Abq Cast your own SW movie.. Lets have fun with this one..

Okay cast your own....And State why. here is who I have come up with so far....

1.Yoda--- Pat Morita(Mr Miagi) Obi-son focus power..
2.Anakin- Eminem talk about Anger and Agression.
3.Padame- Jessica Alba(Dark Angel)Skin Tight White Body suit, Chained to a Pilar..need I say more?
4.Chewy- Ozzy Osbourne, You cant understand either one when they talk but you love um to death.
5. C3P0- Pee-wee-Herman..Hey R2!!! I know you are but what Am I.. Why dont you take a picture it will last longer!!!
6.Mace Windu- ICE CUBE come on WE need a bad mo-fo to be powerful
7. Luke Skywalker- Freddie Prinze Jr. Cuz you hope he gets fat and old like Mark Hammil
8. Emperor- Geroge W. Bush Cuz he is gonna run his Empire to the Ground...
9.Ewoks- This little group of cholos I saw fighting outside my house the other day I swear they had sticks, rocks it was hilarious

 

LOL! That is a riot! I laughed so hard when I read the part about the Cholo Ewoks, I almost soiled myself!

I dont think I could top that casting list!

 

I think you've nailed it down perfectly!



Ozzy as Chewie...I can totally see that!

I have a spoof fanfic in which Anakin is Ozzy (Lord of Freakin' Darkness), Padme is Sharon, and Luke and Leia are Jack & Kelly. It's kinda weird, but I couldn't resist.

 

LOL I like the OZZY suggestion.

 

Okay more

Lando- Chris Tucker Id like to hear him scream like he did on Fifth Element.

Jaba- Rosie O'donnel Id love to choke her with a chain...