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Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Okay, here are the choices for:

    Josh Griffin sold his 1/3 of TF.N for ______.

    Assless chaps
    A big hoopla about nothing
    Being a mother****ing sorcerer
    A copy of the Economist, well used
    Pterodactyl eggs
    A defective condom
    the glass ceiling
    The Three-Fifths compromise

    A bag of magic beans
    Ender Sai is judging.

     
  2. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    lol someone was just saving that economist answer for ender's turn.
     
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  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Being as how Josh was a Jesus freak, the answer should reflect that.

    Now, God after all, is a literal mother ****ing sorcerer but Christians get funny about people saying they're like God, so as good as that is, I have to say...

    ...the answer is obviously assless chaps.
     
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  4. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    dammit i hate this game

    next black card pls
     
  5. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Thank you, thank you. :p

    Assless chaps is a far better answer, though.
     
  6. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Josh Griffin sold his 1/3 of TF.N for assless chaps.

    Yodaminch wins this round.

    1. tom -2
    2. zapdos -1
    3. Boba_Fett_2001 -1
    4. Eeth-my-Koth
    5. duende
    6. jp30 -1
    7 GrandAdmiralJello
    8. Ender Sai -1
    9. harpua -1
    10. Yodaminch -1
    11. dp4m
    12. Point Given

    Next black card:

    Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.

    Harpua is judging. I'll send out replacement white cards promptly.
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001

    Was yours the sorcerer one?
     
  8. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    no, mine was a defective condom. i thought it was of the same value as 1/3 of this place
     
  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    ahh, being a mother****ing sorcerer was so close!
     
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  10. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I should have saved Lance Armstrong's missing testicle for this.
     
  11. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    I liked "Being a mother****ing sorcerer." If I was going to sell 1/3 of TFN, that's what I'd hold out for.
     
  12. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    It was a masterful stroke, but you had to remember that Josh <3s Jesus (but, in an overcompensatory way, would have to say NO HOMO about it). Since God is Jesus, and has magic powers such as walking on water, fast food production, and the ability to speak with dinosaurs he is also clearly a "mother****ing sorcerer". After all, God, who is Jesus, did impregnate Jesus' mother. Ewwwww.

    That kind of logic has no place in Josh's life, but assless chaps? How else is a girl meant to unwind?
     
  13. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The 3/5ths compromise I played because it's terrible, and I liked the use of fractions twice. If that was my user-submitted Economist answer suggestion, it had been somewhat censored. ;)
     
  14. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    What did it originally say?
     
  15. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A semen-stained copy of The Economist
     
  16. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Aw man... ophelia why did you edit that??
     
  17. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jello said I had to. :p
     
  18. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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  19. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    You can say it, it was just a little much. Well in the spirit of the original game, sure, but we at least have the sort of pretense that this place is somehow family-friendly or something. So I offered something that I thought was close to it without being as explicit.
     
  20. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Absolutely, you were right to edit in a game in which I just awarded one of the primary drivers of the "boards must be family friendly" philosophy arseless chaps, implying he's a closeted homosexual.

    (To be fair, I think any hardcore Christian has more gay dreams than most because of how much effort they put into demonising homosexuality)

    Someone has thought of the children, and they are saved.
     
  21. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    Will I ever win a round? :(
     
  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Hopefully. I predict everyone but dp4m will score a point.
     
  23. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    At this rate, yes... I thought I had a shot with the Josh Griffin one...
     
  24. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    what was your answer?
     
  25. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    A big hoopla about nothing. Which, other than [redacted], was one of the only things I thought might get me points for the nihilism.
     
  26. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Directness can sometimes help, my boy.