Cat Trouble (JA humor)

I think it is time for a post.

 

Sorry that I haven't been posting here lately.
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They finally got the cat off Obi-wan's braid after a long hard struggle with the cat.
"Qui-gon, I have just noticed that those two things don't have a name. When are you going two give those things names?" said Obi-wan as he drank some decaffeinated coffee.
?Hello? Is anybody home?" said Obi-wan as Qui-gon then answers.
Qui-gon then answered after a long pause, "Yeah, I guess we could . . . .um . . .um . . . um. I got it! We could name the black one . . . Eboney and the brown one . . . Lilliebrith! Yeah I'm good!!!!" Qui-gon said very happily as he repeated "Yeah I'm good, real good !
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I will post some more tomorrow so if you want to see more (as you guys wanted) see this tomorrow .
thanks for all your great posts.

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I can't think of any thing right now proboley or I most likely won't post for a day or O.K.
Thanks for you support.

 

I'm moving so I might post every so often so if you have any ideas feel free to post o.k.

 

I'm really can't think could you please help me with this story?
Thanks,
Purple_ship_86

 

Here is some more on the story
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"So those creature's names are Eboney and Lilliebrith." said Obi-wan.
"Yes. Can you think of anything better?" said
Qui-gon.
"Well, we could call them Brat #1 & Brat #2."
said Obi-wan
"Well, let me think about it . . . .um. . . . NO!!!!" said Qui-gon
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That is all I could think of right now.
If you have any ideas all feel free to just say them.
Thanks,
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"Spot and Dot?"Obi-Wan tried again.

Qui-Gon took a moment to consider this.

 

"Spot is a dog's name,"Qui-Gon finally replied.

"At least a dog wouldn't have climbed up my braid and ripped it half off,"Obi-Wan said.

Qui-Gon bit down on his inner lip to keep from chuckling at the vision of a St. Bernard dangling from his Padawan's head.

"Anyway, dog, cat, what's the difference?"Obi-Wan continued."They're all pathetic lifeforms."

"I seem to recall that one of those pathetic lifeforms saved you from eating those peas you hate so much."

"Yeah, and then this other pathetic lifeform came along and said we were going to have them again to-night,"Obi-Wan complained.

Qui-Gon narrowed his eyes at his apprentice."Do you know what the punishment is for calling your master a pathetic lifeform?"

Obi-Wan gulped. He'd obviously gone too far this time."Sorry master!"

"It's a bit late for sorry."Qui-Gon fixed him with a hard stare, then began to chant."Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot nine days old."

"Pee-yew!"Obi-Wan replied automatically, earning himself another glare. Then understanding dawned."Master, no! Not peas for nine days in a row! I'll die, master, I will! I'll turn into a pea if I eat that many of them!"

"You'll turn into a pea?"Qui-Gon echoed disbelievingly.

"My skin will turn green and my stomach will start bulging, master! It'll be a nightmare!"

"Sounds more like a cheap holo film, Padawan. What a pity that peas aren't black."Qui-Gon put his years of Jedi training to good use as he carefully controlled his amusement.

"Huh?"

"Then you could turn into the Creature from the Black Legume."

As Qui-Gon walked away laughing, Obi-Wan glanced down at the cats in disgust."Sic 'im, Spot!"

 

I really liked what you added on Jane Jinn.
Thanks,
Purple_ship_86
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Qui-gon says, "Do you understand that SPOT IS A DOGGGGGGGGS NAME! READ MY FURRY PINK LIPS! (That is from Start little)."
Obi-wan says, "O.K. what do you want to call those pestilence (meaning spreading desase)."
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That is all I can think of right. If you have anything to add to the story feel free to jot them down and keep posting.
Thanks,
~~**~~**~***Purple_ship_86***~~**~~**

 

I can't think of any thing right now. Will you guys help me out?

 

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE ???????

 

Yes, but I can't think of anything to write, either.

 

Well, I can under stand that because I am just plain brain dead because, I have six weeks tests.

 

I Want in my story where the cats go and scracth obi-wan but, I don't know how to put it could somone help me???
Thank-you