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Change Serious Ep II Lines to Comedy Ep II Lines

Discussion in 'Prequel Trilogy' started by jengafett, Apr 8, 2005.

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  1. jengafett

    jengafett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Strilo edit: All you had to do was ask to have your thread moved from TPM. It's here.


    This is basically a humour thread. Where we parody any lines from Ep II into comedy lines. Feel free to post your comedy talents. Here's some of mine and my friends.

    Anakin: We decided to come and rescue you.
    Obi-Wan: <looks at his chains> Good job.
    Anakin: Nice attitude, Master. Tell you what, next time we won't bother, okay?

    Padme: Jedi aren't allowed to marry. You'll be expelled from the Order. I will not let you give up your future for me.
    Anakin: <backing away> Whoa! Whoa! Who said anything about marriage? I just thought we could have a little fun, that's all!

    Jedi Master St'An and his padawan apprentice Ky-Ile pause during a dramatic moment in the arena battle.

    St'an: "Oh my God! They killed Jango!"

    Ky-Ile: "You Basterds!"

    Anakin(in battle on Geonosia):Hey, is that 3PO? ATTACK!!!!!

    Yoda:Hasta Lavista Dooku!

    Obi-Wan:This is why I hate flying!
    Charge blows chunk off of nearby asteroid. Obi-Wan barely scrapes by.
    Obi-Wan:Nope, I was wrong. That is why I hate flying!

    Obi-wan to Count Dooku:
    "I'll never join you."

    Count Dooku:
    "Uhmm, okay then. I'm your father."

    in the battle arena, right when the clones are coming.
    Nute Gunray: Oh NO! It's the Attack of the Clones!
    Count Dooko: No #############.

    Uknown Jedi Padawan in arena on Geonosia:UUHH Wait! Time! My lightsaber's broken!


    Amidala: "Jar Jar Binks."

    Jar Jar: "Meesa you highness?"

    Amidala: "Yes, youssa."



    Mace with lightsaber at Dooku's throat: This party's over.(pause) Ok. Now I am sure you are all wondering why I don't just kill Dooku right now while I have my lightsaber at his throat. I was wondering the same thing. All I can say is, if I did the smart thing and ended this now, there would be no Ep. 4,5,and 6.


    How bout, Mace with lightsaber at Jango's throat:
    "Party over... Hey, is that a Big Kahuna burger?"


    R2D2: bleep bleep bib brrrrrrp brrb
    C3PO: SAME TO YOU TO PAL



    Dooku:Yoda, you may be powerful, but I am taller than you are.
    Yoda:Size matters not! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
    Yoda kicks butt!

    Anakin talking to Zam Wesell:(angrily) TELL US!
    Zam:You know, you're not going to get a whole lot out of me with that attitude. Hasn't your master taught you anything about manners. Can you say please?
    Anakin:(through gritted teeth)PLEASE will you tell us who hired you?
    Zam:Sure it was Jaaaaaaaa!(shot)
    Anakin:Dang!

    Death stick dealer: wanna death stick?
    Ob-wan: Yes please, how much do I owe ya?

    OB1 to Anakin in the club
    "Well if your not going to be the death of me at least you ARE driving me to drink!" Still I think he IS going to be the death of me! Better enjoy my drink!


    Mace:Why did the Sith cross the road?
    Yoda:Why?
    Mace:Because he could!HAHAHAHAhaha...ahum well, I thought it was funny.

    Padme talking about sand...
    Anakin: I hate sand...especially when it get's in your bathing suit. Don't you just hate that feeling your Majesty?

    Anakin:eek:NE DAY I WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL JEDI EVER!!!!!
    Padme:Yup.
    Anakin:What?
    Padme:Yup. You are going to be the most powerful Jedi ever. You will rule as a Dark Jedi known as Darth Vader. Your name will be feared throughout the galaxy. But your son, who you don't know exists, is going to turn you back to the good side right before you die saving him from evil Emperor Palpatine.
    Anakin:Are you allright, Padme. I don't think you are feeling very well.
    Padme:Just wait. You'll see.
    Anakin:eek:k.....(to himself) and I thought I was crazy.

    Dooku and Anakin dueling...Anakin becomes open for attack and Dooku strikes his arm
    Dooku: You're defeated.
    Anakin: It's just a flesh wound. I'll be alright.
    Dooku: Not if I slice off your other arm (strikes down on his other arm)
    Anakin: Now look what you've gone and done. Starts kicking Dooku
    D
     
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