THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR IN OUR MIDST!!! It has been identified as a Cyberdyne Systems model 141 nicknamed ?GrumpyTAC? which has infiltrated us posing as our much revered HappyTAC (aka JediTAC). Description: GrumpyTAC Use extreme caution when approaching GrumpyTAC! GrumpyTAC has a 5th degree black belt in [kar-sarcasm-arate and is always armed with a ?mark-up code sabre? and ?word-chucks?. Ganging up on GrumpyTAC is fruitless as he is not intimidated by superior numbers. Grumpy Tactics: Will generally make a quick feint with the ?mark-up code sabre? followed by a series of lightning quick blows with the ?word-chucks?. The final coup de grace is delivered with the much feared ?sarcasm-chop?. GrumpyTAC was last sited here sighting1 Other sightings include: sighting2 and sighting3 Description: HappyTAC HappyTAC holds a black sash in Humor-Fu and a 5th degree black belt in Ju-filmcritic-do. HappyTAC may often be found near someone named ?fiancÃ©e person?. Happy Tactics: HappyTAC is attracted by random acts of intelligence and is often found providing helpful film advice. Grinning yellow faces are commonly seen in HappyTAC?s vicinity. Recent HappyTAC sightings include: sighting1 sighting2 Identification : To determine if a sighting is HappyTAC or the dangerous GrumpyTAC cautiously try the following phrases: ?Hi! I?m a newbie and I?m the biggest Star Wars fan in the world! What?s a lightsabre?? or ?I?m making a fanfilm! It?ll be called Star Wars Episode IX.D67.90210/goatboy!? or ?I?m making the bestest film ever. Darth Tinky-Winky and Obi-Barney are gonna fight in a forest!? Rapid fire blows with the word-chucks will indicate the presence of the impostor GrumpyTAC. Quickly typing out the Mountain Dew URL and posting it may distract GrumpyTAC long enough to disengage and exit safely. Good luck and? may your posts be safe?