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Discussion Catering for Episode VII

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by A Chorus of Disapproval , Jan 28, 2013.

  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I can make sandwiches and macaroni and cheese for all of the actors.
     
  2. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Tweet it and watch a second thread on this absurd topic suddenly materialize at the top of page one.
     
  3. Vale Man

    Vale Man Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hey you he's a fine upstanding Scottish perv! I really need to stop impersenatlng him though. If someone agrees to go to a restraint I like I say "Everything that has transpired has done so according .my design". be it out loud or internally.
     
  4. The Bops

    The Bops Jedi Knight star 2

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    I can't believe I'm asking this, but is this thread serious??
     
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If you can somehow manage to take half the threads on page 1 seriously, then, yes, we are quite serious... if you cannot believe half the threads out there have actually been started, then, no...
     
  6. Count Yubnub

    Count Yubnub Jedi Knight star 4

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    THIS!
    IS!
    SERIOUS!

     
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  7. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    How can we not take such a topic seriously? The cast's health and nutrition matter almost as much as Mark Hamill forgetting to Tweet for 2 days, Hayden Christensen's beard, Carrie Fisher writing an ambiguous letter about something, and Chloe Moretz being an actress who is alive while they are planning a new Star Wars film which will need actresses who are alive.
     
  8. Disciple-of-Tython

    Disciple-of-Tython Jedi Master star 4

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  9. markdeez33

    markdeez33 Jedi Knight star 3

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    Meatball sandwiches for everyone!!!!
     
  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Green eggs and ham.
     
  11. fishtailsam

    fishtailsam Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Beef.......Stew

    Yup, my imagination is broken.
     
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    So, Carrie has made an effort to drop her weight down and Harrison is very, very old and feeble... the question of nutritious, health-conscious catering is becoming more and more vital as we look past Episode VII to future films where the cast will be even older and dieter.
     
  13. Darth EL Pollo Loco

    Darth EL Pollo Loco Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Should read didnt Carrie lose a bunch of weight when some dude shoved a vacuum in her body cavity and sucked out the years of pounding back oreos and yager.
     
  14. STARBOB

    STARBOB Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Chef Gordan Ramsey should cater. Hell's kitchen would be great for sithlords.:p
     
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  15. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Force Ghost star 6

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    Lots of cheese, Ensure, and film US scenes in Seattle so Carrie can have her greens. [face_party]
     
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  16. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

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    They
    should
    follow
    the diet of Harrison
    Ford.
    Let Calista
    Flockheart
    prepare
    the meals. ;)
     
  17. Count Yubnub

    Count Yubnub Jedi Knight star 4

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  18. fishtailsam

    fishtailsam Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    When I was younger, I thought it was the "Kraft Service Table" because it was all Kraft food. Like macaroni and cheese and ranch dressing, and grilled cheese sandwiches made with kraft singles.
     
  19. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    They should focus on the director's diet consisting of candy bars and nothing. People forget this was Lucas's diet on the original Star Wars and is what made that movie great. He wasn't surround by "health men" like he was on the prequels.
     
  20. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Well they can't have any cake since the cake is a lie.
     
  21. Ridley Solo

    Ridley Solo Jedi Master star 4

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    They ought to serve bantha burgers and shuura fruit pie...

    Oh, wait- we're talking about on the set? My bad. :p
     
  22. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    Wasn't he rejected from serving in Vietnam because of diabetes? :confused: