Jews isn't a pander card in this scenario (Jewish Fraternities OTOH...)
     
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  9. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    It was a desperate reach. Love that it offended. Hahaha! That is almost like win in itself.
     
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  10. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Yeah, I tend not to find anything offensive in a "Cards Against Humanity" scenario... :p
     
  11. mavjade

    mavjade It's so FLUFFY! Fanfic Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I've always thought the point of Cards Against Humanity was to offend, or I guess really to not get offended no matter what.

    That's why in my house when we meet each others friends/coworkers the first thing we do is play CAH. Nothing says "Nice to meet you" like trying to offend someone.
     
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  12. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    BF2K1 racks up 8 points!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -6
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -6
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    The class field trip was completely ruined by _________.


    Pointy G is judging. Getting white cards out ASAP!
     
  13. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Dammit, curse my fair judging! I am now not tied for the lead!
     
  14. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    Excellent! We can do this guys. :)
     
  15. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I have to say it's kinda cool that BF2k1 is winning now when not so long ago it was him, PG, and I in dead last with 0 :p
     
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  16. Xeiah

    Xeiah Jedi Master star 1

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    You finally got a piece of the pie! (Full of stabbed put stuffed animal eyes? )
     
  17. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Ignore my sister. She's completely out of her mind. :p

    And here are the choices for:

    The class field trip was completely ruined by _________.

    Spontaneous human combustion
    Sexy pillow fights
    Genghis Khan
    Panda Sex
    Steamy Prison Sex
    Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor
    Barack Obama
    Team-building exercises
    All my friends dying
    Sniffing glue
    The KKK

    Point Given is judging.
     
  18. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Much better round y'all.
     
  19. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Barack Obama. Thanks Obama!
     
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  20. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    lol well played whoever submitted that one
     
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  21. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Definitely well played!

    And ophelia -- your sister was about 4 days late with a Jeffersons reference.
     
  22. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    "All my friends dying" was pretty good too.
     
  23. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    thanks. :(
     
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  24. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I was hoping 'Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor'.

    That is a vivid and unpleasant memory from my childhood. :p
     
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  25. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    I would have gone with "All my friends dying," myself.

    But never mind, because Enderz has seven points!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -6
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ________.

    Todd is judging. Give me a few minutes on the white cards. You should have them shortly, though.