Cass and LV's coming home party

Think Vanilla Sky Beffums

 

she was attractive, just had a personality bypass. So I did the only honourable thing.......

.slept with her and told her I'd call. Little did I know she had my number already. And she started ringing ex girlfriends of mine as well to "discuss" me.

 

You were pinned to your desk while he was doing it!!??

Was he invading you're personal airspace?

 

LOL @ Andy. Don't let Nemco get started on that.

Yes Rach, that was encouragement on your part.

 

Oh so it was Nemco who was the other person to say it? Freaky

And of course Chet, you meant to add something else onto that text you sent everyone the other night

 

yeah I did, but in my inebriated state I accidently pressed send instead of space. It's the key above on the T68.

 

Not quite airspace otherwise I'd have ended up with a face fulla ten pences but not far off...

I suppose me opening the Xmas card he sent me with "to a special friend" on the front encouraged him too, OA?

 

no but photocopying your (_!_) at the office party for him was very encouraging.

 

True. I knew it was a bad idea but hell, what else was I supposed to put on the front of my home made Xmas cards?

 

Well next time he walks into the room point and laugh at him...that should put him off

 

Well I think you should snap him up. When else are you going to get the chance to meet a guy who likes you this much and is so talented?

 

It's quite an unusual trick isn't it?

 

> Well next time he walks into the room point and laugh at him...that should put him off

Would it surprise you to know I've been doing exactly that for the past year? Think he thinks that I'm simply in denial

Perhaps OA's right...where else am I going to find anyone to love me - hairy back and all?

// smiles round the room with no teeth

Any takers?

 

I think with a dab of imac and a bit of make up we could make you into a princess

 

You think?

// gurns and combs moustache hair

 

//shudders.

Stop it. I keep picturing the lady in the red mac at the end of Don't Look Now.

Feckin scared the life out of me when I first watched it. I was about 7 years old.

 

Pardon Chet? I can't hear you

// jams ear trumpet in ear through hard wax

// leans closer

 

..and bet you were only watching it for the sex scene...

serves you right for watching a Nic Roag film at that age..

 

Excellent movie, though

 

in those days nobody cared about 18 certificates. And yet I didn't grow up to be a mass murderer.

ED://cops a grope of TTg as she leans closer.

 

// puts false teeth in

// screws wooden leg on

// winks @ Chet

 

you started a party without me!

 

//bursts out of cake for J's entrance.

 

LV it was a suprise party..Chet was supposed to be look out but he's been ogling peg legga again..

//Gives LV a piece of cake and glass of bubbley

 

See? Thats what happens when you wear cake pants