Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    dangit, now i wish i wouldn't have completely wasted my "saxophone solos" card.
  2. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    Or black people?

    #bringingitback
  3. dp4m Chosen One

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    Nov 8, 2001
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    I wish I were judging this one!
  4. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for:

    When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ________.

    Falling into the toilet
    Sunshine and Rainbows
    Teenage pregnancy
    Bees?
    Passable transvestites
    Sarah Palin
    Natural selection
    Mouth herpes
    Dead parents
    A surprising amount of hair

    @Todd the Jedi is judging.
    Last edited by ophelia, Mar 31, 2014
  5. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    well, I know what I'd pick.
  6. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV - Vacationing and stuff

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    Falling into the toilet, since that sounds way more unpleasant than locusts.
  7. tom Chosen One

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    :(

    at least i had jello's vote.
  8. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Huzzzzzzah! Today has been an all around win day for me in game threads. :)
  9. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Seven points for Eeth!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    What's my secret power?

    tom is judging. I'll get new white cards out ASAP!
  10. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Were you Bees?
  11. tom Chosen One

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  12. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for:

    What's my secret power?

    Genital piercings
    Mad hacky-sack skills
    Being a mother****ing sorcerer
    The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East
    A really cool hat
    Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart
    Spectacular abs
    Teaching a robot to love
    An Oedipus complex
    Assless chaps

    tom is judging.
  13. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  14. tom Chosen One

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    tough, but i'm going with mad hacky-sack skills.
  15. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    6 points for Jelloz!

    1. tom -6
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -6
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    What's there a ton of in heaven?


    Xeiah is judging. I'll get new white cards out ASAP!
    Last edited by ophelia, Apr 1, 2014
  16. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    [face_flag] White people!
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  17. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Okay, here are the choices for:

    What's there a ton of in heaven?

    Intelligent Design
    Keg stands
    Vigorous jazz hands
    Porn stars
    A cooler full of organs
    Obesity
    Raptor attacks
    The Ubermensch
    Morgan Freeman's voice
    A big hoopla about nothing

    @Xeiah is judging.
    Last edited by ophelia, Apr 2, 2014
  18. Xeiah Force Ghost

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    Jazz hands! the answer is always jazz hands.
  19. tom Chosen One

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  20. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Seven points for tom!

    1. tom -7
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -6
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card:

    What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?


    BF2K1 is judging. White cards are on their way!
    Last edited by ophelia, Apr 3, 2014
  21. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Sorry this is late. It completely slipped my mind. :(

    Here are the choices for:

    What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

    Edible underpants
    Drunkenly texting your ex
    Amputees
    Erectile dysfunction
    Nazis
    Three and a half babies
    Justifiable homicide
    3 months in the hole
    Rising from the Grave
    A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world

    @Boba_Fett_2001 is judging.
  22. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Ehh not a great round. I'll go with Amputees.
  23. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Seven points for Iellol!

    1. tom -7
    2. Xeiah
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
    4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
    5. jp30 -4
    6 GrandAdmiralJello -7
    7. Ender Sai -7
    8. harpua -4
    9. Yodaminch -3
    10. dp4m -7
    11. Point Given -4
    12. Todd the Jedi -3

    Next black card is a pick 2:

    I never fully understood _________ until I encountered __________.


    Eeth is judging. I'll get new white cards out within a few minutes.
    Last edited by ophelia, Apr 5, 2014
  24. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Here are the choices for:

    I never fully understood _________ until I encountered __________.

    I never fully understood my sex life until I encountered necrophilia.

    I never fully understood The Virginia Tech Massacre until I encountered ethnic cleansing.

    I never fully understood women's suffrage until I encountered party poopers.

    I never fully understood the American Dream until I encountered not giving a **** about the Third World.

    I never fully understood old people smell until I encountered Darth Vader.

    I never fully understood children on leashes until I encountered sugar madness.

    I never fully understood three consecutive seconds of happiness until I encountered sniffing glue.

    I never fully understood all the single ladies until I encountered Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.

    I never fully understood farting and walking away until I encountered the Ooze.

    I never fully understood Michael Jackson until I encountered the chronic.

    @Eeth-my-Koth is judging.
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  25. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    May 25, 2001
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    When in doubt, necrophilia.