::CATCH PHRASE:: make up your own or share your favorites!

here's my fave: Emperor's Black Bones! or Vapin'!

i made this one up: Vader Spit!, FORCE-forsaken!







-Kyps

 

i wanted to make one up too.
it was: Skip Piss! and Sith Bile!

ok those are kinda gross.

 

My SW:RPG guy has these two from Marvin the Martian.

"Where's the 'Kaboom'? There's supposed to be an earth-shattering 'Kaboom.'"

and

"When it disintegrates, it disintegrates."

As you an tell, I ain't a diplomat.

All hail Deuce Nevada!

MOO:WHO 4 ev-ah!

 

i just thought of this one: 'Sith-Poo!'
that's pretty corney but i got it stuck in my head and was saying it all day at school.

 

ok, yeah that is really corney.






-hazard

 

Ahem. For starfighter plots:
"You're gonna regret dogfighting me for the rest of your life. All three seconds of it."

Whattaya think?

 

Kinda paraphrasing Clerks:

"I hate people, but I like gatherings. It's wierd."

That's the quote for my new character, a Dark Jedi Merc among the good guys.

Rest in peace Deuce.

 

The dumbest one in all of SW=Blaster bolts!

 

haha: blast!

 

The best catch phrase out of EU:

"Yub, Yub!"

I think the best quote comes from Starfighters of Adumar just after Wedge gets Iella and he's walking back with Janson and Janson says to Wedge, "Stop it, you're embarressing me!"

I love Janson. I was glad to see him make a come back in the Alliston duology.

 

"You're gonna regret dogfighting me for the rest of your life. All three seconds of it."


ok, i have a new favorite!

 

Here's one of my favs and one made up"

"Infantry weapons never work well on spcefighter targets." Wedge shook his head and swung his crosshairs on their outline. "The reverse is not true."

"Spydirs and Stones!" (I refuse to give the reference right now.)

 

I'm a SIITH... and that's with TWO EYES!

 

ok...i just read this one and i love it !(J=wes janson; W=wedge;T=Tycho)

J- tell ma about a female pilot, Twin Suns Leader. She has a nice voice. Does she have the looks to match?

W- Well yes, she's nice looking

J- Married? Attatched?

W- Attatched i think. Recently attatched.

J- So who is she?

W- Jay something. Isn't that right?

T- i think so.

W- Jay, Jay...That's it. Jaina Solo

J- Jaina Solo

W- I'm sure it's the name.

J- Sith spawn, I was flirting with a nie year old.

T- Nine-teen, and she scores more kills thatn the three of us put together at that age.

J- I guess i'd better apologize to her and throw myself on her lightsaber.

 

ok...i finished this book a long time a go but it's still my favorte bit of dialogue
[C= corran L= luke M= mara]

L: i know you find him annoying...

C: Annoying? Either i'm covering my feelings, or you're being kind. If i had any talent in telekinesis at all, I'd have strangled him with his own cloak.

M: Corran!

C: Sorry, i suppose that would be a little out of character for me.

M: Out of character to be so obvious. You need to be more subtle. Locate a partially blocked artery in his brain, then just pinch it off. Band, he's down and it's over.

C: Now i'm really sorry i don't have TK

 

I'm not sure wich of the X-wing books this is from but it's my favorite.

Wedge- "Sometimes I miss my sanity."

 

LOL! i laugh only because i can relate!

 

[shameless_plug]
You guys are aware that we have a Wes Janson Fan Club, right?
[/shameless_plug]

My favorite?

Face Loran: "It's unpleasant as a Hutt's butt in here!" Wraith Squadron, page 383

 

my favorite: "how sith is that?"
it's Tahiri in DJ
I love Kyp and I still love that Mara Corran conversation about killing Kyp +
everyone wants to kill Kyp why, why, why?

 

i have to admitt that kyps was a bit annoying...always rushing into things before truly thinking them thru....but i love the newer, calmer Kyp!


speaking of Kyp!: (K=kyp J=jaina)

J-...if i flame out from a cracked nacelle, i'm holding you responsible.

K- Don't worry. I prefer my friends uncooked. Especially the more attractive ones.

 

"That was fun lets do it again."

 

Every single SW fanfic I write has the following pair of lines:

"Nice shot."
"Yeah, I get that a lot."

 

now that's a good one^

 

My new favorites from my SW:RPG game.

After laying down some smack on a group of evil doers.

[comicbookguy]
"Worst enemy ever."
[/comicbookguy]


And after we accidentaly killed the GM's character........er, again.

[comicbookguy]
Best! Death! Ever!
[/comicbookbuy]

He was trying to disable the deck gun of an airship, and my buddy shot the turret with his bazooka. The bazooka took out one gun, and that explosion detonated it's ammo, which detonated the gun that the GM's character was standing on, which detonted the satchel of explosives he was holding, which detonated the thermal detonators on his belt, which sent him flying over the edge of the airship, where he then fell 200 feet into the trees.

All in all, he took a grand total of 7,573 points of damage (yes, we calculated it.)


Rest In Peace, Stiletto. We shall remember you, especially when we use the the weapons we pried from your corpse.

 

"Holy Yoda!"


That's actually one a Jedi uses in my FanFilm. And I really love "By Yoda's ears!"