Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    My cousin and I used to play "Mad Scientist" and torture stuffed animals. Good times. Builds character. :)

    Also, here are the choices for:

    What do old people smell like?

    Repression
    Dying
    The Jews
    Grandma
    Uppercuts
    John Wilkes Booth
    Seduction
    A hot mess
    Masturbation


    @dp4m is judging.
  2. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    The Jews? Seriously?
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  3. harpua Chosen One

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    Wow... that's just a wee bit offensive.
  4. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    No, it's just pandering. Even though David made it clear he would only be pandered to if it made sense. Though I guess if you have that card you might as well throw it out while he's judging and pray to G-d it sticks.
  5. harpua Chosen One

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    Yeah, it's pandering, but David has made it pretty clear that he enjoys being pandered to. :p

    I just think the card is kind of offensive.
  6. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Well then, they did something right.
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  7. harpua Chosen One

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    Oh, and I did find the eyes deep in the back of his closet. His explanation was that he's now too old to keep them. lol... why he couldn't have just told me that, I have no idea. So dramatic. :p
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  8. dp4m Chosen One

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    What do old people smell like?

    Repression
    Dying
    The Jews
    Grandma
    Uppercuts
    John Wilkes Booth
    Seduction
    A hot mess
    Masturbation

    Clearly they smell like Dying...

    Honorable mention to "Masturbation" though. Good job with the fetish answer!

    PS - Auschwitz would have been the auto-win there. The Jews isn't a pander card in this scenario (Jewish Fraternities OTOH...)
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  9. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    It was a desperate reach. Love that it offended. Hahaha! That is almost like win in itself.
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  10. dp4m Chosen One

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    Yeah, I tend not to find anything offensive in a "Cards Against Humanity" scenario... :p
  11. mavjade It's so FLUFFY Fanfic & New Movies Manager

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    I've always thought the point of Cards Against Humanity was to offend, or I guess really to not get offended no matter what.

    That's why in my house when we meet each others friends/coworkers the first thing we do is play CAH. Nothing says "Nice to meet you" like trying to offend someone.
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  12. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    BF2K1 racks up 8 points!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -6
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -6
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    The class field trip was completely ruined by _________.


    Pointy G is judging. Getting white cards out ASAP!
    Last edited by ophelia, Mar 29, 2014
  13. dp4m Chosen One

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    Dammit, curse my fair judging! I am now not tied for the lead!
  14. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Excellent! We can do this guys. :)
  15. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    I have to say it's kinda cool that BF2k1 is winning now when not so long ago it was him, PG, and I in dead last with 0 :p
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  16. Xeiah Force Ghost

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    You finally got a piece of the pie! (Full of stabbed put stuffed animal eyes? )
  17. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Ignore my sister. She's completely out of her mind. :p

    And here are the choices for:

    The class field trip was completely ruined by _________.

    Spontaneous human combustion
    Sexy pillow fights
    Genghis Khan
    Panda Sex
    Steamy Prison Sex
    Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor
    Barack Obama
    Team-building exercises
    All my friends dying
    Sniffing glue
    The KKK

    @Point Given is judging.
  18. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Much better round y'all.
  19. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Barack Obama. Thanks Obama!
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  20. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    lol well played whoever submitted that one
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  21. dp4m Chosen One

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    Definitely well played!

    And ophelia -- your sister was about 4 days late with a Jeffersons reference.
  22. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    "All my friends dying" was pretty good too.
  23. tom Chosen One

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  24. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    I was hoping 'Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor'.

    That is a vivid and unpleasant memory from my childhood. :p
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  25. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    I would have gone with "All my friends dying," myself.

    But never mind, because Enderz has seven points!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -6
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ________.

    Todd is judging. Give me a few minutes on the white cards. You should have them shortly, though.