1. I Are The Internets SFTC Tiemaster (Nov '16)

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    I can make sandwiches and macaroni and cheese for all of the actors.
  2. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Tyrant

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    Tweet it and watch a second thread on this absurd topic suddenly materialize at the top of page one.
  3. Vale Man Jedi Youngling

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    Hey you he's a fine upstanding Scottish perv! I really need to stop impersenatlng him though. If someone agrees to go to a restraint I like I say "Everything that has transpired has done so according .my design". be it out loud or internally.
  4. The Bops Jedi Knight

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    I can't believe I'm asking this, but is this thread serious??
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Tyrant

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    If you can somehow manage to take half the threads on page 1 seriously, then, yes, we are quite serious... if you cannot believe half the threads out there have actually been started, then, no...
  6. Count Yubnub Jedi Knight

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    THIS!
    IS!
    SERIOUS!

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  7. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Tyrant

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    How can we not take such a topic seriously? The cast's health and nutrition matter almost as much as Mark Hamill forgetting to Tweet for 2 days, Hayden Christensen's beard, Carrie Fisher writing an ambiguous letter about something, and Chloe Moretz being an actress who is alive while they are planning a new Star Wars film which will need actresses who are alive.
  8. Disciple-of-Tython Jedi Master

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  9. markdeez33 Jedi Knight

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    Meatball sandwiches for everyone!!!!
  10. I Are The Internets SFTC Tiemaster (Nov '16)

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  11. fishtailsam Jedi Grand Master

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    Beef.......Stew

    Yup, my imagination is broken.
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Tyrant

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    So, Carrie has made an effort to drop her weight down and Harrison is very, very old and feeble... the question of nutritious, health-conscious catering is becoming more and more vital as we look past Episode VII to future films where the cast will be even older and dieter.
  13. Darth EL Pollo Loco Jedi Padawan

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    Should read didnt Carrie lose a bunch of weight when some dude shoved a vacuum in her body cavity and sucked out the years of pounding back oreos and yager.
  14. STARBOB Jedi Grand Master

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    Chef Gordan Ramsey should cater. Hell's kitchen would be great for sithlords.:p
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  15. DarthBreezy Jedi Grand Master

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    Lots of cheese, Ensure, and film US scenes in Seattle so Carrie can have her greens. [face_party]
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  16. JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master

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    They
    should
    follow
    the diet of Harrison
    Ford.
    Let Calista
    Flockheart
    prepare
    the meals. ;)
  17. Count Yubnub Jedi Knight

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  18. fishtailsam Jedi Grand Master

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    When I was younger, I thought it was the "Kraft Service Table" because it was all Kraft food. Like macaroni and cheese and ranch dressing, and grilled cheese sandwiches made with kraft singles.
  19. Darth_Articulate Jedi Master

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    They should focus on the director's diet consisting of candy bars and nothing. People forget this was Lucas's diet on the original Star Wars and is what made that movie great. He wasn't surround by "health men" like he was on the prequels.
  20. I Are The Internets SFTC Tiemaster (Nov '16)

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    Well they can't have any cake since the cake is a lie.
  21. Ridley Solo Jedi Master

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    They ought to serve bantha burgers and shuura fruit pie...

    Oh, wait- we're talking about on the set? My bad. :p
  22. LawJedi Jedi Master

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    Wasn't he rejected from serving in Vietnam because of diabetes? :confused: