CAUTION! IMPOSTOR IN OUR MIDST!

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  1. guruguy Jedi Knight

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    Apr 22, 2002
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    THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR IN OUR MIDST!!! :p

    It has been identified as a Cyberdyne Systems model 141 nicknamed ?GrumpyTAC? which has infiltrated us posing as our much revered HappyTAC (aka JediTAC).

    Description: GrumpyTAC

    Use extreme caution when approaching GrumpyTAC! :D

    GrumpyTAC has a 5th degree black belt in [kar-sarcasm-arate and is always armed with a ?mark-up code sabre? and ?word-chucks?. Ganging up on GrumpyTAC is fruitless as he is not intimidated by superior numbers.

    Grumpy Tactics:
    Will generally make a quick feint with the ?mark-up code sabre? followed by a series of lightning quick blows with the ?word-chucks?. The final coup de grace is delivered with the much feared ?sarcasm-chop?.

    GrumpyTAC was last sited here sighting1

    Other sightings include:
    sighting2
    and
    sighting3


    Description: HappyTAC

    HappyTAC holds a black sash in Humor-Fu and a 5th degree black belt in Ju-filmcritic-do. HappyTAC may often be found near someone named ?fiancée person?. [face_love]

    Happy Tactics:
    HappyTAC is attracted by random acts of intelligence and is often found providing helpful film advice. Grinning yellow faces are commonly seen in HappyTAC?s vicinity.

    Recent HappyTAC sightings include:

    sighting1

    sighting2

    Identification :

    To determine if a sighting is HappyTAC or the dangerous GrumpyTAC cautiously try the following phrases:
    ?Hi! I?m a newbie and I?m the biggest Star Wars fan in the world! What?s a lightsabre??
    or
    ?I?m making a fanfilm! It?ll be called Star Wars Episode IX.D67.90210/goatboy!? :D
    or
    ?I?m making the bestest film ever. Darth Tinky-Winky and Obi-Barney are gonna fight in a forest!?

    Rapid fire blows with the word-chucks will indicate the presence of the impostor GrumpyTAC. Quickly typing out the Mountain Dew URL and posting it may distract GrumpyTAC long enough to disengage and exit safely.

    Good luck and? may your posts be safe? :D
  2. Animaster Jedi Master

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    Mar 12, 2001
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    ROFL!

    I think GrumpyTAC is out to get you for this. ;)
  3. MaxVeers TFN FanFilms Staff, Manager Emeritus

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    Apr 24, 2000
    star 5
    What's the difference between GrumpyTAC and JediTAC? If any?
  4. JediTAC Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 30, 2000
    star 5
    I've been CLONED ??? [face_shocked]


    And I thought they were just taking my temperature. ;)
  5. ExFilms Jedi Master

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    Aug 9, 2001
    star 4
    Guruguy and Max - [face_laugh] LOL [face_laugh]


  6. DorkmanScott Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
    star 6
    "You want a HappyTAC, or a VengefulTAC?!"
    "HappyTAC! HappyTAC!"

    M. Scott
  7. JediTAC Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
    star 5
    What's the difference between GrumpyTAC and JediTAC?


    It's like the mystery of how long it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop (without biting) . . .
    The world may never know. ;)
  8. Lord_Rive TFN Fan Films Staff

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    Jun 29, 2000
    star 4
    Personally, I'd prefer a TicTAC. ;)
  9. WhisperingDeath Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    Anyone notice that grumpyTAC loves to rear his head in my threads. Maybe it is because I am the only one to return fire on him?

    I respect TAC and his opinions, just that mine and his seem to be in conflict quite often.
  10. CoruscantCrisis Jedi Knight

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    Aug 25, 2001
    star 1
    Hey TAC, the answer is somewhere in the 5,000 range. Can't remember exactly cause I did it like 7 years ago. :)
  11. guruguy Jedi Knight

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    Apr 22, 2002
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    WD:

    Conflict is healthy WD, as long as it is in a spirit of respect. It is pretty difficult sometimes to communicate in writing. So much is missing when we can't see expressions and body language ( thus the reason the mark-up faces were invented).

    When I first started trolling here the very first character I noted was JediTAC. At first many of his posts made me wince a little but over time I have learned to see his sense of humor. Few of his posts make me wince anymore which is amazing given our very different humor types. I can honestly say I think TAC is a very important part of this community and one of many reasons for its success and why I have settled in here. Just go to iFilms and see the utter garbage and downright filth that people are allowed to post. We are lucky here.

    One of your posts I remember made me wince but a few others I've thought were good. One in particular recently that was excellent. Just goes to show it takes all kinds and we won't all agree on everything. You and TAC can both keep your passion set to high, sprinkle in a dash of respect, and have good debates we can all learn something from.
  12. JediTAC Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    Maybe it is because I am the only one to return fire on him?


    NOPE ... that's not it. [face_mischief]
  13. WhisperingDeath Jedi Master

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    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    ITS TAC! RUN AND HIDE RUN AND HIDE!
  14. WhisperingDeath Jedi Master

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    May 25, 2002
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    oh and guruguy i agree. We have SUCH a great board here full of lively characters... I wouldn't trade jediTAC for anything........ less than 100 dollars in american currency. :) <--- face to show that was supposed to be humorous.
  15. guruguy Jedi Knight

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    Apr 22, 2002
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    Don't worry WD!

    It's clearly HappyTAC! :D
  16. Ptx Jedi Master

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    Jun 19, 2000
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    Tac, if they were taking your temperature would they have inserted one of THOSE things THERE? :eek:

    Pete
  17. JediTAC Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
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  18. Pixelito Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 16, 2002
    star 4
    har har... ha har har har ha ha har! :D

    seriously, thats the funniest thing i've ever read.
  19. Fremen Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2001
    star 3
    hehehehehe, I know BOTH their weaknesses.

    Random acts of stupidity, by newbies, or Fremen's or a certain word I have been banned from saying.

    lol, GrumpyTAC.....ahhhh.....woooo....*wipes tears from eyes* ahhhh. :p

    ;)
    Kyle
  20. NickLong Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 29, 2000
    star 4
    I don't think this topic belongs in this forum.

    anyway,

    Nick "Shorty" Long
  21. JediTAC Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
    star 5
    NOT BELONG ????

    GrumpyTAC is emerging ...... getting closer ... closer ..... :mad:
  22. Neszis Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2001
    star 4
    No no, its ok IntermediateTAC, that was just IHateEverythingNick. Ignore him :D

    ~Neszis~
  23. PadawanNick Force Ghost

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    Jun 6, 2001
    star 4
    Ah ... poor TAC.
    A simple man, trying to make his way on the internet.
    ... and he keeps getting cloned!

    At least this time, it's just one TAC.

    Back in Oct. last year someone registered entire TAC army. There was NickTAC, DaftTAC, Lord_TAC, padawanTAC and more.


    Have fun.
  24. darthsaber10 Jedi Master

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    Jul 10, 2001
    star 2
    so IHateEverythingNick" - Neszis 6:21 pm,

    What exactly does "shorty" pertain to?










    :p He He He



    P.s. I?m making the bestest film ever. Darth Tinky-Winky and Obi-Barney are gonna fight in a forest!

  25. Neszis Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 4
    Hahaha can't TACify my name!

    NezTAC?
    TACzis?

    No, you cant TACify me...I'm unTACable.

    ~NesTAC~
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