Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Okay, here are the choices for:

    Josh Griffin sold his 1/3 of TF.N for ______.

    Assless chaps
    A big hoopla about nothing
    Being a mother****ing sorcerer
    A copy of the Economist, well used
    Pterodactyl eggs
    A defective condom
    the glass ceiling
    The Three-Fifths compromise

    A bag of magic beans
    @Ender Sai is judging.

  2. tom Chosen One

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    lol someone was just saving that economist answer for ender's turn.
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  3. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Being as how Josh was a Jesus freak, the answer should reflect that.

    Now, God after all, is a literal mother ****ing sorcerer but Christians get funny about people saying they're like God, so as good as that is, I have to say...

    ...the answer is obviously assless chaps.
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  4. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    dammit i hate this game

    next black card pls
  5. harpua Chosen One

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    Thank you, thank you. :p

    Assless chaps is a far better answer, though.
  6. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Josh Griffin sold his 1/3 of TF.N for assless chaps.

    Yodaminch wins this round.

    1. tom -2
    2. zapdos -1
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -1
    4. Eeth-my-Koth
    5. duende
    6. jp30 -1
    7 GrandAdmiralJello
    8. Ender Sai -1
    9. harpua -1
    10. Yodaminch -1
    11. dp4m
    12. Point Given

    Next black card:

    Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.

    Harpua is judging. I'll send out replacement white cards promptly.
  7. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Was yours the sorcerer one?
  8. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    no, mine was a defective condom. i thought it was of the same value as 1/3 of this place
    Last edited by Zapdos, Feb 13, 2014
  9. tom Chosen One

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    ahh, being a mother****ing sorcerer was so close!
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  10. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    I should have saved Lance Armstrong's missing testicle for this.
  11. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    I liked "Being a mother****ing sorcerer." If I was going to sell 1/3 of TFN, that's what I'd hold out for.
  12. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    It was a masterful stroke, but you had to remember that Josh <3s Jesus (but, in an overcompensatory way, would have to say NO HOMO about it). Since God is Jesus, and has magic powers such as walking on water, fast food production, and the ability to speak with dinosaurs he is also clearly a "mother****ing sorcerer". After all, God, who is Jesus, did impregnate Jesus' mother. Ewwwww.

    That kind of logic has no place in Josh's life, but assless chaps? How else is a girl meant to unwind?
    Last edited by Ender Sai, Feb 13, 2014
  13. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    The 3/5ths compromise I played because it's terrible, and I liked the use of fractions twice. If that was my user-submitted Economist answer suggestion, it had been somewhat censored. ;)
  14. harpua Chosen One

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    What did it originally say?
  15. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    A semen-stained copy of The Economist
  16. harpua Chosen One

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    Aw man... @ophelia why did you edit that??
  17. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Jello said I had to. :p
  18. harpua Chosen One

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    Last edited by harpua, Feb 13, 2014
  19. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    You can say it, it was just a little much. Well in the spirit of the original game, sure, but we at least have the sort of pretense that this place is somehow family-friendly or something. So I offered something that I thought was close to it without being as explicit.
  20. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Absolutely, you were right to edit in a game in which I just awarded one of the primary drivers of the "boards must be family friendly" philosophy arseless chaps, implying he's a closeted homosexual.

    (To be fair, I think any hardcore Christian has more gay dreams than most because of how much effort they put into demonising homosexuality)

    Someone has thought of the children, and they are saved.
  21. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Will I ever win a round? :(
  22. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Hopefully. I predict everyone but dp4m will score a point.
  23. dp4m Chosen One

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    At this rate, yes... I thought I had a shot with the Josh Griffin one...
  24. Ender Sai Chosen One

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  25. dp4m Chosen One

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    A big hoopla about nothing. Which, other than [redacted], was one of the only things I thought might get me points for the nihilism.
  26. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Directness can sometimes help, my boy.