Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    dangit, now i wish i wouldn't have completely wasted my "saxophone solos" card.
  2. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    Or black people?

    #bringingitback
  3. dp4m JC Comic Draft Champ/Zack Snyder Is My Homeboy

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    Nov 8, 2001
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    I wish I were judging this one!
  4. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Jun 25, 2002
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    Here are the choices for:

    When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ________.

    Falling into the toilet
    Sunshine and Rainbows
    Teenage pregnancy
    Bees?
    Passable transvestites
    Sarah Palin
    Natural selection
    Mouth herpes
    Dead parents
    A surprising amount of hair

    @Todd the Jedi is judging.
    Last edited by ophelia, Mar 31, 2014
  5. GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin + Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    well, I know what I'd pick.
  6. Todd the Jedi Mod and Inquisitor of SWTV

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    Falling into the toilet, since that sounds way more unpleasant than locusts.
  7. tom Chosen One

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    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    :(

    at least i had jello's vote.
  8. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    May 25, 2001
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    Huzzzzzzah! Today has been an all around win day for me in game threads. :)
  9. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Seven points for Eeth!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    What's my secret power?

    tom is judging. I'll get new white cards out ASAP!
  10. GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin + Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Were you Bees?
  11. tom Chosen One

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    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
  12. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Jun 25, 2002
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    Here are the choices for:

    What's my secret power?

    Genital piercings
    Mad hacky-sack skills
    Being a mother****ing sorcerer
    The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East
    A really cool hat
    Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart
    Spectacular abs
    Teaching a robot to love
    An Oedipus complex
    Assless chaps

    tom is judging.
  13. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  14. tom Chosen One

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    tough, but i'm going with mad hacky-sack skills.
  15. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    6 points for Jelloz!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -6
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    What's there a ton of in heaven?


    Xeiah is judging. I'll get new white cards out ASAP!
    Last edited by ophelia, Apr 1, 2014
  16. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    [face_flag] White people!
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  17. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Okay, here are the choices for:

    What's there a ton of in heaven?

    Intelligent Design
    Keg stands
    Vigorous jazz hands
    Porn stars
    A cooler full of organs
    Obesity
    Raptor attacks
    The Ubermensch
    Morgan Freeman's voice
    A big hoopla about nothing

    @Xeiah is judging.
    Last edited by ophelia, Apr 2, 2014
  18. Xeiah Jedi Master

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    Sep 5, 2002
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    Jazz hands! the answer is always jazz hands.
  19. tom Chosen One

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    Mar 14, 2004
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  20. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Seven points for tom!

    1. tom -7
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -6
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?


    BF2K1 is judging. White cards are on their way!
    Last edited by ophelia, Apr 3, 2014
  21. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Sorry this is late. It completely slipped my mind. :(

    Here are the choices for:

    What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

    Edible underpants
    Drunkenly texting your ex
    Amputees
    Erectile dysfunction
    Nazis
    Three and a half babies
    Justifiable homicide
    3 months in the hole
    Rising from the Grave
    A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world

    @Boba_Fett_2001 is judging.
  22. Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost

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    Dec 11, 2000
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    Ehh not a great round. I'll go with Amputees.
  23. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Seven points for Iellol!

    1. tom -7
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -7
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card is a pick 2:

    I never fully understood _________ until I encountered __________.


    Eeth is judging. I'll get new white cards out within a few minutes.
    Last edited by ophelia, Apr 5, 2014
  24. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for:

    I never fully understood _________ until I encountered __________.

    I never fully understood my sex life until I encountered necrophilia.

    I never fully understood The Virginia Tech Massacre until I encountered ethnic cleansing.

    I never fully understood women's suffrage until I encountered party poopers.

    I never fully understood the American Dream until I encountered not giving a **** about the Third World.

    I never fully understood old people smell until I encountered Darth Vader.

    I never fully understood children on leashes until I encountered sugar madness.

    I never fully understood three consecutive seconds of happiness until I encountered sniffing glue.

    I never fully understood all the single ladies until I encountered Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.

    I never fully understood farting and walking away until I encountered the Ooze.

    I never fully understood Michael Jackson until I encountered the chronic.

    @Eeth-my-Koth is judging.
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  25. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    May 25, 2001
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    When in doubt, necrophilia.