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Discussion Catering for Episode VII

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by A Chorus of Disapproval , Jan 28, 2013.

  1. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    A discussion this vital was inevitable, so I decided I should at least begin it on the proper track...

    The craft services department for the Prequels clearly served foods high in trans fats as we can see a progression in weight on characters such as Palpatine/Sidious from the original shooting schedule of episode 3 through the pick-up shots which took place a year or so later. Who should cater the new films so we have proper weight continuity in the new films?
     
  2. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    I wish we could get the caterer back from the OT. He brought such a film noir feeling to the... uh, meals.

    But yeah, everything about the prequel catering was offensive and rapey.
     
  3. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I am thinking that if we need to keep the Big Three alive, they need to eat healthier

    Iron Chef Michael Symon

    But if good nutrition is deemed not necessary.

    Guy Fieri
     
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  4. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If the actors had been given more nutritous, well-balanced meals, the acting may have been more up to our standards. They were probably exhausted on set from such carb-heavy meals.
     
  5. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    Plus they probably had scurvy from George not letting them eat real fruit. There's no vitamin C in that floating CGI fruit!
     
  6. Palpatine2016

    Palpatine2016 Jedi Master star 4

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    No doubt this is the reason.
     
  7. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    This is why Hamill's twitter beard has been conspicuously lens flare(d). Who'd we assign to stalk Don Bies?
     
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  8. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    I don't know, but I'm on Trisha Biggar. She switches cabs a lot, but I'm not giving up.
     
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  9. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    Switches cabs....lol
     
  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    It's all going to be spam spam baked beans and spam.
     
  11. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Lawgiver & Casual Flyer star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    As long as they bring plenty of Blue Milk.
     
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  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Don't derail. This is a serious topic. Ian McDiarmid put on 30 pounds from one camera angle to the next when Anakin was confronting him. We all care very deeply about Carrie Fisher's weight (as it is brought up many times daily) as well as Mark Hamill's issues with bloating. We need to decide the best eating options for the crew and submit our decision to LFL before it's too late for our opinion to change anything.
     
  13. Vale Man

    Vale Man Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Fish, chicken, steak (lean), rice and vegetables. And a big multi-gym.
     
  14. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Didn't Carrie recently lose a bunch of weight?
     
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  15. Lee_

    Lee_ Jedi Master star 4

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    The catering cart will contain only food approved by a certified dietician, maybe even vegan only. It will have a Weight Watcher points label on everything served.

    Once Carrie and Mark get out of their current funk, hop on the treadmill and get into shape, there is no way they will risk a return to the chunk.
     
  16. Vale Man

    Vale Man Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I honestly never noticed this at all.
     
  17. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    A steady diet of bread and water will do them fine I reckon.
     
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  18. Vale Man

    Vale Man Jedi Youngling star 1

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    She's actually looking not too bad at the moment.
     
  19. Vale Man

    Vale Man Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mark Hamill will get it right.
     
  20. BarkingFrog

    BarkingFrog Jedi Master star 2

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    I know that ROTS Sidious in makeup looks a little pudgier but I've never noticed this... do you have comparison images?
     
  21. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    [​IMG][​IMG]

    If George Luca$ used more matte paintings and practical effects, this sort of discrepency would never have happened...
     
  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Great. One thing I need is Ian perv staring back at me while I'm on my laptop.
     
  23. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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    I'll cater. I know some recipes ;)
     
  24. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If you had Tweeted about it, the majority of us on here would believe you had the job...
     
  25. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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    Dont give me the idea, man. I twitter a lot ;)