Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

My cousin and I used to play "Mad Scientist" and torture stuffed animals. Good times. Builds character.

Also, here are the choices for:

What do old people smell like?

Repression
Dying
The Jews
Grandma
Uppercuts
John Wilkes Booth
Seduction
A hot mess
Masturbation


dp4m is judging.

 

The Jews? Seriously?

 

Wow... that's just a wee bit offensive.

 

No, it's just pandering. Even though David made it clear he would only be pandered to if it made sense. Though I guess if you have that card you might as well throw it out while he's judging and pray to G-d it sticks.

 

Yeah, it's pandering, but David has made it pretty clear that he enjoys being pandered to.

I just think the card is kind of offensive.

 

Well then, they did something right.

 

Oh, and I did find the eyes deep in the back of his closet. His explanation was that he's now too old to keep them. lol... why he couldn't have just told me that, I have no idea. So dramatic.

 

What do old people smell like?

Repression
Dying
The Jews
Grandma
Uppercuts
John Wilkes Booth
Seduction
A hot mess
Masturbation

Clearly they smell like Dying...

Honorable mention to "Masturbation" though. Good job with the fetish answer!

PS - Auschwitz would have been the auto-win there. The Jews isn't a pander card in this scenario (Jewish Fraternities OTOH...)

 

It was a desperate reach. Love that it offended. Hahaha! That is almost like win in itself.

 

Yeah, I tend not to find anything offensive in a "Cards Against Humanity" scenario...

 

I've always thought the point of Cards Against Humanity was to offend, or I guess really to not get offended no matter what.

That's why in my house when we meet each others friends/coworkers the first thing we do is play CAH. Nothing says "Nice to meet you" like trying to offend someone.

 

BF2K1 racks up 8 points!

1. tom -6
2. Xeiah
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
4. Eeth-my-Koth -6
5. jp30 -4
6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
7. Ender Sai -6
8. harpua -4
9. Yodaminch -3
10. dp4m -7
11. Point Given -4
12. Todd the Jedi -3

Next black card:

The class field trip was completely ruined by _________.


Pointy G is judging. Getting white cards out ASAP!

 

Dammit, curse my fair judging! I am now not tied for the lead!

 

Excellent! We can do this guys.

 

You finally got a piece of the pie! (Full of stabbed put stuffed animal eyes? )

 

Ignore my sister. She's completely out of her mind.

And here are the choices for:

The class field trip was completely ruined by _________.

Spontaneous human combustion
Sexy pillow fights
Genghis Khan
Panda Sex
Steamy Prison Sex
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor
Barack Obama
Team-building exercises
All my friends dying
Sniffing glue
The KKK

Point Given is judging.

 

Much better round y'all.

 

lol well played whoever submitted that one

 

Definitely well played!

And ophelia -- your sister was about 4 days late with a Jeffersons reference.

 

"All my friends dying" was pretty good too.

 

thanks.

 

I would have gone with "All my friends dying," myself.

But never mind, because Enderz has seven points!

1. tom -6
2. Xeiah
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
4. Eeth-my-Koth -6
5. jp30 -4
6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
7. Ender Sai -7
8. harpua -4
9. Yodaminch -3
10. dp4m -7
11. Point Given -4
12. Todd the Jedi -3

Next black card:

When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ________.

Todd is judging. Give me a few minutes on the white cards. You should have them shortly, though.